Chilean soccer superstar Arturo Vidal — one of the best players in the world — has been convicted in a 2017 nightclub attack in Germany where officials say he cracked a dude in the head with a vodka bottle. Vidal — who currently plays for…
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Wednesday, October 17, 2018
Monday, June 25, 2018
Tennis Star Nick Kyrgios Gets Stiff Fine For Masturbating Water Bottle
Tennis star Nick Kyrgios was slapped with a hard fine of $ 17,500 for pretending his water bottle was a penis … and masturbating it on the court. It all went down Saturday during his Queen’s Club Championship semi-final match when…
Friday, June 1, 2018
WWE"s Lana Does Bikini Dance with Whiskey Bottle
Betcha wish you were that bottle of Fireball whiskey right now. WWE superstar Lana was spotted shakin’ it on a balcony in Miami on Thursday afternoon … picking up right where Nikki Bella left off with a bikini-clad day of fun in the sun. All…
Thursday, April 26, 2018
Kim Kardashian: Nude Perfume Bottle Revealed!
As reported very often on this website over the years, Kim Kardashian often gets naked.
She gets naked in sex tapes. She gets naked for magazine covers. She gets naked on Instagram.
But Kardashian has gotten naked over the past few days for a different reason than ever before:
She is coming out with a new perfume and the bottle will be based on a mold of her nude body.
Really. We"re not making this up.
And the unusual business move has caused Kim to tease her impending fragrance in an extremely NSFW manner.
And we mean… extremely NSFW.
The mother of three has spent this week not just posing for pictures in her birthday suit, but posing for extreme close-ups of her most private of areas.
Consider the image above.
Consider the image below.
Even for Kim Kardashian… holy vagina, right?!?
The reality star is going out of her way here to promote her perfume in the most X-rated of ways, while also perhaps trying to distract the world from the social media meltdown by her husband.
For her efforts, Kardashian is getting blasted by Wendy Williams…
… but thanked by millions of men around the globe.
Kim, meanwhile, has been writing about the "Business of Beauty" while shilling for her perfume, which will be available to the public on April 30.
Fortunately, though, you need not wait that long to get your first look at the highly-anticipated bottle.
“Alright guys, I want to show you my bottle for KKW Body,” Kim said in her Instagram story on Thursday, as she slowly and carefully opened a gray box showcasing the off-white statuesque item inside.
And just what does a Kim Kardashian nude fragrance bottle look like?
Click PLAY to find out!
Saturday, March 24, 2018
Jay-Z Hints at Champagne Bottle Named in Honor of Sir & Rumi
Jay-Z’s thinking money when he sees twins … Sorry, Sir and Rumi, but it’s true. Hova’s champagne company, Ace Of Spades, filed docs back in November — and recently obtained by TMZ — to trademark “Les Jumelles d’Armand de Brignac.” The doc lists…
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
Steve Bannon Steps Down From Breitbart to Spend More Time With Bottle of Gin
Throughout Donald Trump’s unexpected ascendancy from walking punchline to walking punchline with nuke codes, political strategist and oily sack of potatoes discovered in the back of the cupboard on moving day Steve Bannon was one of the president’s most trusted and influential advisers.
Of course, Trump aides have proven to have roughly the same shelf life as Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers at Hogwarts, so it came as no surprise when Bannon was booted from the White House back in August.
What followed, however, was an unexpectedly abrupt downfall befitting a man who once favorably compared himself to Darth Vader and Satan.
Bannon delivered that quote to The Hollywood Reporter’s Michael Wolff, who’s made headlines this week thanks to his controversial book Fire and Fury, which details his experiences inside the Trump White House.
In the most widely-circulated passage, Wolff reveals that Bannon described a 2016 meeting between Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and group of influential Russians as “treasonous.”
Bannon later attempted to walk back his remark, claiming that he only meant to label disgraced campaign manager Manafort as a traitor, not the president’s son.
However, the damage had been done, and Bannon soon found himself atop the Donald’s ever-lengthening sh-t list.
