When the first set of Kim Kardashian’s “Kimoji” came out, they were about what you’d expect. Emoji of Kim’s face, butt, boobs, waist, and boulder of an engagement ring.
But the Kimoji Pack 2 has now hit the App Store, and they are everything you don’t want your daughters to see. In animated gif form.
Rated M for mature, the disturbing little cartoons feature Kim dancing in lingerie on a stripper pole, slapping a dark-haired woman with her bag, passing out cash and shaking dat ass in a thong.
They also contain Valentine’s Day candy heart emoji with adorable sayings like, “Baby Dick,” “Pull Out,” “Send Nudes” and “Ratchet.”
Kim should feel so proud about making this uplifting, positive contribution to today’s youth.
We can only imagine her and husband Kanye watching with admiration and chuckling as their kids North and Saint send these to one another on their baby cell phones.
Then one calls the other a THOT and Kim knows her work here is done.
Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian plugged the app update on Instagram by sharing a screenshot of a conversation using Kimoji.
“Shut the f*ck up!! Get your free Kimoji update!! They are animated now!!!! It’s wild!!” she wrote in the caption.
Wild, indeed. And gross. Because someone has to say it, so I’m saying it.
It’s gross.
We encourage these to be used by nobody. If you want to see the first batch, which is relatively tame by comparison, well, we’ve got a slideshow for that:
