Adele Likens Beyonce to "Jesus F-ckin Christ"

We"re sorry to break this to you, but it"s a fact:

You are not the biggest Beyonce fan on the planet. You"re just not.

We can say this with confidence because that honor very clearly falls to Adele.

During her latest concert stop in Denmark, Adele made a point to reference Beyonce, her new album and her all-around awesomeness.

"How is it even possible that she only ever gets better? How is that possible?" Adele asked her audience.

"She is Jesus f-cking Christ, Jesus f-cking Christ. Beyoncé is the sickest artist around in the whole entire world; it"s unbelievable.

"I"ve been listening to her for 17 years, and she"s still making music that blows my mind."

This is not the first time Adele has gushed over Beyonce.

The beloved artist spent the first week after the latter released Lemonade just trying to process it.

"I"m not late on this I"ve just been speechless," Adele wrote on Instagram.

Last year, there was a rumor going around that alleged Adele had turned down an invitation from Beyonce to record a duet. But that most definitely never happened, Adele says.

“I would never disrespect her like that,” Adele told radio host Zane Lowe.

“I’m such a fan, oh my God… Obviously, Queen Bey to the day I die.”

During another interview, with Time, Adele emphasized her stance once again:

“Whoever started that rumor must have been having a laugh because anyone who knows me knows that my main priority in life outside of my child is Beyonce.”

Man, Adele is the best.

Even if she thinks Beyonce is the best.

Watch her show love for the Queen below:

Kim Kardashian: I Feel Like a F-ckin Whale!

Kim Kardashian cannot wait for Christmas this year.

Because she’s expecting a major gift from husband Kanye West? Actually, yes. But it’s not one that will arrive with a bow on it.

Kardashian and West are expecting their second child on Christmas Day itself… and Kim is clearly anxious for December 25 to arrive.

In her latest website post about “Baby West,” the expecting reality star admits she’s feeling “like a f—king whale” at seven months along.

The mother to North West went on to say she been craving taco salad these days and that she can’t eat Mexican candy anymore because it gives her “too much heartburn.”

Moreover, her son-to-be is also “sitting” on her bladder, which is causing her to “have to pee every five minutes!”

This is pretty typical pregnancy fare. But that likely isn’t much of a comfort to the person experiencing it.

This isn’t to say, however, that Kardashian is enjoying certain perks of her pregnancy.

She was feted over the weekend at a baby shower, spending Sunday in pajamas and hanging out with sisters Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner.

Kim later shared a picture of her baby bump on Instagram and she’s not kidding… that thing is pretty huge!

But the child that emerges from it will likely be pretty adorable and well worth any and all whale-like feelings.