Cardi B to Nicki Minaj: You"re a F-ckin Liar!

DING! DING! DING!

It is once again on between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj.

Back in September, of course, the rapper threw down at a New York City Fashion Week party, with one side allegedly hurling a shoe at the other.

Fast forward about six weeks and Nicki went on record as saying that her close friend, Rah Ali, "beat Cardi"s ass real bad" in a separate confrontation.

“The punches were so hard in your head," Minaj said to Cardi during her radio show on Monday, adding:

"Rah beat you so bad that I was mad at Rah. She punched her eight, nine times. Now you got your sister calling me a crackhead."

In response to this allegation?

Well, Cardi B said it didn"t happen. And then she said a whole lot more.

"You lie so much you can’t keep up with your f-ckin’ lies,” Cardi said in a lengthy Instagram rant a few hours later.

“First you say you’ve got the footage, but then you say you wanna pay somebody $ 100,000 if they give you the footage? Yo, make sense when you’re talking!"

(On her radio show, Minaj had offered this amount of money for surveillance footage to prove Rah"s beatdown of Cardi.)

At one point in the hilarious rant featured here, Cardi threatened to sue her rival because Minaj had previously claimed Cardi"s team paid radio stations to play her music, a practice known as "payola."

Says Cardi in this video reply:

"Maybe I should sue you for defamation of character since you wanna claim that I’m using something called payola, because you don’t understand why I’m so f-ckin’ successful.”

Cardi concluded her response by telling Minaj to “pick a side” and “make sense” because she previously portrayed victim… and now she’s asking to pay for footage she claimed she already had.

"How you say that I was a wild animal, that I attacked you that you was mortified that you was humiliated playing the victim but now y"all the gangster," she said.

"Pick a side. Do you wanna be the victim or do you wanna be the gangster? You lie so much you can"t even keep up with your f-cking lies.

It"s all somewhat confusing, but very entertaining.

Especially as the back-and-forth continued for hours on social media. To wit:

"I’m tired of talking about [this]," Cardi said on Twitter at last, adding of the ongoing feud and its coverage:

“I’m tired of the f-cking whole internet shit, I’m tired of the interview sh-t. If you really wanna talk about it, you know where to link me. … We can talk about it, or we can fight it out.

"I’m with whatever.”

Check out the video here to see Cardi B sounding far less resigned about the whole thing, though.

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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Teaser: "You"re a F-ckin Psychopath!"

I"ve never, in the history of this earth, done Vegas like this.

When this beat drops, I wanna see that fist pump.

I feel like I’m in The Matrix right now, dodging all the thotties.

Well, you act like a f-ckin whore.

You"re a f-ckin psychopath.

All these hilarious/explosive lines are featured in the Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2 posted here, as the footage gives fans a look at all the craziness to come on this revived reality show.

But there"s really just one storyline that really stands out above all…

… the drama between Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and his girlfriend Jen Harley.

We"ve documented the highs and lows of this romance over the past couple months, which started with the tandem"s daughter being born in early April.

Since then, however, Ronnie and Jen have broken up and gotten back together numerous times, while also hurling seriously vicious insults at each other and even getting into physical fights.

In the clips published here, we see Ronnie actually break down while talking about custody of his child.

We also see Harley lay into Ronnie as a "psychopath."

Elsewhere on Season 2, we"ll see the return of Angelina Pivarnick, who shocks the cast by showing up in Sin City.

During an evening out, she gets into an argument with Jen Farley, who she calls out for "acting like a f–king whore."

We also witness some unexpected tension between JWOWW and Snooki.

Later on, the veteran cast returns to the Seaside Heights, New Jersey, house where it all began.

"We’ve totally not grown up,” Farley says. “Living our best lives in our 30s – as 12-year-olds.”

Finally, just when it seems like the season can’t get any nuttier and outrageous, the preview concludes with Polizzi and Farley telling Pivarnick that she “should bang Vinny again."

Oh God.

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation returns on MTV on Thursday, August 23, at 8/7c.

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Thomas Markle to Daughter: Give Me Some F-ckin Money!

According to a startling new report, Thomas Markle may be nothing more than a greedy old man who wants to cash in on his daughter’s fame and fortune.

Stunning, right?

