Wheel of Fortune Contestant Nearly Ends Twitter with NSFW Guess

Welp, this was a different kind of Wheel of Fortune guess.

We"ve shared in the past some of the worst puzzle responses of all-time (such as THIS ONE), but the one featured on this page is really unlike any in game show history.

During a round of “same name,” Melanie Sinany looked at a nearly-completely board and proudly announced her guess for what was supposed to be “bridal & cold shower."

Right?

You would have said that if you saw the puzzle above, wouldn"t you?

However, Sinany said Gold Shower instead, causing quite the uproar within the studio and across social media.

Host Pat Sajak simply uttered a “sorry” after this failed guess, while Vanna White stood at the board looking stunned.

(For those innocent and unaware, a golden shower is when one sexual partner urinates on the other. Ask our President about it. He"ll explain.)

“A woman on Wheel of Fortune just guessed ‘GOLD’ for the part of the phrase ‘COLD SHOWER’ and I’ve never regretted failing to capture something on my phone more,” one Twitter user wrote in reply to this mishap.

Added another:

“Idk how many times I hit rewind bc I was laughing soo hard and the camera was shaking."

Another chimed in as follows:

"#goldshower And just like that, Awkward Moment on @wheeloffortune and YouTube fame for Melanie after guessing Gold Shower.

"I wonder if Pat will say anything about it at the end of the game. Poker faces from Pat and Vanna were priceless."

And another:

"I feel blessed that I caught this magical Wheel of Fortune moment just now.”

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Kendall Jenner Is Excited About Her Vagina in NSFW Music Video

If you"re not familiar with the rapper Lil Dicky, well, we"re sorry to be the ones to tell you, but you"ve been wasting your life.

The good news is, it"s not too late for you to familiarize yourself with the artist who"s alternately known as Slim Boner, the Human Bitcoin, and Mr. Leftward-Sloping Penis.

Dicky"s back catalog is well worth your time, but there"s no better place to start than with his newest music video, a collaboration with Chris Brown that dropped earlier this week.

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, Hey, I clicked on an article about Kendall Jenner"s vagina! What"s all this talk about phallic rappers and heavily-tattooed R&B dudes?

Well, you see – Breezy isn"t the only celeb to make a cameo in Young Dick"s latest opus.

The song has something of a high-concept premise – Dicky and Chris swap bodies (hence the title, "Freaky Friday").

The emcees enjoy certain aspects of one another"s lives, but for obvious reasons, Brown is eager to get back to his life of groupies and public adulation.

And so, a second switch takes place.

We won"t get into all the details (you really have to watch this video), but complications lead to Dicky inhabiting Kendall Jenner"s physical form.

The rapper remains as genital-obsessed as ever, but now he has something new to explore.

"Holy sh-t, I got a vagina, I"m gonna learn," an excited Dickie-as-Kendall croons.

"I"m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman!"

Needless to say, this isn"t your typical hip hop video.

Do yourself a favor and check out the full clip below:

 

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Taylor Swift Delivers NSFW Toast, Gets Booed at Friend"s Wedding

After reaching previously unimaginable heights of popularity following the release of her 1989 album, Taylor Swift has found herself in a bit of a slump as of late.

Part of the problem is that her two latest singles “Look What You Made Me Do” and the confusingly titled “…Ready For It?” have met with less than enthusiastic responses from fans and critics.

Now, Taylor is facing yet another PR headache, but this one has nothing to do with her celebrity feuds or the quality of her music.

Taylor Swift: BOOED at Friend’s Wedding!

That’s Swifty attending the wedding of her best friend, Abigail Anderson.

Fans know Abigail as the subject of Taylor’s song “Fifteen,” as well as the singer’s frequent defender in high-profile beefs.

Obviously, Taylor was Abigail’s maid of honor, and she did her best not to upstage the bride.

Unfortunately, no matter where Taylor Swift goes, she’s still Taylor Swift.

So throngs of fans gathered to catch a glimpse of the singer, and as you can see in the clip above, they were royally pissed when she was hidden from public view.

It was an unfortunate scene, but the silver lining is that there’s also a teachable moment here.

As a celebrity gossip site, we here at THG are no strangers to obsessing over celebrities.

It’s kind of our thing.

That said, it’s important to bear in mind that even the biggest names in show business are entitled to moments of privacy.

And the civilians in their lives definitely have the right to step away from the public eye whenever they choose.

