Showing posts with label Bridesmaid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bridesmaid. Show all posts

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Bride Secretly Fattened Up Bridesmaid Sisters Before Her Wedding

Most bridezillas fill their loved ones with terror and dread. This one is very different.


This monster bride sabotaged her own sisters with a smile — and they never even knew.


A woman has come forward to reveal that she secretly fattened up her sisters so that they’d look worse on her wedding day.




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“My sisters and I have always been competitive with each other,” the woman calling herself “Penny” confesses online.


She shares that she has two sisters, and “we’re all super close.”


“Except when we drive each other nuts and then we can’t stand each other.”


She says that these fights never last long, and expects that other women with sisters will automatically understand what she means.


“We all live together, along with my fiance,” she shares. “When I announced we were getting married, it was my sisters I told first.”




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It will not surprise you to learn that “Penny” is the middle sibling.


Her older sister, she says, is a music teacher and a perfectionist who seems totally on top of things.


Penny is convinced that her elder sister was secretly fuming with jealousy that she wasn’t the first to marry.


The younger sister is apparently “fun and flirty,” complains that men never take her seriously, and works as an artist and illustrator.


Penny then admits that she has always felt a little less beautiful than either of her sisters.


So when it came down to preparing for her wedding day, she decided to make sure that no one would steal her spotlight.




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Penny did the usual — going all out on her own appearance.


She also insisted that her bridesmaids wear yellow, easily one of the worst colors, in the hopes that it made them look “slightly ill.”


Her hopes were realized, and her blonde sisters looked “washed out.”


(I say this as an extremely fair-skinned white person: yellow is not a flattering color on 99% of white people)


But her real secret, and the place where this story takes a turn from normal sabotage to being truly heinous, was her smoothies.




smoothie photo from Instagram


“But by far the worst thing I did was to fatten up my sisters in the months leading up to the wedding,” Penny confesses.


“Every morning,” she writes. “I was a picture of sunshine and morning glow as I insisted on making breakfast smoothies for everyone.”


“I told them I wanted us all to look our best on the big day,” she explains. “So I was making them this special slimming smoothie.”


The smoothies were instead designed to help her sisters pack on weight.


“I even went as far as buying a weight loss shake and emptying the contents,” Penny shares.


She kept the weight loss shake container, “filling it instead with a mega-weight gain protein powder I found in a body building shop.”


“At first I went easy,” Penny says. “But by the month before the wedding I was adding triple the prescribed amount.”




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Her own smoothies were simple — fruit and coconut water.


Penny shares that her evil plan to sabotage her sisters “worked like a charm,” and that they even had to have their dresses altered to accommodate weight gain.


Her wedding herself, she boasts, went beautifully, and she says that she never doubted for a moment that she was the center of attention.


She says that she sometimes feels guilty about what she did to her sisters, but that she mostly feels happy.


She no longer makes the smoothies for them, and claimed to them that the smoothie company went ouf of business.


This sabotage was similar to part of the plotline in Mean Girls. In real life, it is horrendous.


Though her sisters did lose the weight that they gained, she altered their bodies to address her insecurities.


There are depraved people in this world and sometimes, they seem almost proud of it.



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Monday, July 30, 2018

Bridesmaid Gets Fired from Role, Divides the Internet in Half


Remember the terrible Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson movie Bride Wars?


Yes? No? Maybe? It doesn"t really matter.


Because now it"s time for a bride versus her bridesmaid war!


Actually, to be more accurate, it"s time for a bride versus her bridemaid versus the entire Internet war, as an email shared online by a woman getting married as sparked quite a debate among complete strangers.


What role has JetBlue played in this back-and-forth?


And what responsibilities does a bridesmaid have to the person who asked her to fill this role?


Scroll down for the answers to both of these questions and many more!




1. Okay, So How Did This Start?


Bride email

A woman named Courtney Duffy shared the email above. It was written by a bride-to-be who had asked Courtney to be in her wedding party.



2. Let’s Break It Down, Shall We?


Email part 1

Solid opening here. Perfectly fair and reasonable and it sets the scene: Courtney is busy (as an MBA student at Dartmouth, according to her Twitter bio), yet making a real effort to attend her friend’s wedding.



3. But Then…


Favor to ask

Yikes, huh? Courtney is being asked to “relinquish [her] duties as a bridesmaid.” We do not know, of course, whether the bridesmaids were truly given specific tasks that each had to complete in order for the wedding to go off and is Courtney had agreed to hers ahead of time.



