Vanderpump Rules?
More like going on a honeymoon to a tropical location rules for Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz right about now!
The reality stars got married earlier this month in Northern California, about eight months after they got engaged.
And after exchanging vows in front of family members and friends, Maloney and Schwartz exchanged a few bodily fluids in their honeymoon.
In Bora Bora!
The newlyweds took off for the Indonesian island last weekend and have been happily sharing gorgeous images from their vacation on Instagram ever since.
There’s the one featured above, of course, which features both stars and water than is bluer than we even knew was possible.
Then there’s one of Tom standing by himself:
Maloney wrote as a caption to this one:
“My husband is looking ffhhhiiiiiiiiinnee!! Honeymooning with my bubba love is dreamy.”
In another social media post, Maloney joked about “a little fishy” – also known as Schwartz wearing flippers – swimming under their bungalow.
Yes, they are staying in a bungalow on the water.
Life ain’t shabby at the moment for Katie and Tom.
Impressively enough, Tom and Katie even managed to get a plug in while on their honeymoon.
“Bora Bora looks especially gorgeous through the lenses of these sunnies,” Katie wrote as a caption at one point, adding:
” @diffeyewear is partners with Eyes on Africa so with every pair of sunglasses sold they donate a pair of reading glasses to someone in need.
“You can look as cute and cheesy as of but using our code TOMANDKATIE and get 25% off! Woohooo.”
Those who watch Vanderpump Rules online have likely seen the two shill for products on the show as well.
Schwartz was at it again after dinner, posting the following picture on Instagram and writing a caption along with it that we’re guessing resulted in a free meal for the couple.
“I’m no foody but without a doubt, just had the best meal of my life,” he penned.
“Thank you #lavillamahana for a world class experience and thank you for @revel9 for setting it up and taking care of us #borabora.”
Hey, we’re not judging!
If we could be comped dinner just by sharing a photo and writing some nice words online, we’d totally do it.
Not sure if we’d invite Stassi Schroede along on our honeymoon, though.
Yup, she apparently crashed the beautiful party, as evidenced by the following photo:
“She was sad so she came to Bora Bora,” joked Maloney as a caption.
We’re guessing her mascara is actually running because Stassi just went swimming.
Maybe Tom and Katie can invite the THG staff along on their next trip. Pretty please!
