Pete Davidson: Chevy Chase Is a Racist Douchebag!

If you’re under the age of 30, there’s a very good chance that the name Chevy Chase doesn’t mean much of anything to you — and with good reason.

While he was once thought to be one of the country’s top comedic talents, much of Chase’s work has not aged well, and he’s repeatedly torpedoed his own career with bigoted remarks and other acts of supreme douchebaggery.

Though he’s attempted to revive his career several times in recent years, those efforts have proven ill-fated, largely as a result of the fact that Chase’s co-stars tend to find him insufferable.

Chase likely sees this as a result of jealousy over his self-appointed status as a comedy legend, when in reality, it’s simply a consequence of the fact that people prefer not to work with racist jackasses.

(See the incident in which Chase hurled racial slurs at Donald Glover on the set of Community for evidence of how much this guy sucks.)

At this point, it seems Chase has all but given up on making a comeback and has instead opted to burn every bridge between himself and the people who cursed us all by making Chevy Chase famous. 

Chase got his start on Saturday Night Live, and many were shocked this week when he decided to attack the show for its decline in quality.

“First of all, between you and me and a lamppost,” Chase recently told The Washington Post.

“Jeez, I don’t want to put down Lorne [Michaels] or the cast … But I’ll just say, maybe off the record, I’m amazed that Lorne has gone so low,” he added.

“I had to watch a little of it,” he said of the show. “And I just couldn’t f–king believe it.” 

Now, ragging on SNL is a fun activity that we should all engage in as regularly as possible, but a former cast member attacking the current cast with such vitriol is a violation of an unwritten law among performers.

For a while there, it looked as though no one would push back against Chase, but thankfully, Pete Davidson eventually rose to the challenge.

Yes, folks, Pete is more than just Ariana Grande’s fiance.

He’s also one of the more outspoken SNL cast members, and he’s having none of Chevy’s nonsense.

Davidson sat down with Howard Stern this week, and he really let loose on the topic of Chase.

“He’s a f–king douchebag,” Davidson said.

“F–k Chevy Chase. He’s just a genuinely bad, racist person and I don’t like him. He’s a putz.”

Davidson added:

“It’s disrespectful to Lorne, too, a guy who gave you a career … No matter how big you get, you can’t forget what that guy did for you.”

Now, to be clear, Pete Davidson is a better person than Chevy Chase by every measure.

But can we dispense with this notion that Lorne Michaels is some unassailable comedy god and SNL is his flawless gift to the world?

Go ahead and watch a full episode from any point in the show’s 4,300 years on the air, and you’ll find that it’s always been mostly unwatchable.

It’s true of Chevy’s cast, and Pete’s, and it goes quadruple for the Joe Piscopo days.

That said, Kanye is gonna be on this week, so we’ll totally be watching.

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Nathan Griffith Responds to Body-Shaming Scandal: I"m a Douchebag!

Nathan Griffith is a terrible person.

It’s not a new development, not by a long shot, but it always bears repeating.

Today, he’s a terrible person because of that ridiculously rude, insensitive Snapchat post he made in which he body-shamed a trainer at his gym.

He snuck a photo of a trainer with her client, and he captioned it “When the trainer is fat than her client with no muscles!”

Because what could she possibly have to offer if she doesn’t have muscles, right? Hey, if she doesn’t have muscles, is she even worthy of being called a real person?

Surely she couldn’t have any expert knowledge on fitness or nutrition or really anything other than being “fat than her client.”

Sadly, it seems like that’s the way Nathan thinks. And even though he’s been banned from his gym after the Snapchat post caused some controversy, he’s not sorry.

In a statement he made to Real Mr. Housewife, Nathan explained that “I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t get jujitsu lessons from someone who didn’t do jujitsu or get my hair done by a hair stylist with f-cked up hair.”

“Hence I wouldn’t be going to a trainer that didn’t practice what they preach.”

“To most people,” he said, “I’m the biggest douchebag and I really don’t care anymore.”

Well, at least he said it.

Nathan insisted that “The only people who got offended were people who were overweight. If they have a problem with me making a justified comment then they can go f-ck themselves.”

Except it wasn’t a justified comment, that’s the problem. It was an insensitive photo he shared to potentially thousands of people, and it body-shamed a woman who really just looks like she has a thicker body type than he’d prefer.

But don’t worry, because Nathan finished up his little statement with this gem:

“America is becoming filled with a bunch of non-working lazy ass crybabies and I’m getting sick of it. We are so worried about making everyone feel comfortable that it’s f-cking up our society.”

And oh, how rich!

Nathan is a guy who’s been arrested multiple times for violently abusing girlfriends, and for drinking and driving. He’s directly put so many people in danger because of his own issues.

But yes, Nathan, please tell us more about what you think is destroying our society. Please give us more advice on how to live a meaningful life.

We would sincerely love to hear it.

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Douchebag Poses as Justin Bieber, Threatens Fans for Nude Pics

Justin Bieber has mostly been keeping to himself for the past several weeks.

Actually, according to a new report, he’s possibly been railing Kourtney Kardashian again, but the singer hasn’t made a big deal about this publicly.

While Bieber has been shunning the spotlight, however, some disgusting moron has been acting like Bieber online.

And we don’t mean this guy has been playing the guitar or taking his shirt off a lot on a boat in Florida.

Instead, Bryan Asrary – a 24-year old from Revere, Massachusetts – has been arrested for allegedly having duped a very young woman into thinking he was actually Justin Bieber.

TMZ and NBC News explain that Asrary allegedly came across an nine-year girl back in 2014; she was viewing Bieber’s Instagram page at the time.

