Jim Jones can’t decide whether to laugh it off or be pissed about Kanye West’s doctor using his name as an alias, but he’s sure he deserves an apology. The “We Fly High” rapper was cracking himself up when we talked to him about his connection…
Showing posts with label Alias. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alias. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Jim Jones to Kanye West -- Get a New Alias! I Don"t Want Your Life (VIDEO)
Jim Jones can’t decide whether to laugh it off or be pissed about Kanye West’s doctor using his name as an alias, but he’s sure he deserves an apology. The “We Fly High” rapper was cracking himself up when we talked to him about his connection…
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Florida Man Arrested, Uses Most NSFW Alias EVER
Jeffrey Forrest Poole is a character. He lives in Largo, Florida, just west of Tampa, and he has quite the sense of humor when it comes to the law.
According to Huffington Post, Poole was arrested on Sunday after police were called to him home on reports of domestic disturbance.
Police then cuffed (and later charged) the 37-year-old for violently resisting arrest. He yelled that he “will beat every cop’s ass” as he was taken out of the house.
The arresting police officer recorded later that Poole “raised his right fist and began to extend it towards my face in an attempt to strike me.”
Brobible.com reports that when authorities were filling out paperwork for the arrest, they asked Poole if he had any “alias” or a record under file.
Indeed he does!
Poole confirmed the use of “Dickface Johnson,” which showed up front-and-center on his past records.
Poole is still in jail after failing to post bail for $ 5,150.
The world is a cruel place right now, so I will take any and all opportunity to laugh at stories like this.
Using a name like ‘Dickface Johnson” as part of your criminal profile is classic. It says “I can laugh at myself” but it also serves as a middle finger to authorities, which I think Poole was able to get across to police officers.
There is no word on who called the police on DFJ or why, but it’s safe to assume that he was raising all sorts of hell that make him a true “Dickface Johnson.”
DFJ will likely not be able to “beat every cop’s ass” for the forseeable future, since he hasn’t yet made bail.
Ah, Florida. As Jack Donaghy and Tracy Morgan once said, you are the true “penis of America.”
And Dickface Johnson is your mayor.
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Cathriona White: Married, in Possession of Drugs Under Jim Carrey"s Alias Before Suicide
Jim Carrey’s girlfriend, Cathriona White, who died of suspected suicide last month, was married to another man, according to a new report.
Also, she had drugs in her possession prescribed to a Carrey alias.
“She had a husband and they were separated,” Ed Winter of the L.A. County Medical Examiner’s office said. “He is the legal next of kin.”
According to Winter, the makeup artist had been separated from the unidentified man for five months and planned to divorce him.
Carrey and White dated on and off, last splitting up September 24.
Cathriona committed suicide, it is widely believed, just days later.
“As far as Jim was concerned, [she was separated,” a source said.
“She was going to start divorce proceedings. There is no way Jim Carrey would have taken her out to public places if he thought she was married.”
Her marriage date, husband and location have not been released.
The coroner’s office confirmed that several different prescription pill bottles were found next to White’s body shortly after her demise.
“There were four bottles found, three of them with a name on it and they weren’t hers,” the coroner’s office explained to the media.
“We confirmed with the pharmacy it was an alias for Carrey. The prescriptions were Ambien, Percocet, Propranolol and Zofran.”
“[They were all in the name of Jim’s alias] except for the Zofran,” the corner’s office added. “There was no name on the [Zofran].”
White, 30, took the pills unbeknownst to Carrey, who is not a person of interest, despite Internet anti-vaxx conspiracy theories.
“Jim didn’t even realize until a couple days later because it’s not something that he took on a regular basis,” the insider explained.
The coroner’s office also previously confirmed that a note addressed to Carrey was found by her body; its contents are unclear.
Reports that White was involved in Scientology have also surfaced, though it’s not certain how deeply Cathriona was immersed.
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