It was only a little over a month ago that Chrissy Teigen shared her first photo of baby Miles, her second child with husband John Legend.
Now she shared a group photo featuring both of her kids, but she confessed that it took time, effort, and a lot of takes to get such a good pic.
Chrissy knew that mom-shamers would be coming for her no matter what she did, but she is always ready for them.
Bracing herself to incur the wrath of mom-shamers, Chrissy shjared this beautiful maternal photo.
In the captions, she revealed just how difficult it was to pull off.
“Should I post the one where his head looks unsupported but my face looks good and Luna is over it,” Chrissy asks in the comments.
It is clear that she and John snapped several photos before selecting this one as the best of the bunch.
Chrissy then asks if she should have shared “the one where his head is supported but my face is just okay and Luna is over it.”
You have to pick and choose your priorities, folks. Chrissy knows that, no matter what, trolls are going to have something to say.
“Or,” Chrissy asks, should she share the photo of “him crying and my face looks okay and luna is over it?”
So, no matter what, Luna is over it. Luna is 100% done.
Speaking of sweet little Luna Stephens being so totally over it, check out this photo.
Chrissy showed Luna this in-store advertisement featuring her face.
Luna correctly identified the model’s photo as her mother’s.
She was not impressed.
Luna is just a few months past turning two years old. She loves her parents, but when you’re that age, everything that your parents want to do is exhausting and takes forever.
Chrissy also shared a short video in which she pretends to shoplift.
“EDIT: DO NOT EVER STEAL OR PRETEND TO STEAL YOUR FRIEND’S @THEOUAI TESTERS IN FRONT OF EMPLOYEES,” Chrissy writes int he captions.
First of all, you know, stealing is bad. You might think that shoplifting only “hurts” a huge, faceless corporation, but employees are held accountable for shrink.
“ONE, BECAUSE IT’S WRONG,” Chrissy explains.
Apparently, this may have really been an edit, because it sounds like Chrissy got trolled over it.
“BUT TWO, IT WILL STARTLE EXTREMELY ANNOYING PEOPLE INTO BEING EXTREMELY OFFENDED ON THE ‘GRAM.”
Trolls love to target Chrissy. We can’t imagine that many of them believed that she was actually shoplifting.
Chrissy followed up that edit with an update.
“Update,” Chrissy writes. “I am currently scrubbing pots in the back of a sephora.”
This is a reference to what old-timey cartoons tell me was once a custom of restaurants forcing customers who couldn’t pay for their meals to work off the expense by washing dishes in the kitchen.
We’re pretty sure that, these days, the restaurant just contacts the police or bans the customers from returning.
In either case, fusing that concept with shoplifting beauty supplies is very much Chrissy’s sort of humor.
She is such a delight.
Chrissy Teigen recently took issue with a news chyron referring to her as a “model.” She says that it no longer really describes her.
She was a model and, clearly, she still is, even if they’re for products with which she is involved.
Besides, neither “Twitter Queen” nor “MILF” really make a lot of sense for some random producer at CNN to write up to play on the news.
At the time, Chrissy was giving a speech at a Keep Families Together march on Saturday.
On Instagram, she expressed pride that her Donald Trump impression made the news.
She is such a treasure.