Asrary proceeded to send a direct message to the unnamed girl, claiming he knew Bieber and saying that he could arrange a text meeting.

It’s unclear how the girl responded to this assertion, but Asrary soon upped his bogus and illegal ante.

He’s accused of pretending to be Bieber and demanding that the girl send him nude photos of herself, even threatening to hurt her if she refused to comply.

In response, the victim sent Asrary naked selfies and video.

Late last year, Asrary attempted to extort the same girl in the same fashion.

This time, however, the girl told her mother what was going on. And the mother alerted the authorities.

Sergeant Peter Hahn of the Human Trafficking Bureau says an investigation was launched on November 3 after police learned that the now-11-year-old was being blackmailed over the Internet for sexually explicit images.

“The victim disclosed to detectives that two years prior, when she was just 9 years old, she was viewing the Instagram page of superstar Justin Bieber when she received a direct message from another Instagram user,” Hahn says.

He added:

“That user (the suspect) stated that he knew Bieber and offered to arrange a text meeting with the victim.”

Hahn detailed how the girl was instructed to set up an account on social media service KIK and how she started “communicating… with someone she believed was actually Justin Bieber.”

After the girl informed her mother of Asrary’s follow-up attempts to receive more naked pictures, detectives obtained warrants for information from “the relevant social media sites,” which led investigators to identify Asrary as the supposed culprit.

And it sounds as though Asrary has been conducting this scheme for years, with victims around the country.

Evidence “revealed that the sextortion had been committed from across the nation,” according to Hahn, who alleged that Asrary “not only confessed to extorting the victim for sexual images and videos, but also implicated himself in similar crimes against other young girls throughout the country.”

Massachusetts State Police have arrested Asrary on charges of extortion and child pornography, among other crimes.

Hahn expects “additional victims” to soon be identified and for Asrary to “face multiple charges in California [where the girl lives] to include extortion, manufacturing child pornography and communicating with a minor with the intent to commit a sex act.”

The sergeant has made it clear that Asrary does not know Bieber at all.

He “simply fabricated the relationship to influence his young victims.”

What a gross individual.

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Justin Bieber: Sorry I"m Such A Douchebag!

Justin Bieber has this new thing, don’t know if you’ve heard about it, where he is extremely rude to his fans that pay good money to hear him sing his songs in concert.

It’s all very disappointing, but hey, it is Justin Bieber that we’re talking about.

In one concert earlier this month, Justin got his feelings hurt when he was trying to tell a story and his fans wouldn’t stop freaking out about his existence.

“Can you guys do me a favor?” he asked. “Can you guys relax for about two seconds?”

“I get it, I get it,” he said, “but I’m like two feet away from you. And I can hear you.”

“I appreciate all the love, it’s amazing, but can you show it in a different way? Screaming is just so obnoxious.”

He asked his fans that “if you could just scream after the song, enjoy the song, and then take a chill pill for a second and listen to me speak.”

Poor Justin complained that “I don’t feel like I’m being heard sometimes, and it gets a little frustrating.”

Aww, what a sad, sad story, huh? But just wait, because it gets worse.

A couple of days after Justin went on this rant, he went on another for the same reason: because he was trying to talk, and people were too excited to be silent.

“I’ll just get to singing,” he told his fans with anger in his voice and rage in his heart.

Justin Bieber Tells Off Crowd

“I don’t mind cutting the bullsh-t because I don’t need to talk. I’m just trying to engage, but if you guys don’t want to do that then we can just play the music.”

And then, a couple of days after that, this vicious cycle repeated itself.

“I appreciate all the support, I appreciate love, I appreciate the kind things,” he scolded his fans. “But the screaming in these breaks has got to stop. Please and thank you.”

“I don’t think it’s necessary,” he went on, “when I’m trying to say something and you guys are screaming. I feel like I wanna connect with you.”

“The point of the no-screaming thing is that when I’m looking at you in the eyes you know that we’re actually having a moment and having a connection.”

Justin Bieber Storms Off Stage

What does Justin keep expecting to happen? He keeps saying that he wants to have a connection and he wants to be heard, but he’s playing concerts to thousands of people. There’s no way for them to have any kind of real exchange.

Hence the screaming.

It seems like a pretty simple problem to understand, but Justin is still struggling with it.

He even wrote this long note on Twitter to try to express his feelings. But be warned: it’s real douchey.

“People tend to want to shut you down,” he began. “What I mean by that is … people try to twist things, some people don’t want to listen.”

“But I simply feel like, if I didn’t use this platform to say how I truly feel, and if I didn’t use this platform to be the man that I know I am, and speak from what’s in my heart, then I’m doing myself injustice, and I’m not doing anybody in this audience any justice.”

“There’s going to be times where I say the wrong thing, because I’m human. But I don’t pretend to be perfect and I hope to God that, you know, I don’t say the right thing all the time because if that was the case then I’d be a robot, and I’m just, I’m not a robot.”

“There’s times when I get upset … times when I get angry, there’s times when I’m going to be myself on this stage.”

“When people try to twist things and say, ‘Justin’s angry at his fans. He doesn’t want his fans to scream’ that’s not at all what I was doing.”

“All I was simply doing was wanting people to listen; to kind of hear me out a little bit. Certain people … certain cities aren’t going to want to hear me out, and you know, sometimes it’s my job to just say, ‘hey, I’m not going to try to force anything."”

“I just appreciate you guys tonight, listening to me and understand, and rocking with me. You guys are truly amazing.”

So it sounds like he finally got a crowd to listen when he told them not to scream.

It only took three immature, insulting rants and losing a whole lot of fans to do it.

Congrats?

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