Javi Marroquin & Lauren Comeau: Officially Back Together!

When the world first learned that Javi Marroquin and Lauren Comeau were dating, Teen Mom 2 fans had their doubts about the relationship"s potential for longevity.

Javi and Lauren live in separate states and they seemed to be living very different lifestyles, so it was no great surprise when Marroquin and Comeau broke up after just a few months together.

Shortly thereafter, Javi began dating Briana DeJesus, thus seemingly driving a nail into the coffin of his short-lived romance with Lauren.

But that relationship ended just as quickly, and now it looks as though Javi and Lauren are officially back together!

We all know it"s all very confusing, so join us as we attempt to untangle the complex web that is Javi"s love life:

1. Javi & Lauren

Javi first revealed that he and Lauren were in a relationship back in July of 2017. At the time, Javi told Radar Online that he met Lauren at the wedding of mutual friends.

2. Hopeful Javi

In that same interview, Javi gushed about Lauren and spoke optimistically about their future together. He admitted that the relationship was “fairly new,” but noted that it “doesn’t feel that way.”

3. Long-Distance Lauren

In her own interview that same week, Lauren confessed that living in different states made things difficult (She resides in South Carolina; Javi, in Delaware.), but seemed certain that both she and Javi were up to the challenge.

4. Making It Work

“Distance isn’t ever easy,” Lauren told Radar. “But we have a lot planned and busy schedules in between so I think we’ll handle it well.”

5. Teen Mom 2 Troubles

There were rumors that Kailyn Lowry didn’t approve of her ex’s new girlfriend. Some even went so far as to claim that Lauren refused to appear on Teen Mom 2 because she and Lowry didn’t get along. But despite the many hurdles they faced, both Javi and Lauren seemed committed to making their relationship work.

6. Too Much, Too Soon

In the end, however, it seems their first attempt at a lasting romance simply faced too many challenges too early on. Just weeks after he went public with his new relationship, Javi deleted all the photos of Lauren off his Instagram page. Comeau and Marroquin went their separate ways, but it seems they’ve recently experienced a change of heart…

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Kailyn Lowry Blasts Javi Marroquin: He"s Too Shady For Me!

Well, it was fun while it lasted!

Last week, rumors that Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin had gotten back together seemed to be everywhere on social media.

Fans were convinced that the troubled former couple had decided to give their marriage a second chance.

Now, however, it looks as though trying again with Javi is the last thing on Kail"s mind.

In fact, she responded to the latest rumors by roasting Javi within an inch of his life …

1. Trying Again?

Comments made by Javi in a recent interview led fans to the conclusion that he and Kail had decided to give their romance a second chance. It’s not hard to see how his remarks might have been interpreted that way.

2. Private Discussions

“We have our own private discussions just me and her,” Javi said when asked if he and Kail had discussed the topic of reconciliation.

3. Doing It For Linc?

The Teen Mom 2 stars have a son together, Lincoln, and many fans concluded that they had decided to give their marriage a second chance for his sake.

4. Happier Times

There was a time when Kail and Javi were considered one of the series’ most successful couples. They appeared to be happily married and only seemed to experience real problems when Javi shipped out for a tour of duty with US Air Force.

5. Appearances Can Be Deceiving

To hear Kail tell it, however, the problems began long before Javi took off for Qatar. She says she’d caught him being unfaithful prior to his tour of duty.

6. Setting the Record Straight

Now, Kailyn is clearing up the rumors regarding her relationship with Javi. And she is not mincing words when it comes to her ex’s sketchy behavior.

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Kailyn Lowry & Javi Marroquin: ACTUALLY Back Together?!

When Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin finalized their divorce back in December of 2016, fans of the couple held out hope that they would one day reconcile.

And there were times when it looked like that might actually happen.

But more often, it seemed the best anyone could hope for was that Kail and Javi would be able to work out a civil co-parenting relationship for the sake of their son.

Recently, however, Javi remarked on his feelings toward Kail in a way that"s given fans a reason to be optimistic.