Of course, falling out of favor with the human throbbing forehead vein that occupies the White House means that Bannon has also lost the support of his army of alt-right trolls, and the race to cut ties with the man once dubbed the most powerful figure in American politcs began in earnest this week.
Yesterday, Bannon was unceremoniously axed from his position as head of far-right media outlet Breitbart News.
“Breitbart News has decided to end its relationship with Stephen K. Bannon, therefore he will no longer host on SiriusXM since our programming agreement is with Breitbart News,” reads a statement posted on the company’s flagship website.
Bannon attemptes to downplay the termination and paint it as a mutual decision, but there’s no denying that it’s a socking fall from grace for a man who was frequently referred to as “President Bannon” just a few short months ago.”
“I’m proud of what the Breitbart team has accomplished in so short a period of time,” Bannon said in response to his dismissal.
The move came as a surprise even to many within Breitbart, who reportedly learned of Bannon’s departure in the company’s Slack chat.
As recently as last month, the company was still publicly praiaing Bannon’s influence on modern conservatism and crediting him with helping to shape the 2016 presidential election via as host of his own satellite radio show.
“As I have said all along, everything I brought to the Trump campaign came directly from the listeners I spoke with every morning on Breitbart News Daily on SiriusXM’s Patriot channel,” Bannon said at the time.
A spokesperson for Breitbart has confirmed that Bannon will no longer serve as host of the outler’s popular call-in show.
No replacement has been announced, but at press time, the racist blowhard who’s always drinking alone at your local dive bar was still available for the position.
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Swae Lee Says He"s Countersuing in the Water Bottle Throwing Lawsuit
Swae Lee might be a real crowd pleaser onstage, but he ain’t no water bottle thrower — which is why he says he’s countersuing the guy accusing him of just that. We got Swae Friday at LAX and asked him about a new lawsuit from a Michigan man suing…
Sunday, April 23, 2017
Prince William Gets Water Bottle Splash to the Face During London Marathon (PHOTO)
Prince William might be royalty, but he’s not above a good squirt in the face … especially when he’s on the front lines of a marathon handing out H2O. William and Kate were at the London Marathon Sunday, being good citizens and handing out…
Monday, April 17, 2017
J.R. Smith"s Micro-Preemie Baby Takes First Bottle (PHOTOS)
Big win for J.R. Smith this weekend — and it happened BEFORE the Cavs’ playoff game! J.R.’s micro-preemie daughter — born at only 1 pound — made another huge stride on Friday and had her very first bottle! As we previously reported, Smith’s…
Monday, April 3, 2017
Floyd Mayweather Throws Insane Bash for Son"s 16th ... Cars, Stars, Bottle Service (PHOTO GALLERY)
Floyd Mayweather channeled his inner-Bob Barker for his son’s 16th birthday party … ‘cause he gave away A BRAND NEW CAR!!!!! The guest of honor was Zion Mayweather — who was celebrated with a live performance from Young Thug while go-go dancers…
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Conor McGregor Scores WATER BOTTLE FIGHT VICTORY ... Massive Fines Reduced (VIDEO)
BIG WIN for Conor McGregor … the UFC star got his big $ 75,000 fine reduced to $ 25,000 for that water bottle fight with Nate Diaz at the UFC 202 presser. Remember, the Nevada State Athletic Commission hit McGregor with the massive fine — plus 50…
Conor McGregor Scores WATER BOTTLE FIGHT VICTORY ... Massive Fines Reduced (VIDEO)
BIG WIN for Conor McGregor … the UFC star got his big $ 75,000 fine reduced to $ 25,000 for that water bottle fight with Nate Diaz at the UFC 202 presser. Remember, the Nevada State Athletic Commission hit McGregor with the massive fine — plus 50…
Friday, January 13, 2017
Scott Disick: Back on the Bottle?!
It’s been an interesting few weeks in the life of Kourtney Kardashian.
There have been non-stop rumors that Kourtney is pregnant with her fourth child, but thus far, the reports appear to be untrue.
However, the development that sparked all that speculation – Kourtney’s reconciliation with Scott Disick – does seem to be a reality … but it may have just hit its first roadblock.