Here’s a good rule of thumb:

If a celeb is engaged in the type of event that would earn a mention in the local paper for a non-famous plebe such as yourself (think births, weddings, funerals), then don’t show up to creepily try to share the moment with them.

It’s not remotely cool.

Taylor Swift Wedding Toast

Of course, Abigail’s wedding wasn’t completely spoiled by overzealous stans.

Check out the clip below for a few raunchy seconds from Taylor’s maid of honor toast.

It sounds like she’s telling a story about Abigail and her new husband boning in a public bathroom.

Abby’s grandmother is probably still trying to shake that one off.

View Slideshow: 13 Reasons We Wish We Were Taylor Swift’s Cat

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Security Guard Jerks Off to Cheerleaders: NSFW ALERT!

Look. We"ve all been there.

We"ve all been teenagers, a bit curious, a bit confused and all kinds of titillated by the opposite sex.

So we can understand what the young man in the following video is thinking.

He"s thinking this: 

BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! OH MY GOD, SO MANY BOOBS!

See, the young man is serving as a security guard for the San Diego Chargers in this explicit footage, working the sidelines at this past Sunday"s game against the Oakland Raiders.

But that"s not all he"s working.

He"s also working his own penis, in a pretty intense manner by the looks of things.

This video popped up on Facebook yesterday, quickly making the viral rounds because… well…

Because it features a security guard standing in broad daylight, directly in front of a group of cheerleaders (not to mention tens of thousands of fans in the stands), very clearly pleasuring himself.

Talk about unsportsmanlike conduct!

No wonder the Chargers are likely moving to Los Angeles next season!

There"s a flag at nearly full staff on the play!

This is a clear example of illegal hands to the… head!

Move over, Odell Beckham Jr. There"s someone else out there who excels at using one hand!

We"ve never seen such a clear case of holding!

But seriously folks….

The team has been unable to identify the horny employee, who has reportedly been fired by Elite Security, but San Diego did issue a statement that reads as follows:

"We are aware of the disturbing actions of an Elite security staff member at Sunday’s game. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident."

And we apologize to anyone who clicks PLAY on the following video. Consider yourself warned.

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Celebrity NSFW Selfies -- Guess Who!

The weather may be cooling down but these stars are keeping social media hot by posting these super sexy selfies on their accounts! Flash through the nearly naked shots and see if you can guess the celebs in these NSFW photos. 

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Florida Man Arrested, Uses Most NSFW Alias EVER

Jeffrey Forrest Poole is a character. He lives in Largo, Florida, just west of Tampa, and he has quite the sense of humor when it comes to the law.

According to Huffington Post, Poole was arrested on Sunday after police were called to him home on reports of domestic disturbance.

Police then cuffed (and later charged) the 37-year-old for violently resisting arrest.  He yelled that he “will beat every cop’s ass” as he was taken out of the house.

The arresting police officer recorded later that Poole “raised his right fist and began to extend it towards my face in an attempt to strike me.”

Brobible.com reports that when authorities were filling out paperwork for the arrest, they asked Poole if he had any “alias” or a record under file.

Indeed he does!  

Poole confirmed the use of “Dickface Johnson,” which showed up front-and-center on his past records.

View Slideshow: Florida Woman: Strange But True Stories

Poole is still in jail after failing to post bail for $ 5,150.

The world is a cruel place right now, so I will take any and all opportunity to laugh at stories like this.  

Using a name like ‘Dickface Johnson” as part of your criminal profile is classic.  It says “I can laugh at myself” but it also serves as a middle finger to authorities, which I think Poole was able to get across to police officers.

There is no word on who called the police on DFJ or why, but it’s safe to assume that he was raising all sorts of hell that make him a true “Dickface Johnson.” 

DFJ will likely not be able to “beat every cop’s ass” for the forseeable future, since he hasn’t yet made bail.  

Ah, Florida.  As Jack Donaghy and Tracy Morgan once said, you are the true “penis of America.”

And Dickface Johnson is your mayor.

View Slideshow: Florida Man: Strange Sunshine State Stories

Comedian Gets World"s Most NSFW Donald Trump Tattoo

Lots of people have tattoos that they regret. Maybe it’s the name of an ex-lover, or a band that stopped being cool the year you graduated high school.