But is he simply getting their hopes up for nothing? Here"s what we know so far…

1. On Speaking Terms

After a series of rough patches, Kail and Javi are once again in communication with one another. It’s a step in the right direction, and it looks like it might be the first of many…

2. The Roughest Patch

News that Kail and Javi are working on their relationship comes on the heels of their most troubled time since they broke up. Javi briefly dated Kail’s rival, Briana DeJesus, and Ms. Lowry was understandably less than thrilled about it.

3. A Canceled Collaboration

Around that time, relations between Kail and Javi deterorated to the point that they called off a planned book collaboraton simply because they couldn’t stand to work with one another.

4. The Low Point

In the weeks that followed, Kail and Javi openly criticized one another in interviews and even their most stalwart ‘shippers were forced to concede that it looked as though all hope was lost. Worse, it seemed impossible that the exes would ever be able to cobble together some semblance of a friendship.

5. Last-Minute Miracle

Just when it looked as though Kail and Javi would never speak again, however, a surprising development gave fans a sliver of hope. Seemingly out of the blue, Javi and Briana called it quits!

6. An Interesting Motivation

Apparently, Javi and Bri broke up over her decision to undergo addtional plastic surgery. Interestingly, Kail canceled her procedure with the same doctor just a week earlier. Could the situation have made Javi realize he chose the wrong woman?

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Javi Marroquin: Does He Want Kailyn Lowry Back?!

It’s been over a year since Javi Marroquin and Kailyn Lowry got divorced, and their relationship has been a non-stop rollercoaster ride ever since.

There were times when it looked like Kailyn and Javi would get back together, and there were many, many times when it looked like they would never again be on speaking terms.

But against all odds, it seems that the exes have finally been able to sort out an amicable, platonic co-parenting arrangement that works for both parties.

However, that doesn’t mean that they never contemplate giving their marriage another chance.

“We have our own private discussions just me and her,” Marroquin recently told Radar Online.

“But a lot happened between us in the past. On my behalf, I’ve moved on from all of that. I’m in a lot better place than I was when all of that was happening.”

Javi went on to offer a vague description of just where he and Kailyn stand these days.

“We have the weirdest relationship in the world. We can’t even explain it to anybody because it’s me, Kail and the boys.”

Needless to say, this description sent Teen Mom 2 Twitter into a tizzy.

Many fans took it as a coy confirmation that he and Kailyn are more than just friends. 

We’re not totally sure how they got that from his remarks, but it’s clear that fans really want that reconciliation to happen.

Unfortunately, it seems like they might be in for a long wait.

These days, it sounds like Kail and Javi are on decent terms, but it wasn’t all that long ago, that Marroquin was dating Briana DeJesus and royally pissing Lowry off at every turn.

At one point things were so bad that Kailyn and Javi canceled a collaboration – a pair of memoirs about their marriage that would’ve been a highly lucrative project for both.

Yes, Kailyn and Javi were so at odds with one another that they couldn’t even complete a project in which they would offer separate accounts of their divorce, because it would require them to go on a brief book tour together.

So while it’s nice that their relationship has improved since then … we’re not hearing a second round of wedding bells just yet.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive Kail and Javi’s rocky romance.

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Briana DeJesus: Javi Marroquin Is Harassing Me!

It hasn’t been easy keeping track of all the developments in Briana DeJesus’ life over the past few weeks, so here’s a brief recap of everything that’s transpired.

It all started when Briana traveled to Miami to undergo plastic surgery.

Despite the fact that she had broken up with Javi Marroquin just weeks earlier, Javi flew to Miami to be by her side and provide support in the days leading up to the procedure.

Fans were stunned to see Javi all over Bri’s social media pages after what appeared to be a bitter breakup.

But they were even more stunned when Javi took to social media to basically boast that he had “ditched” Briana after her surgery.

And believe it or not, the plot twists didn’t stop there.

In the past week alone, two different rumors about Briana’s love life have captured the attention of Teen Mom Twitter.

Some believe Briana is back with Dre, her ex who has gone to great lengths to keep his last name a secret.

Others believe Briana is living with Devoin Austin, her baby daddy who’s been a constant subject of scorn for TM2 viewers.

As far as we can tell, the latter rumor is true, while the former is BS.

