The Real Housewives of Dallas Season 1 Episode 7 Recap: Heidi Effin" Dillon

Tiffany Hendra came up with a foolproof plan to make herself known around Big D on Monday’s The Real Housewives of Dallas Season 1 Episode 7.

It was a guest star who stole the show this week, though.

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Heidi Dillon. Or as Tiffany calls her, Heidi Effin’ Dillon.

We met her a few weeks back when LeeAnne Locken asked her to chair of a charity event, but she really made her presence felt here.

Locken wanted her obviously instrumental opinion on co-stars Brandi Redmond, Stephanie Hollman and Cary Deuber, and she delivered.

“Most of the women in Dallas got their rich husbands because at one point they were on their knees under his desk,” Heidi observes.

And with that, the night was off to a good start.

Later, the ladies invited Redmond, Hollman and Deuber to Dillon’s Gothic State Fair party so Dillon can further assess and react to them.

The party is exactly what it sounds like – a bunch of women wearing black and eating corn dogs and Frito chili pies. Because #Texas.

Anyway, Locken soon enough was giving Deuber the side-eye for not being more thrilled to be in Dillon’s presence, and that’s not all.

LeeAnn is also mad, apparently, about that time she (allegedly) had an affair with her now-husband while he was married to someone else. 

As for how it all played out, we won’t spoil it here.

Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of Dallas online and see it all in full … and grab a hat (possibly with poop on it) and hold onto it.

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Selena Gomez Curses Off Critics: I Don"t Effin Lip Sync!

Selena Gomez looked downright stunning while performing on Tuesday night at the 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show;

This cannot be denied or debated.

But some folks in the social media universe apparently can find something to complain about in regard to Selena’s routine, which included renditions of two hits off her new album.

After Victoria’s Secret shared a couple images from Selena’s sexy performance on its Instagram account, comments sprung up accusing the artist of lip syncing.

And you can say whatever you want about Gomez’s love life… you can make whatever cracks you see fit about her inability to move on from Justin Bieber… but you do NOT accuse a singer of lip syncing.

There really is no greater insult.

Which is why Gomez jumped on her own Instagram account to reply to this allegation, writing one declarative statement in response:

Yes I f—– sing live.

Here. Take a look at Selena’s performance and decide whether or not she’s telling the truth for yourself:

Selena Gomez Gets Sexy for Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

The former Disney star, who recently admitted that she underwent chemotherapy to treat Lupus, has been open in recent months about online shaming while promoting her new album “Revival.”

She simply isn’t going to take it any longer.

“You have to understand that I dealt with a lot of body shaming this year, and I’ve never experienced that before,” she said during a radio interview on L.A.’s Power 106 in September.

“I don’t care about that stuff, but I did start gaining weight and I didn’t really mind it. I enjoyed it.”