It’s a case of too bad, so sad for Alec Baldwin … according to the art gallery owner he’s suing for selling him a fake painting. Mary Boone responded to Baldwin’s suit, saying the actor waited more than 6 years to file the suit over “Sea and…
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Thursday, October 27, 2016
Thursday, July 21, 2016
Ireland Baldwin Posts Naked Butt on Instagram; Alec Presumably Dead From Rage-Induced Heart Attack
After a brief respite from social media, Ireland Baldwin is back to getting naked on Instagram like it’s her job.
Which, come to think of it, it might be.
Does she have a job? Eh, who cares?
Normally we’re critical of spoiled children of celebrities who don’t even pretend to have aspirations toward acting, or singing, or some other form of cushy employment, but we’re gonna let this one slide.
This is a post-Kardashian world we’re living in, and if Ireland’s boobs can earn her a living, we say go for it.
And no, it’s not just because we enjoy the view.
We just reject the notion that talent is the only way for a celebrity kid to earn a living without resorting to the drudgery of actual employment.
If Evel Knievel and Johnny Knoxville made careers out of their willingness to risk their lives, why can’t Ireland make one out of her willingness to get naked?
Yes, we just compared Ireland Baldwin to Evel Knievel, and yes, we’re as confused by it as you are.
We’re also a little baffled by the origins of Ms. Baldwin’s latest artsy nude pic.
Apparently it’s from a series entitled My Hotel Room by a photographer named Aladdin Ishmael.
The dude literally invites models up to his hotel room so he can photograph them naked.
And here’s the really insane part – they do it!
He’s either the greatest genius or the biggest perv that ever lived. Or both.
Hopefully Ireland didn’t share this story at the dinner table:
Alec: So how was your weekend, honey?
Ireland: Some guy named Aladdin asked me to go up to his hotel room and get naked, so I did.
*family holds up protective garbage bags like they’re in the front row of a Gallagher show as Alec’s head literally explodes, covering the room with gray matter and jowls*
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin: Expecting Baby Number 3!!
Congratulations are in order for the Baldwins.
Sorry, we should clarify. There are a lot of Baldwins.
In this case, we’re referring to Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. The pair just announced they are expecting their third child – a baby boy!
To commemorate the occasion, both husband and wife posted this photo to Instagram:
“Ireland, Carmen, Rafael, Hilaria and I are excited to share with you that we are going to have another little addition to our family. Another little boy coming this Fall,” Alec wrote in the caption.
The couple certainly have been keeping, uh, busy over the past several months. Hilaria just gave birth to baby Rafael last June.
Guess that oven was just yearning for another bun.
The couple welcomed their first child Carmen in 2013, just one year after they were married in 2012. Clearly, they wasted no time in making additions to their family.
It’s certainly a nice change of pace to see Alec making headlines for something other than his obnoxious public outbursts.
In 2014, he decried New York City as a “carnival of stupidity” after he was arrested for a traffic violation, and not long before that he was caught screaming homophobic slurs at a photographer.
Alec also has a 20-year-old daughter, Ireland, who he shares with his first wife Kim Basinger.
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