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Friday, June 3, 2016

Kit Harington Shaves Beard, Internet Loses Its Effing Mind!

It felt a bit anti-climactic when Jon Snow came back to life just as every single Game of Thrones fan on the planet expected, but the demise of actor Kit Harington’s famous beard clearly came as a total shock:



Yes, Kit took to the stage for a West End production of Doctor Faustus last night, and audience members who were lucky enough to grab a selfie with the retired Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch were shocked by his smooth-faced appearance.


As for the reaction online, picture the death of Hodor combined with the Red Wedding combined with the tragic (and thankfully untrue) reports that Emilia Clarke had stopped doing nude scenes.


Some choice tweets from heartbroken Snow Birds (our new term for ladies who love the Bastard of Winterfell) below:


“Nope nope nope. Kit Harington, you look hotter and sexier with a beard. You look like some…idk without it.”


“Kit Harington looks so emo scene with long hair and no beard.”


“Kit Harington shaved his beard and i could feel the tears in my eyes.”



Interestingly, Harington recently spoke out about his disgust with being judged by his appearance:


“If you said to a girl, ‘Do you like being called a babe?’ and she said, ‘No, not really,’ she’d be absolutely right. I like to think of myself as more than a head of hair or a set of looks,” Harington told a London newspaper.


“It’s demeaning. Yes, in some ways you could argue I’ve been employed for a look I have. But there’s a sexism that happens towards men. There’s definitely a sexism in our industry that happens towards women, and there is towards men as well.”


You know nothing about sexism, Jon Snow.


Anyway, the reactions haven’t been all negative.


One fan summed up the feelings of thousands of Snow Birds (We’re gonna make that work, dammit!) when she tweeted, “Even without his beard, Kit Harington is perfect.”


Well, he’d be more perfect if he lost the guyliner, but we understand he just got off stage.


Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 19 Recap: Effing James and Kristen!

On Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 19, Katie Maloney tried to force Lisa Vanderpump to have her engagement party at Villa Rose.


Meanwhile, James Kennedy banged Kristen Doute. On his BMW.



If you watch Vanderpump Rules online on the reg, you know Katie and her co-stars have … interesting relationships to say the least.


Lisa sorta gave in, but had A LOT to say when Katie persisted that Stassi Schroeder and Kirsten Doute should be on the guest list.


The HBIC let Katie use Villa Rosa as long as she uninvited Kristen and Stassi. Those two understood … and then talked about crashing it.


That move should go over incredibly well, don’t you think?


Probably the #1 takeaway from the night was the fact that James Kennedy and Kristen Doute stopped fighting and were horny AF.


When they went back to her apartment to get it in, Stassi was sleeping in her bed, so … they resorted to railing each other on the BMW.


Not in, on. These two know how to keep it classy. And then break up in epic fashion and bang other people immediately as revenge.


Co-dependency is real, people. As is rampant narcissism.


Incredibly (or perhaps not, considering it’s these two), James had just admitted that he did sleep with Jenna before his split with Kristen.


He laughed about it. She cried about it and stormed out.


Yet, somehow, they were slapping bodies before we knew it … after which he told horny side piece Lala Kent about it, and she got jealous.


Just another day in the life of James Effing Kennedy.


While all this was going on, Jax Taylor was forced to take a red eye to Hawaii to face the consequences of sunglasses theft. In person.


Faced with a looming criminal case, Jax plunged into an existential crisis, and he began questioning everything in his sad, lonely life.


That includes his romance with Brittany Cartwright.


You’d think he would be inclined to get more serious after taking a long, hard look at his life, but he … told her he’s not a fan of marriage.


Obviously, she was far from pleased, but in Jax’s mind, he paid for her fake boobs, so she should at least be happy with that. #Logic.


Elsewhere, Tom Sandoval shot a music video in order to kick start his music career, but whether he makes it big is a different story.


Think he’s got what it takes to be a star?!