Last week, the world learned that Farrah Abraham is dating Aden Stay, a 40-year-old stuntman who has apparently grown weary of explosions and car wrecks, and is now looking for a truly dangerous challenge.
Ya know, like dating Farrah Abraham.
Thus far, it seems like the relationship is going relatively smoothly.
Farrah and Aden have posted pics of their date nights, and the photographic evidence that she has yet to claw his eyes out indicates that this might be Farrah’s healthiest relationship yet.
But not everyone is convinced that Abraham has finally found Mr. Right.
As you may recall, Simon Saran dated Farrah for a surprisingly long period of time, and despite the combative nature of their relationship, Simon and Farrah remained friends.
The only thing Simon does better than make poor romantic choices is talk major amounts of trash, so it’s not surprising he has thoughts to share regarding Farrah’s new beau:
“Good for her,” Saran told The Ashley’s Reality Roundup in a recent interview.
“She needs an older man in her life. Plus she needs the financial support from him. Guys like that are more willing to give [that].”
Yes, he decided to go the passive-aggressive route this time, and he was pulling it off until he got a bit heavy-handed toward the end there.
Since Simon’s trash talk is the stuff of legend in the Teen Mom universe, we really expected more.
Not his best work, but with any luck, this will kick off another feud between Simon and Farrah, and we’ll get to see two masters of the all-caps hate tweet do their thing.
The last known interaction between Saran and Abraham took place in July of last year when the exes went at one another on Twitter.
Shortly thereafter, Farrah revealed that she’s no longer allowed to communicate with Simon by decree of her 9-year-old daughter:
“I’m not allowed to talk to him because Sophia doesn’t like him,” Farrah told E! News.
Something tells us she’ll be defying Sophia’s orders and throwing major shade at Simon in the very near future.
Watch Teen Mom OG online to remind yourself of just how mind-blowingly unstable Farrah and Simon’s relationship truly was.