But it’s possible that no one on the planet is rocking ink as unfortunate as Elijah Daniels’. But the funny thing is, the up-and-coming comic doesn’t seem to regret his decision at all:

In case you’re at work, or you simply consumed food in the past few hours and you’d like it to stay where it belongs, we’ll attempt to suppress our gag reflexes long enough to describe the above image.

You see, Daniels promised his Twitter followers that if he reached a certain number of retweets, he would get a tattoo of Donald Trump fellating a disembodied dong on his ankle.

The people came through en masse, and after the tweet was shared over 6,000 times, Daniel made good on his word.

Daniel says the ink wasn’t actually intended to make a political statement but was more his way of letting the whole world know it can kneel down and polish his knob.

“The political statement I’m making is suck a dick,” Daniel said in a recent interview. “That’s my political views.”

“Yeah, not just to Trump, just to everyone. Suck a dick. Take it in any way.”

View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President

Daniel has also written a Trump erotica entitled Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, which you can actually purchase on Amazon right now.

What a time to be alive.

Surprisingly, Daniel says he has no disdain for the presumptive GOP nominee, and he in fact meant for his tatt to be taken as a kind of tribute:

“He’s just an asshole. He can take a joke, it seems like, so I like to f–k with him,” Daniel says.

“At this point, though, I’ve had enough good sh-t happen because of Donald Trump that it’s like, I’ll get a tattoo of you.’ It’s like a sh-tty ex-boyfriend you have a tattoo of. You think, Well, you were sh-tty, but I’m not going to get it covered up, because it was a good time.”

We’re guessing the Donald doesn’t find the situation very funny, but turnabout is fair play.

After all, there’s nothing not a damn thing humorous about Trump claiming his eponymous tower has the world’s best taco bowls. 

That’s just plain ridiculous and wrong.

View Slideshow: 16 Celebrities Who Actually Support Donald Trump

Inside Amy Schumer Promo: NSFW ALERT!

NSFW ALERT! NSFW ALERT!

This bears mentioning one more time: NSFW ALERT!

Amy Schumer has released the first trailer for Inside Amy Schumer Season 4, which premieres on Comedy Central on April 21 at 10/9c… and it is most definitely not safe for work.

Among the sneak peeks we"re treated to below:

 

• Schumer shills for a yogurt that will make your nether regions taste like nothin.


• She asks women what movie best describes their lady parts.


• She fails to run the country because she"s on her period.


• She gets mistaken for Rebel Wilson.


• She takes on Game of Thrones.


• She portrays a horrific rich woman who doesn’t know her maid’s name… but is totally just like you.


• There"s also a gun show, an eye patch and


• And her water breaks. Big time.

According to Comedy Central, Schumer will be "less apologetic than ever" this season, which has us intrigued because this was already a woman unafraid to speak her mind.

A hilarious woman unafraid to speak her mind, we should say.

Check out this 90-second look at Inside Amy Schumer Season 4 and be warned, yes, once again: it is not safe for work.

Brandi Glanville Posts VERY NSFW Thong Photo on Instagram!

Brandi Glanville is not what you would call the shy type.

If you follow her on Instagram you know that Brandi bikini photos are a fairly common occurrence, but nothing that she’s posted in the past could’ve prepared us for this:

A word of advice: Don’t click that pic if you’re at work unless your boss is either very understanding or very into MILFs.

It’s Ms. Glanville wearing an almost-non-existent thong and though we’ve seen Brandi’s butt many times in the past, this might be her most revealing photo to date.

She posted it with the following caption, which – like all things butt-related – includes a shoutout to Butt Queen Kim Kardashian:

“I’ve struggled with wanting to post this but I’ve worked so hard on my body & at 43 after 2 kids I’m very proud. I love that @kimkardashian makes the point that moms are hot even after kids and post sexy selfies.”

“Ive prepped for the haters & was given the blessing of my family! Zero filters zero photo shop #ankle weights work!”

Who’s out there saying moms can’t be sexy?!

That’s why the term MILF exists! 

Do these people not remember Stifler? Or more importantly, Stifler’s mother?

What about that song about Stacy’s mom? She had it going on, if we recall.

Sigh. Kids these days with their ageist butt preferences.

Anyway, click on the pic above to see Brandi’s mostly naked ass.

View Slideshow: 17 Best Celebrity Butts: Badonkadonk Bonanza!

Kourtney Kardashian Posts Insane Selfie, Suffers Nip Slip (NSFW!)

