Lots of people have tattoos that they regret. Maybe it’s the name of an ex-lover, or a band that stopped being cool the year you graduated high school.
But it’s possible that no one on the planet is rocking ink as unfortunate as Elijah Daniels’. But the funny thing is, the up-and-coming comic doesn’t seem to regret his decision at all:
In case you’re at work, or you simply consumed food in the past few hours and you’d like it to stay where it belongs, we’ll attempt to suppress our gag reflexes long enough to describe the above image.
You see, Daniels promised his Twitter followers that if he reached a certain number of retweets, he would get a tattoo of Donald Trump fellating a disembodied dong on his ankle.
The people came through en masse, and after the tweet was shared over 6,000 times, Daniel made good on his word.
Daniel says the ink wasn’t actually intended to make a political statement but was more his way of letting the whole world know it can kneel down and polish his knob.
“The political statement I’m making is suck a dick,” Daniel said in a recent interview. “That’s my political views.”
“Yeah, not just to Trump, just to everyone. Suck a dick. Take it in any way.”
Daniel has also written a Trump erotica entitled Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, which you can actually purchase on Amazon right now.
What a time to be alive.
Surprisingly, Daniel says he has no disdain for the presumptive GOP nominee, and he in fact meant for his tatt to be taken as a kind of tribute:
“He’s just an asshole. He can take a joke, it seems like, so I like to f–k with him,” Daniel says.
“At this point, though, I’ve had enough good sh-t happen because of Donald Trump that it’s like, I’ll get a tattoo of you.’ It’s like a sh-tty ex-boyfriend you have a tattoo of. You think, Well, you were sh-tty, but I’m not going to get it covered up, because it was a good time.”
We’re guessing the Donald doesn’t find the situation very funny, but turnabout is fair play.
After all, there’s nothing not a damn thing humorous about Trump claiming his eponymous tower has the world’s best taco bowls.
That’s just plain ridiculous and wrong.