Yes, Kourtney is likely having flashbacks and remembering why she broke up with Disick in the first place thanks to reports about the professional baby daddy’s misbehavior during a trip overseas.
According to Radar Online, Scott accompanied Kim Kardashian when she traveled to Dubai recently.
It was Kim’s first time out of the country since she was robbed at gunpoint in Paris last year, and Kanye West was unable to accompany her due to his ongoing health issues.
So Scott stepped in to serve as Kim’s traveling companion.
Unfortunately, despite his frequent promises and best efforts to change, he remains Scott Disick.
“Scott went completely MIA in Dubai and no one knew where he was at,” a family insider tells Radar.
“He was supposed to be there to watch over Kim, but no one could find him.”
Needless to say, Kourtney was less than thrilled we she caught wind of the news that her
“Kourtney flipped out and when she finally got Scott on the phone, he told her that she has trust issues,” says the source.
“Scott also told her that he is not Kim’s babysitter and that the reason no one could find him was because he had overslept – ten hours!”
Naturally, most folks are taking Scott’s extended absence as an indication that he fell off the wagon.
Normally, we’d be quick to agree, but Scott’s not an idiot (for the most part) and getting drunk in the United Arab Emirates (though legal) is a risky proposition.
It seems equally likely that Scott realized before the plane touched down that Kim is the most demanding human being on the planet, and he got sick of seeing to her every need.
So the guy disappeared for 10 hours!
Is that any reason Kourtney shouldn’t have another kid by him?
Probably, but what difference is one more gonna make?
Florida Bridesmaid Downs Bottle of Fireball, Destroys Wedding
Are you getting married in 2017, but can’t afford a destination wedding in a tropical climate?
Well, just invite Amanda Willis to the reception, and she’ll bring the Florida experience to you!
So who is this embodiment of the Sunshine State way of life?
Well, prior to this week, she was just a run-of-the-mill Floridian with sun-dappled skin, a bloated liver, and en extensive police record.
At the recent wedding of her friend Jennifer Butler, turned all the way up, behaving in a fashion that has witty local news anchors all over the country calling her a maid of dishonor! Zing!
The pun was handed to your area Men’s Wearhouse-clad talking head on a silver platter, because Willis was actually the maid of honor at the Charlotte County, Florida nuptials of Jennifer and her new husband, Brian Butler.
We imagine the couple came to regret that decision, however, as Amanda’s behavior landed her behind bars for charges including larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation.
It all started – as most great stories do – when Amanda downed an entire bottle of Fireball within the first 20 minutes of the reception.
Now, the only thing more volatile than a Florida Woman is a Florida Woman with a bellyful of the Satan’s Cinnamon, and within minutes of polishing sugary liqueur to stun a mule, Amanda was off and running.
She began by asking guests for their car keys.
When that tactic failed for a number of obvious reasons, she stole the groom’s keys, and proceeded to try and run him over with his own car.
Witnesses say Butler was able to stop the vehicle with the emergency brake, but only after being dragged while holding onto the passenger side door for several hundred feet.
Other guests helped wrestle Willis back into the building … which went about as well as you would expect:
“She went back inside, grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it,” the bride told WBBH TV.
The best man reportedly attempted to take the bottle away from Willis, and she responded – how else? – by striking him in the head.
Police were called to the scene and were somehow able to take Willis into custody.
Due to the amount of liquor she consumed, they brought Willis to an area hospital, where she proceeded to expose herself to the arresting officers and assault two EMTs, one of whom was elderly.
The incident marks Willis’ ninth arrest in Charlotte County.
“[Jennifer] had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision,” said best man Robert Templeton.
We think you hit the nail on the head with that one, Bob.