Was it a show of sisterly solidarity?

Or was an accidental nip slip?

Whatever the case, Kourtney Kardashian posted a free show to her Instagram account last night.

While her younger sister, Kim posted a photo of the most winning post-baby body ever, Kourtney wished her followers a good night.  Actually it was more of a sultry good night look, and Kardashian was wearing a sheer-paneled, low-cut top.

And that sheer-paneled, low-cut top was pulled down a bit too low, because the top of her nipple was clearly visible.

One thing is for sure, though.  Kardashian is one of those people who doesn’t care if they accidentally showed off more than they meant to.  The photo is still up, and somewhere she is saying to someone, “I love it.  So gorge.”

Whether it was a message to her baby daddy, Scott Disick (who’s been taking advantage of spring break with college kids in Mexico) or done purely out of boredom, Kardashian is no doubt owning her nip slip.

This isn’t the first time Kardashian’s boobs stole the spotlight; At Kendall Jenner’s 20th birthday party last November, Kardashian wore a lace top so sheer that the camera flash captured…it all. 

The good news is that Disick is totally loving the slip.

“Hell yeah get it girl,” he commented on her post, according to E!

“I know 3 kids that those nips made into perfect angels.”

So…that’s great.

View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Naked on Keeping Up: Behind the Scenes Pics!

Amber Rose Poses on Pool Table in NSFW Instagram Pics!

If you follow Amber Rose on Instagram, you know the woman is not exactly shy about showing off her famous curves.

Even by the lofty standards of the oft-naked Ms. Rose, however, her latest pics are pretty damn risque:

We’re not sure, but it seems like there might be something suggestive about Amber posing with a pool cue between her legs. 

Maybe she just really, really, really enjoys the game of pool.

Anyway, regardless of whether or not there’s any innuendo to these pics (We kid. There is.), Amber is definitely trying to tell us something.

Recently, the 32-year-old model has been plagued by reports that could threaten the future of her career.

Yes, we’re talking about the rumors of Amber wearing a fake butt. 

It may not seem like a big deal, but Amber has built a career around her sizable backside.

Like the Kardashians before her, Amber has gone on to bigger and better things, but it all started with dat ass.

So the butt pad rumors were basically on par with accusing an athlete of using performance-enhancing drugs.

No wonder Amber felt the need to post some pics that leave little to the imagination.

Still no official word on whether or not Amber is really dating Drake, but if the rumors are true, it’s further confirmation that the Canadian crooner is a lucky man.

View Slideshow: Amber Rose Selfies: Look at Me!

​South Park Rapes & Kills Canadian Donald Trump & Slams Caitlyn Jenner — See The NSFW Images HERE!

That was a doozy!

Last night’s South Park episode tackled the whole Donald Trump thing and finally showed Caitlyn Jenner after only referring to her in the previous episode!

The episode started off by building on last week’s story by having President Barack Obama applaud Kyle for his speech on tolerance about Jenner. Of course, Kyle was then joined off stage by Miz Jenner.

Shortly there after, Kyle drove off in a car with the reality star, but while they did so, she ran over someone with her car (below) — an obvious reference to her car accident.

Related: See South Park‘s Most Offensive Celebrity Cameos!

But the skewering didn’t stop there as the major plot point for the episode revolved around Mr. Garrison wanting to build a wall to keep the Canadian kids out

This spirals out of control and we end up learning Canada has built their own wall under the order of a Canadian Donald Trump look-alike.

Mr. Garrison’s solution?

“F–k them all to death … until their spirits leave their bodies”

Ch-ch-check out the images (below) of the two most startling scenes in last night’s episode!

What do U think? Did South Park go too far this time or is this just more of their typical shenanigans?

Willam Belli and Rhea Litre Just Want C*ck In New NSFW Song U.C.C. — Watch HERE!

Start out your hump day right!

The fabulous drag queens Willam Belli from RuPaul’s Drag Race and the always AH-Mazing Rhea Litré have done it again and released a new, incredibly catchy song!

Photos: 20 Best Guy-On-Guy Movie Kisses EVER!

Throughout the entire video the duo sings about “Daddy, please, gimme that uncut c*ck” so as you can imagine, it’s NSFW but man, oh man is the song fantastic!

Once you take a listen you’ll never get it out of your head!

Ch-ch-check out their new — hopefully soon to be hit — song (below) and let us know what you think!

[Image via YouTube.]