Let"s be real about this: if your last name is Kardashian, odds are that you are or have been unlucky in love.
Call it a curse — or, sorry, kurse — or destiny or karma, but if you think about it, cheating has plagued so very, very many relationships these people have had.
Lamar and his brothel, Tristan and his wandering penis, Tyga"s insistence on getting with girls who look like Kylie.
It"s weird. It"s all very weird.
But, just for fun (and for science!), let"s review all the best scandals, all right?
1. O.J. Simpson
Yep, O.J. Simpson, the original Kardashian side piece — allegedly, anyway. As the legend goes, back in the day Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian were close with O.J. and Nicole Simpson. The rumors never really go into detail about the origin of this possible affair, but people sure do love to speculate that O.J. is Khloe’s real father!
2. Alex Roldan
There’s also this guy that used to be Kris’ hairdresser, a lot of people think he could be Khloe’s biological father, too. Anybody but Robert Kardashian, huh, you naysayers?
3. Come On, Kris
Kris and Robert Kardashian were divorced after she had an affair with a man named Todd Waterman, and near the end of her marriage to Caitlyn Jenner, she was hanging around with him again. Is she simply too much woman for one partner?!
4. Michael Girgenti
Kourtney Kardashian has always been pretty faithful in her relationships, but a male model named Michael Girgenti would like us to think otherwise. A few years ago he came out of the woodwork to claim that he’s the biological father of Kourtney’s oldest son, Mason. Spoiler: he is not.
5. Jackie Cruz
There was one time though that Kourtney did nearly step out on Scott Disick. They weren’t exactly together at the time — this was when they were on-again, off-again — but Kourtney met a lady named Jackie Cruz at an art class in Miami and they made out at a club. Jackie went on to appear on Orange is the New Black, and it’s safe to say she didn’t destroy Kourtney and Scott’s relationship.
6. Chloe Bartoli
Nope, Scott destroyed their relationship pretty much completely when he was photographed getting fresh with Chloe Bartoli on the beach back in 2015.