4. This Arrangement Just Won’t Work


Fulfull duty

Again, we do not know if Courtney actually had to bail on any specific, pressing task… or if the bride was referring here to broad and mysterious “duties” that her party was responsible for.



5. It’s Not You… It’s Not Really Me, Either


Fair or foul

This is where the bride (Alex) loses some people, as she tries to comfort Courtney and to make sure she understands that she isn’t letting her down. We somehow don’t think Courtney thought that she was.



6. You’ve Been Replaced!


Jumpsuit

Wait, wait, wait… a jumpsuit?!? This is suddenly the only part of this entire email we care about now.


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Saturday, September 2, 2017

Taylor Swift Carries Back of Friend"s Wedding Dress as Bridesmaid in Martha"s Vineyard

Taylor Swift might not venture out in public very often these days, but she’s proving she’s just like the rest of us in one way — she’ll always show up for a friend’s wedding. Taylor was spotted out for the first time in months Saturday,…


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Saturday, April 29, 2017

Woman Asks Brain Damaged Future Sister-in-Law to Be Her Bridesmaid

Hey, hope you"re ready to cry every last tear you have available, because this story is going to get all those buggers out of there.


Because this is a story about a woman named Jessica Torres, her family, and her absolutely amazing future sister-in-law.


Jessica is 28 years old, and back in 2011, she was involved in a serious car accident that left her with a significant brain injury. She lives with her parents now, and requires constant care.


She"s doing better these days, but she"s not able to speak at all, and she sometimes requires feeding tubes and breathing assistance.


Her brother, Derrick, is getting married soon to a woman named Nichole, and that"s where this incredible video comes into play.



As we see in the video, Nichole approaches Jessica and her mother, Lenore, with a gift.


Lenore opens it for Jessica, and she"s directed towards an envelope in the package. She opens it, and immediately bursts into tears, then hugs Nichole.


The card, as she reads to Jessica, says "Soon you will be my sister, but until then, will you be my bridesmaid?"


Nichole makes her way to Jessica"s bedside, and asks her herself, "Will you be my bridesmaid?"


And Jessica answers her question with a great big smile.


Watch the insanely moving exchange in the sweet video below:


Woman asks brain damaged future sister in law to be her bridesma
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Friday, January 13, 2017

Florida Bridesmaid Downs Bottle of Fireball, Destroys Wedding

Are you getting married in 2017, but can’t afford a destination wedding in a tropical climate?


Well, just invite Amanda Willis to the reception, and she’ll bring the Florida experience to you!


So who is this embodiment of the Sunshine State way of life?



Well, prior to this week, she was just a run-of-the-mill Floridian with sun-dappled skin, a bloated liver, and en extensive police record.


At the recent wedding of her friend Jennifer Butler, turned all the way up, behaving in a fashion that has witty local news anchors all over the country calling her a maid of dishonor! Zing!


The pun was handed to your area Men’s Wearhouse-clad talking head on a silver platter, because Willis was actually the maid of honor at the Charlotte County, Florida nuptials of Jennifer and her new husband, Brian Butler.


We imagine the couple came to regret that decision, however, as Amanda’s behavior landed her behind bars for charges including larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation.



It all started – as most great stories do – when Amanda downed an entire bottle of Fireball within the first 20 minutes of the reception.


Now, the only thing more volatile than a Florida Woman is a Florida Woman with a bellyful of the Satan’s Cinnamon, and within minutes of polishing sugary liqueur to stun a mule, Amanda was off and running.


She began by asking guests for their car keys.


When that tactic failed for a number of obvious reasons, she stole the groom’s keys, and proceeded to try and run him over with his own car.




Florida


Witnesses say Butler was able to stop the vehicle with the emergency brake, but only after being dragged while holding onto the passenger side door for several hundred feet.


Other guests helped wrestle Willis back into the building …  which went about as well as you would expect:


“She went back inside, grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it,” the bride told WBBH TV.


The best man reportedly attempted to take the bottle away from Willis, and she responded – how else? – by striking him in the head.


Police were called to the scene and were somehow able to take Willis into custody.



Due to the amount of liquor she consumed, they brought Willis to an area hospital, where she proceeded to expose herself to the arresting officers and assault two EMTs, one of whom was elderly.


The incident marks Willis’ ninth arrest in Charlotte County.


“[Jennifer] had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision,” said best man Robert Templeton.


We think you hit the nail on the head with that one, Bob.


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