Thursday, August 23, 2018

Big Brother Recap: Zingbot Returns!

Level Six have been dominating the game inside the Big Brother house ever since the beginning of the season. 


Their latest achievement involved them getting Faysal to put up his ally, Scottie so that there was just one member of their alliance on the block. 




In a stunning nominations ceremony, they learned that their plan worked, meaning there was a good chance they would control the vote once again. 


“You big buffoon,” yelled Brett in the Diary Room as we rejoined the house. Brett was right: Faysal should have targeted the Level Six alliance to give him and Haleigh a chance to make it further.


“I’m not saying you’re lying, but somebody’s lying,” said Faysal to fellow ally, Scottie, whom he had just threw up on the block. 


Faysal has got to be one of the worst players in Big Brother history. He is oblivious at evictions and has no grasp on how to execute a move. 



The funniest part of all of this is that Faysal made another person come after him: Scottie. It’s astounding that JC managed to make Faysal believe Scottie had the hots for Haleigh. 


Haleigh was unimpressed by Faysal’s move, but Faysal continued to be somewhat ridiculous. 


“We play it safe every freakin’ week and where does that get us? Nowhere!” yelled Faysal. Haleigh talked sense, saying that Angela and Kaycee were blatantly working together yet they evaded the block. 


The good thing is that Haleigh was vocal about getting Scottie off the block, further fueling Fessy’s insecurities that his bae was about to join a showmance with the man who has not kissed anyone before. 


As we previously reported in our latest round of Big Brother Spoilers, Angela, Haleigh, and Tyler joined the veto race. 



Things took a thrilling turn when Fessy turned to Tyler to ask about a final four deal with the two of them, Angela and Haleigh. 


This was music to Tyler’s ears because it meant there was no way he would have to use his power. This dude might as well just be handed the check now, CBS!


Zingbot returned to the house, and the famous robot was on top form with comments that were almost too crazy for TV. 


Here are some of the best zings of the night:


  • “People say robots are heartless, emotionless and soulless. Did I say robots? I meant to say … Angela!”

  • “Kaycee, you have all the Big Brother viewers shouting “Let’s go … to another channel!” 

  • “Brett, you always seem so fresh and clean, which makes sense because you’re a giant douche!”

  • “Fessy, I was surprised to learn you’re a part-time teacher considering you’re a full-time moron!”

  • “Sam, you love to tell everyone how real you are. You are real … real f—ing crazy!”

The competition was the annual one that focused on the houseguests hiding things in the house. Brett was smart with this one, and it made it look like the area had already been looked through in his runs. 



Brett won the veto!


JC immediately got to work and told Fessy to get Angela or Kaycee on the block. To be fair, they’ve both been used as nominees in the past, so it made sense.


Also, JC did not want Fessy to think he was to blame for any of the drama in the house. 


Meanwhile, Brett wondered whether it would be time for Fessy to get Haleigh on the block, and Sam was the one who made the pitch.  


“She’s using you as a body double because she can’t win these physical competitions,” Sam said to a irate Fessy. 



That’s when Sam asked for a pinky promise, and Fessy seemed like he was ready to just self-evict because of the stupidity of this move. 


Fessy then hits up the DR and claims Sam is working with Scottie. What the hell?


What did you think of all this craziness?


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