Briana is living with Devoin, but she’s just friends with Dre.

Either way, she apparently wishes Javi would simply keep his nose out of her business.

Apparently, Javi noticed Bri’s recent Valentine’s Day posts and decided to give his ex a piece of his mind:

“Javi needs to stop being bitter about the breakup and about Devoin and Dre. He texted me about why I got a teddy bear and why I got my nails done and why Devoin is living with me now,” Briana tells Radar Online.

“He needs to stop harassing me and go worry about the relationship between Kailyn [Lowry] and him.”

DeJesus goes on to say that she’s completely cut ties with Javi and plans to have no contact with him going forward:

“I don’t want nothing to do with Javi,” she tells the outlet.

“I am completely over it and ready to move the f–k on. If he continues to harass me, I will leak all texts and info.”

Apparently in response to her allegations of harassment, Javi fired back with a series of tweets that he later deleted:

“I have full conversations, but we don’t have to go there,” Javi tweeted, seemingly implying that he planned to release some texts of his own.

“Y’all don’t know what’s going on. I don’t need to belittle or disrespect anyone. Just not in me anymore. I made that mistake once. I’ve lived and learned.”

He ended the tweet storm with some words of wisdom for his fans:

“Stay silent. The real ones around you know what’s good. Those that make noise want attention. That’s how I live my life now,” he tweeted.

We hope Javi’s able to follow his own advice, but something tells us this situation is far from over.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more of Briana’s wild world.

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Javi Marroquin: Briana DeJesus Is Living With Her Ex & I Don"t Care!

Back in January, Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus broke up after just a few months of dating.

Then, for reasons that defy explanation, they decided to give their relationship another chance.

It went about as well as you would expect…

Last week, Briana flew to Miami in order to undergo plastic surgery.

Javi made the trip as well in order to provide emotional support in the hours leading up to her procedure.

Fans were stunned when Bri posted evidence of their romantic rendezvous on Instagram and Snapchat.

And as many of them predicted, the reconciliation was extremely short-lived.

The problem, it seems, is that Javi wasn’t the only guy to head to Miami in order to help Bri with her recovery.

Her baby daddy, Devoin Austin, also made the trip, and Javi was understandably less than thrilled about it.

As a result of the surprise visit from Devoin, Javi ditched Briana and partied by himself in Miami.

And he’s probably not regretting that decision at the moment, as it now looks as though Briana and Devoin are 100 percent back together.

In fact, based on Bri’s latest tweet, it seems the parents of 6-year-old Nova are once again living together.

“Living with a man = sports channel is always on,” DeJesus tweeted.

While she didn’t mention Austin by name, the remark left little doubt about who’s she’s referring to.

Radar Online contacted Javi to request a comment on the situation, and remarkably, it seems he’s not bothered by the speed with which Briana moved on:

“To be honest I’m not invested in her life anymore,” Marroquin told the outlet.

“Good for them. That’s funny though.”

He almost convinced us that he genuinely doesn’t care.

But then he messed it up by throwing a little passive-aggressive shade at the end there.

Frankly, we would’ve respected Javi more if he just went off on Bri and Devoin and offered up a prediction on just how long their relationship will last this time around.

Most situations don’t necessitate public trash talk, but we highly doubt anyone would give Javi a hard time in this case.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the many ups and downs of Mr. Marroquin’s love life.

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Javi Marroquin: Already Dating Again Following Briana DeJesus Split?!

It’s only been a month since Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus broke up, but Kailyn Lowry’s ex-husband has never been the type to remain single for long.

According to Radar Online, the Teen Mom 2 star already has a profile on the dating app Bumble, and it looks like he’s ready to move on with someone new.

Javi and Bri only dated for a few months, so we suppose it’s not surprising that he’s casting his line again so quickly.

Or at least it wouldn’t be, were it not for the that he and Briana seemed to be on the verge of reconciliation as recently as last month.

When Briana went to Miami for plastic surgery performed by the aptly-named Dr. Miami, Javi was there by her side providing emotional support.

Shortly thereafter, Javi ditched Briana for a pretty solid reason.

