Kim Kardashian wants to bring her Kimoji gear to stores … and pretty soon we could see shops all across the world. Kim’s company filed docs asking to expand her famous Kimoji brand to include retail stores that would sell apparel, makeup…
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Thursday, December 15, 2016
Kim Kardashian: Twerking in New Kimoji Instagram Video!!
When an American business mogul like Kim Kardashian West drops new Kimoji merch, she doesn"t just put out a generic press release.
She drops a twerking video.
It"s been a rough couple of months for Kim, getting robbed and dealing with Kanye"s meltdown and all, but the show must go on, right?
While she"s been more or less in hiding since October, she returned to Instagram for the big reveal of the latest Kimoji offerings. Sort of.
A Kimoji Instagram account – verified, not hacked by Russians – featured some very NSFW pictures and the aforementioned video.
One pic appears to be Kim, and her ridiculous curves, wearing a a festive red bra and underwear set emblazoned with “Savage” on the trim.
You may recall the “Savage” bike shorts the star debuted this summer, so it stands to reason that this is in fact Kim Kardashian West.
That, or it"s a very, very convincing, voluptuous body double:
Yeah. If that doesn"t put you in the holiday spirit, what will?
Kimoji, of course, is a portmeanteau of "emoji" and "Kim," and one of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians mainstay"s lucrative businesses.
Clearly, she understands asset management.
In the video promoting the new product launch below, Kim (or her digital likeness) twerks in black underwear like there may be no tomorrow.
All the content is captioned “December 16.”
That would imply that tomorrow, Kimoji is going to make a great deal of money. Further evidence that Kim is behind (eh? eh?) all this?
Her personal account (with 88.9 million followers) has been inactive for 10 weeks, but she liked the photos on the new Kimoji account.
Good enough for us. Enjoy.
Friday, March 25, 2016
Kim Kardashian Celebrates Easter with Black Jesus Kimoji
Kim Kardashian is here to help you celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
The former sex tape star shared a new set of her special emojis on her official website this week, writing as an affiliated message to the photo above:
“It’s almost Easter! I want to give you guys a little surprise: new Easter Kimoji!
“There are over a dozen new Kimoji, including colorful eggs, me in bunny ears and a fun KIMOGIF! Easter is a really big deal in my family and I get super into it.
“These new Kimoji are seriously soooo cute, I can’t deal!!!”
Most followers have taken note of the African-American Jesus Christ icon because it’s not something you see very often.
But it is common knowledge that Kim likes her men black. So why would she not like her Sons of God the same way?
When Kardashian launched her Kimojis last December, they actually crashed the Apple store.
According to reports at the time, there was a point where 9,000 downloads of these icons were happening per millisecond. Which is utterly insane and depressing.
Kim previously stirred up controversy with the feature when a series of Kimojis appeared to glorify the ratchet life.
What do you think of her Easter-themed options? Will you be downloading any of them in celebration of the holiday?
And, if so, allow us to ask the following question: WHY?!?!?!?!?
Thursday, February 4, 2016
Kim Kardashian"s New KIMOJI Glorify the Ratchet Life and Are Gross
When the first set of Kim Kardashian’s “Kimoji” came out, they were about what you’d expect. Emoji of Kim’s face, butt, boobs, waist, and boulder of an engagement ring.
But the Kimoji Pack 2 has now hit the App Store, and they are everything you don’t want your daughters to see. In animated gif form.
Rated M for mature, the disturbing little cartoons feature Kim dancing in lingerie on a stripper pole, slapping a dark-haired woman with her bag, passing out cash and shaking dat ass in a thong.
They also contain Valentine’s Day candy heart emoji with adorable sayings like, “Baby Dick,” “Pull Out,” “Send Nudes” and “Ratchet.”
Kim should feel so proud about making this uplifting, positive contribution to today’s youth.
We can only imagine her and husband Kanye watching with admiration and chuckling as their kids North and Saint send these to one another on their baby cell phones.
Then one calls the other a THOT and Kim knows her work here is done.
Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian plugged the app update on Instagram by sharing a screenshot of a conversation using Kimoji.
“Shut the f*ck up!! Get your free Kimoji update!! They are animated now!!!! It’s wild!!” she wrote in the caption.
Wild, indeed. And gross. Because someone has to say it, so I’m saying it.
It’s gross.
We encourage these to be used by nobody. If you want to see the first batch, which is relatively tame by comparison, well, we’ve got a slideshow for that:
Monday, December 21, 2015
Kim Kardashian Introduces "Kimoji," Forever Changes the Way We Communicate
The written word. The printing press. The telephone. The Internet.
Throughout history, society’s greatest minds have helped revolutionize the means through which human beings communicate with one another. But all of their contributions are about to look as lame as an un-photoshopped selfie, because now you can send your friends an Emoji of Kim Kardashian’s butt:
Yes, the Age of Kimoji is upon us, and interpersonal relationships will never be the same.
Before, if you wanted to describe something as “basic,” you had to type the word. Those days are done.
Now, you can simply send a Kimoji that says “basic,” and follow it up with a hair dryer, a corset, and a peach dripping with some sort of white fluid, because the world we live in is a strange one.
The important thing is that Kim isn’t just hiding out working on her post-baby body; the woman is continuing to shape our society by forever changing the way we look at chocolate donuts. (Did she have to put it right next to a butt?)
Okay, obviously we’re having some fun at Kim’s expense, but the really important facts here are as follows:
- The Kimoji app will launch sometime this week. (Just in time for Christmas!)
- It does feature Kim’s ugly-cry face in Emoji form, and for that, we are eternally grateful.
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