We’ll give you a few moments to pick your jaw up off the ground…

Over the past several weeks, as you likely know by now, Meghan Markle has been dragged to the ends of the scorched earth by her father, Thomas, and her half-sister, Samantha.

(Samantha and Meghan shared a father, but not a mother; are 17 years apart in age; and did not grow up in the same household.)

Thomas has gone around running his mouth to any outlet with a microphone or a website, saying he hung up on Prince Harry, he’s responsible for everything Meghan has become…

… and so much more ridiculous, mean-spirited nonsense.

Thomas, of course, missed the Royal Wedding in May because he was suffering a few health problems at the time — and also because he was embarrassed by a scandal in which he confessed to accepting money from paparazzi members in exchange for his permission to be photographed.

A general recluse living in Mexico, Thomas seemed to content to remain far out of the spotlight while his daughter grew into her life as The Duchess of Sussex.

That’s what we thought this spring, at least.

But, boy, were we ever mistaken!

Thomas clearly wants a relationship with Markle and, as he’s said so often, with his future grandkids.

However, that isn’t all he wants, a source tells The Daily Mirror.

“While he was working, Tom supported all his children. He was generous,” this insider says, adding of Markle’s mindset and ongoing motivation:

“He made no secret that he expected… the money he spent on them would be repaid.”

By whom? By his kids, of course!

“He says they have not given him a fuc-ing dime back,” this source says of Markle.

“He is growing increasingly bitter about it, and it has not been helped by how his ex-wife, Meghan’s mum, has been so welcomed into the royal fold.” 

Maybe that’s because she’s nice? And generous? And doesn’t think a parent is owed anything of monetary value simply because a parent did all he or she could for his or her child?

Just a theory.

“The fact she could be moving to England has not helped the situation while he is in a pokey home in Mexico,” concludes this insider.

Markle, to her credit, has not let her father’s actions and insults affect her.

At least not in public.

She has maintained the highest of high roads, just going about her Royal business and embracing her new role in life; awful relatives be damned!

The Duschess has even said she would talk to her dad again, under two specific conditions.

As for Thomas? He’s denied accusations that he’s basically seeking a payoff to shut up, but he does think Meghan owes him something.

“My daughter said she’d take care of me in my declining years,” he said recently. “I’m not talking money, I’m talking about taking care of me. That’s important to me.”

You know, it’s probably important to Meghan that her dad doesn’t act like a self-centered, entitled jackass to the press every hour of every day.

But here you both are.

View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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13 Parents Who F-ckin HATE the Elf on the G-ddamn Shelf

Christmas is a time for decorating trees, buying presents and spending time with family.

And also for taking to social media in order to rail against the horror that is the Elf on the Shelf.

That"s the case for the handful of parents featured below, however, each of whom has held very little back when it comes to their feelings for this tradition.

Ready to see what we mean?

1. This is Not a Required Tradition

Please remember this, parents everywhere.

2. This Isn’t a Joke

We mean, it is. But that dude is scary! He could come to life at any minute!

3. You’ve Made Me Into a Liar, Elf!

I hope you’re proud of yourself.

4. I Can Only Handle One of You Creatures at a Time

Please take it easy on me.

5. Elf on the Shelf?

Please. This is what all mothers and parents ought to make into a tradition.

6. It’s Not Even a Tradition

It becomes a lifestyle. And it’s terrible.

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Leslie Jones Live Tweets GoT Finale, Can"t F-ckin Deal

The Game of Thrones season finale delivered one surprise after another, from Cersei turning on her brother… to Sansa sentencing Littlefinger to die… to Jon and Dany totally getting it on.

That would be nephew Jon and his aunt Dany, that is.

And Leslie Jones didn"t merely take in every detail — she live-Tweeted every detail!

Much to our extreme satisfaction.

Re-watch the finale along with the Saturday Night Live cast member and all her expletive-laden joy below…

1. Is It Hard in Here?

Or is it the Unsullied?

2. Let’s Talk About Cersei’s Real Crime

That sweater, right?!?

3. The Meeting is On

Let’s do this!

4. The Hound and Brienne 4eva!

Sorry, Tormund.

5. We’re on Team Bron

But who isn’t, right?!?

6. Beware, Cersei

Did you really need me to tell you that?

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