It seems she neglected to inform him that her baby daddy, Devoin Austin, would also be flying to help her recover from the procedure.

Sensing that there were too many sausages in the pot, Javi made a quick exit, and it seems he decided to send Bri the message that they’re done for good by creating a new dating profile.

Or did he?

In a new interview with Radar Online, Javi insists that he’s always had a Bumble account, and that he didn’t use it during his time with Bri.

“I had that account a long time ago just never deleted it,” he told the outlet.

“I don’t have the app anymore.”

Perhaps remembering that DeJesus would probably catch wind of the interview, he then added:

“I should go back on.”

Hell yeah you should, Javi!

We’re sure being revenge-banged by your ex-wife’s rival was fun and all, but there are plenty of fish in the sea, and most of them don’t create drama for a living.

Javi has always seemed like the type who’s eager to settle down again, but a life of quiet domesticity makes for really boring reality TV.

We think the best bet for this airman is to find himself a sane civilian – bonus points if she’s never seen an episode of his show.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the turbulent path that brought Javi to where he is today.

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Javi Marroquin Issues Actual Apology to Kailyn Lowry

Look out, celebrity gossip lovers across the world!

You may want to duck and take cover.

Because we’re pretty sure pigs will start flying at any moment.

We have this inkling because Teen Mom 2 star Javi Marroquin went ahead and did the unthinkable on Friday night:

He issued what appears to be a heartfelt apology to Kailyn Lowry.

For real!

“At the end of the day a good relationship with my sons mother will make Lincoln the happiest. I lost sight of that,” Javi wrote, referencing the child he shares with his ex-wife.

The mea culpa was prompted by Marroquin’s actions while visiting current (or maybe ex) girlfriend, Briana DeJesus, in Miami last week. (More on that down below.)

“This trip made me realize that and I’ve apologized to kail for my actions,” Marroquin added, regarding Lowry and their relationship.

The formerly married reality stars co-parent their four-year-old son.

Through all their ups and downs (and there have been A LOT of ups and downs!), Javi and Kailyn have at least always seemed dedicated to raising their toddler in as happy and as healthy an environment as possible.

The couple was together as husband and wife for three years prior to their split in 2016.

Both have since moved on with other lovers, as Marroquin’s ongoing, up-and-down relationship with fellow MTV personality DeJesus is a constant source of tension.

Early last week, Javi visited Briana in Florida, where she had gone to get some plastic surgery.

It’s unclear exactly what transpired between the pair, but Marroquin peaced out quickly, sparking chatter that the twosome had broken up once again.

What the heck happened between Marroquin and DeJesus that prompted him to leave earlier than planned AND to subsequently apologize to Lowry?

“I should’ve never went. I should’ve went to LA like I was supposed to. We broke up for a reason and yesterday reassured me that,” Javi simple said mysteriously to Radar Online when asked this question.

It’s since been rumored that Briana’s baby daddy, Devoin Austin, also showed up in Miami, creating quite the awkward situation.

Clearly having heard this rumor, and likely having been asked about it on Twitter, Lowry took the high road on Friday.

She refused to rub any salt in Javi’s latest wound, writing to followers instead:

“Everyone’s asking where tea is at but javis been through enough so I’m not gona put him through more s—t.”

Man. It was a lot more fun when these two were at each other’s throats, huh?

For Lincoln’s sake, we’re glad his parents look like they’re maturing and acting like real adults.

But it’s a real bummer from our side of things!

Marroquin and DeJesus, meanwhile, called it quits in January after dating for just a few months, although it’s apparent the nail wasn’t fully stuck into their romantic coffin at the time.

“It’s none of my business, so my mouth is closed. I wish Javi the best, as always,” Lowry told Us Weekly about the break-up last month.

But then Kailyn went ahead and sort of made it her business by bringing Marroquin on her podcast and asking him about his split from DeJesus.

Briana was not very happy about this development.

She WENT OFF on Lowry and Marroquin in an epic Twitter rant shortly after this appearance.