Monday, November 28, 2016
NFL"s James Harrison -- Gifted $4k Bottle Of Henny ... Has Better Co-Workers Than You (PHOTO)
Want another reason why it’s great to be James Harrison — besides 2 Super Bowls and the ability to beat up everyone? You get awesome gifts … and JH just got one, a $ 4k bottle of booze. The pricey yak comes courtesy of Lawrence Timmons ……
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
Cleveland Indians -- Locker Room Bottle Poppin" ... After Sweeping Red Sox In ALDS (PHOTO GALLERY + VIDEO)
While the city of Boston was busy crying for Big Papi … the Cleveland Indians locker room was TURNIN’ UP … celebrating the ALDS sweep with champagne and beer baths!! Everyone from Francisco Lindor to Terry Francona strapped on their goggles and…
Saturday, August 13, 2016
Johnny Depp Goes OFF on Amber Heard, Breaks Wine Bottle (VIDEO)
A seemingly drunk Johnny Depp went off on wife Amber Heard in their kitchen earlier this year, and she managed to get a video of the altercation.
WARNING: This may be upsetting to some viewers.
Sources close to Depp claim that this shocking video posted on TMZ is "heavily edited" that Amber was both smiling and egging him on.
It was also a total set up by Amber, if you believe his camp, and could never be used in court, since he didn"t know he was being filmed.
Keep that in mind as you watch it below. That said:
Months before the May 21 incident in which Amber claims Johnny struck her, he is seen here breaking a wine bottle and glass in frustration.
In the video, the 30-year-old Heard asks the actor if he just drank a bottle of wine, then tries to calm him down, but he"s not having it.
The actress then says she"s sorry for something.
She did not say what, and again, Johnny isn"t having it, seemingly out of it and out of control as he delivers the same curt response:
"Did something happen to you this morning?"
Depp, 53, then breaks a wine glass and bottle, and appears to try to grab Amber"s phone as a struggle appears to occur between them.
Watch below and tell us what you think …
Thursday, May 26, 2016
The Internet is Going Insane Over This Kid"s Bottle Flip
We"re very sorry, Chewbacca Mom.
We really hope you enjoyed your 15 Minutes of Fame.
Because Michael Senatore has now arrived to become the latest Internet sensation.
A senior at Ardrey Kell High School in Charlotte, North Carolina, Senatore took part in the school"s talent show on Tuesday.
Did he sing? Did he juggle? Did he dance? Did he come up with an original poem? No, no, no and no.
Instead, Senatore slowly and confidently walked across the stage while some dramatic symphony music blared in the auditorium to set the tone.
Then, the music stopped.
And Senatore stopped at well, pausing in front of a table to flip a plastic water bottle in the air and watch as it landed perfectly on its bottom.
He then cooly walked away, as the CROWD WENT NUTS.
Really, that"s it. That"s the entirety of Senatore"s talent.
But the simplicity of the act, along with the reaction of those in attendance, has caused this video to go crazy viral. It has been viewed over 790,000 times in just over 24 hours.
“The flip heard round the world,” Senatore Tweeted in response to the popularity of the footage.
The bottle he flipped, meanwhile, is now on sale on eBay. The current bid stands at $ 14,850.00.
We can"t help but wonder: Was Senatore aware he"d be able to flip the bottle? Did he practice this act?
Or did he just grab a water bottle at the last second and figure he"d give it a whirl on stage?
All we know is that the person who shared this video on Twitter wrote as a caption that "@Mike_Senatore FLIPPED A WATER BOTTLE FOR OUR TALENT SHOW AND ITS THE MOST LIT THING I"VE EVER EXPERIENCED."
We sort of agree. See for yourself:
Monday, October 12, 2015
Michelle Obama Smashes Champagne Bottle Like a Boss
If at first you don"t succeed… and then at second you don"t succeed… firm up your muscles, turn your face deadly serious… and smash the HECK out of that champagne bottle dammit!
That"s what Michelle Obama does here at least.
The First Lady christened a new Navy submarine Saturday at a shipyard in Connecticut, serving as the ship’s sponsor and breaking a bottle of champagne against its side, as called for by tradition.
But, despite arms that are the envy of every woman on the planet, Obama could not properly break the bottle her first two times swinging it against the submarine.
She broke it to bits the third time, however, mugging hilariously for the camera upon doing so.
Seriously, you HAVE to see Michelle"s expression once that glass shatters. This is a woman never to be messed with.
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