Teen Mom Stars: A Comprehensive Guide to ALL Their Kids

The girls from Teen Mom & Teen Mom 2 became famous because of their babies, welcomed into the world at a very young age.

You could say they were 16 and Pregnant. All of them.

For better or worse, they persevered and went on and (in many cases) had additional ones! At parenting, some have fared well.

Others, fared … not quite as overwhelmingly well.

Perhaps it"s fitting that Jenelle Evans welcomed her third child one day before Chelsea Houska had her second, as these girls run the gamut!

Meanwhile, Kailyn Lowry just welcomed her third as well, while Teen Mom 2 newcomer Briana DeJesus is now a mom for the second time.

We"re not here to be critical (that"s what Instagram is for). We"re just here to break down the nine stars and their unconventional families.

Unconventional, but beautiful and loving. <3

1. Sophia (Farrah Abraham and Derek Underwood)

Oh, Soph. Unlike many of her Teen Mom tot counterparts, Sophia lives the life of luxury, thanks to her mother, non-porn star Farrah Abraham. Seriously, the younger Abraham has her own clothing line, dabbles in child modeling, hires and fires people for her mom (you can’t make that up), and receives $ 900 when the tooth fairy pays a visit. (Sophia’s father, Derek, died in a car accident while Farrah was still pregnant; Derek’s grave is the site of many memorable TM scenes, which some believe to be shamelessly orchestrated by Farrah). Sophia is going to be a handful when she grows up at this rate … the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree as they say.

2. Leah (Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley)

Amber Portwood is a rarity in the world of Teen Mom, as the OG has not birthed another child after daughter Leah. Probably for the best, given her devastating drug problems; Amber served a year and a half in prison. Leah’s dad, Gary Shirley, has been there for her the entire time, and she seems to be well-adjusted as both Gary and Amber move on with their lives and new relationships – even if hers (with Matt Baier) has involved plenty of tension.

3. Carly (Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra)

When step-siblings turned lovers Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra made the decision to give their baby Carly up for adoption, it marked one of the most touching, bittersweet moments in reality TV history. What made it all the more incredible was that they stayed involved in her life – albeit with some bumps in the road – ever since, then got married and had another baby together years later. Which they kept.

4. Nova (Catelynn and Tyler)

Tyler and Catelynn kept and are raising Novalee Reign Baltierra together, not that it’s been easy. Catelynn’s severe self-esteem issues and post-partum depression have been a major storyline for the couple in recent seasons ofTeen Mom: OG.

5. Bentley (Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards)

Bentley, Maci Bookout and Ryan Edwards’ first and only child, is much bigger than this these days, and the level of happiness in their lives has also grown expontentially. After a relationship with Edwards that was among the franchise’s most disastrous, Maci met and married Taylor McKinney, who fathered two additional kids with Maci and has been an incredible stepdad to Bentley. Even Ryan has moved on and gotten engaged … miracles do happen in this world.

6. Jayde (Maci and Taylor McKinney)

Maci and Taylor McKinney’s first child together was a daughter, Jayde.

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Kardashian Family Side Pieces: A Comprehensive Guide to the Cheaters!

Let"s be real about this: if your last name is Kardashian, odds are that you are or have been unlucky in love.

Call it a curse — or, sorry, kurse — or destiny or karma, but if you think about it, cheating has plagued so very, very many relationships these people have had.

Lamar and his brothel, Tristan and his wandering penis, Tyga"s insistence on getting with girls who look like Kylie.

It"s weird. It"s all very weird.

But, just for fun (and for science!), let"s review all the best scandals, all right?

1. O.J. Simpson

Yep, O.J. Simpson, the original Kardashian side piece — allegedly, anyway. As the legend goes, back in the day Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian were close with O.J. and Nicole Simpson. The rumors never really go into detail about the origin of this possible affair, but people sure do love to speculate that O.J. is Khloe’s real father!

2. Alex Roldan

There’s also this guy that used to be Kris’ hairdresser, a lot of people think he could be Khloe’s biological father, too. Anybody but Robert Kardashian, huh, you naysayers?

3. Come On, Kris

Kris and Robert Kardashian were divorced after she had an affair with a man named Todd Waterman, and near the end of her marriage to Caitlyn Jenner, she was hanging around with him again. Is she simply too much woman for one partner?!

4. Michael Girgenti

Kourtney Kardashian has always been pretty faithful in her relationships, but a male model named Michael Girgenti would like us to think otherwise. A few years ago he came out of the woodwork to claim that he’s the biological father of Kourtney’s oldest son, Mason. Spoiler: he is not.

5. Jackie Cruz

There was one time though that Kourtney did nearly step out on Scott Disick. They weren’t exactly together at the time — this was when they were on-again, off-again — but Kourtney met a lady named Jackie Cruz at an art class in Miami and they made out at a club. Jackie went on to appear on Orange is the New Black, and it’s safe to say she didn’t destroy Kourtney and Scott’s relationship.

6. Chloe Bartoli

Nope, Scott destroyed their relationship pretty much completely when he was photographed getting fresh with Chloe Bartoli on the beach back in 2015.

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Jana Duggar Courtship Rumors: A Comprehensive List

Today marks the 28th birthday of twins Jana and John David Duggar.

Of course, in a rare reversal for the family, it"s the male who"s being pushed to the margins, and the female who"s getting all the attention.

But don"t worry, the reasons for that are completely sexist, in keeping with the Duggars" reputation.

You see, Jana is still single.

This is almost unheard of for a family in which girls are taught from a young age that procreation is their sole reason for being.

So with every birthday, the moaning and hand-wringing from the Duggar faithful becomes more intense, as does the need to believe that Jana is in a secret courtship that will soon bear fruit … and by "fruit," of course, we mean children.

Here"s a complete list of all the men Jana has been erroneously linked to over the years.

1. Single Cinderella

Dubbed the “Cinderella Duggar” due to the number of household chores she performs, Jana stayed at home to help care for her siblings as her brothers and sisters flew the coop to start families of their own.

2. Pushed Out of the Nest?

Sources close to the family say that from the time she was of child-bearing age, Jana’s family has been attempting to marry her off to any available man who crosses her path. So we guess this marks her tenth anniversary of being creepily objectified by her own parents!

3. Or Shackled to the Compound?

Of course, there are those who claim the opposite–that Jana has been forced to remain at home to help care for her siblings. Frankly, we’d believe either terrible rumor!

4. Either Way…

…the rumors keep flying, and they probably won’t let up until Jana either gets married or releases a statement proclaiming that she plans to remain single for the rest of her life.

5. The Pressure Increases

The public pressure on Jana to hurry up and start breeding has only gotten more intense as her sisters have married and started families of their own. At this point, five of Jana’s younger siblings have married and have either had children or are currently expecting.

6. Who Are the Suitors?

The list of Jana’s potential suitors runs the gamut from longtime family friends to famously pious NFL stars. And curiously, she’s mostly kept mum about the rumors…

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