“Call me ratchet, trashy all you want but don’t mention my name again and there will be no issues,” Briana wrote as one of many messages aimed at Kailyn and Javi, adding:

“U NOT KIM K SO SLOW UR ROLL… AND DONT SIT HERE TRYNA PLAY MIND GAMES WHEN THE REAL REASON WHY WE ARE HERE IS BECAUSE OF UR..JAVI.”

She also wrote this:

Is there any chance these three bury their hatchet over a cup of coffee?

Or on a special Teen Mom episode?

Don’t count on it.

“It would never happen. We would never get along. You allowed her to disrespect me to my face, also on camera, also in text messages,” Kailyn told Javi on the aforementioned podcast, concluding:

“When I said what I had to say in a nice way, you defended her and not me. We raise a son together, you don’t raise a son with her.”

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Javi Marroquin: I Ditched Briana DeJesus After Her Surgery!

It’s looking like Miami will continue to be the center of Teen Mom 2 drama next week!

Here’s a brief recap of everything that’s been going on in the Sunshine State, in case you haven’t been keeping up:

First, Briana DeJesus and Kailyn Lowry both flew to Miami for plastic surgery sessions with the appropriately-named Dr. Miami.

Kailyn canceled her procedure after experiencing a last-minute change of heart.

Briana did go under the knife, and Dr. Miami shared her before and after photos on his social media pages today.

(That may seem a bit sleazy, but you have to understand that plastic surgeons are basically the Charlie Sheens of the medical community.)

Anyway, despite the fact that the past two days saw more surgical drama than an entire season of Grey’s Anatomy, the big story out of Miami this week is the news that Briana and Javi Marroquin are already back together after breaking up last month.

Or at least they were…

Javi joined Briana in Florida so he could be by her side in the hours leading up to her procedure.

Fans assumed he would stick with her during her recovery, but just hours after her procedure, Javi was on Snapchat announcing that he was looking to go out and party in Miami.

When fans accused him of ditching Briana, Javi offered no explanation or apology.

Just the day before he was making appearances on her Snapchat, and all appeared to be well.

So what went wrong in the interim?

Well, there’s been no official word, but we’re guessing the surprise appearance by Briana’s baby daddy, Devoin Austin, didn’t sit well with Javi.

Yes, it seems Devoin showed up, and a rightfully pissed-off Javi immediately took off.

“I should’ve never went,” Javi told Radar Online about the incident.

“I should’ve went to LA like I was supposed to. We broke up for a reason and yesterday reassured me of that.”

To make matters worse, it seems Javi’s ex-wife has been keeping close tabs on the situation and loving every second of it.

All week, Kailyn has been teasing fans with the prospect of a big revelation involving Javi.

Many assumed that the Devoin situation was the tea that she planned to spill, but a tweet she posted moments ago suggests there’s more big Javi news in the offing”

“Everyone’s asking where the tea is at but Javi’s been through enough so I’m not gona put him through more shit,” Lowry wrote.

Sounds like Javi is having one hell of a rough week.

He might actually need more recovery time than Briana.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive the many ups and downs in the life of Mr. Marroquin.

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Javi Marroquin & Briana DeJesus: Back Together ALREADY?!

If you’re having a hard time keeping track of the relationship status of Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus, you’re certainly not alone.

Javi and Briana started dating back in September, but for the first month or so, they claimed they were just friends.

Then, last month, Javi and Briana broke up without warning.

Now, as proof that these two are hell-bent on keeping us constantly confused, it seems that Javi and Bri are back together.

Yes, Marroquin made an unexpected appearance on his ex’s Snapchat story last night.

That may not sound like a big deal, but it’s important to note that Bri was scheduled for a plastic surgery procedure in Miami.

Which means that Javi flew down from Delaware to be by her side in the hours before she went under the knife.

That’s generally not the sort of thing an ex does, but then again Javi is no mere ex.

He and Briana moved quickly from the start, even going so far as to meet one another’s kids and plan a future in which they’d both live in the same state.

(Currently, Briana resides in Florida, while Javi remains in Delaware.)

Interestingly, the couple reportedly broke up over Briana’s plastic surgery plans.

Briana took to social media to reveal that Marroquin had broken up with her because he was upset that she planned to further alter her appearance.

Javi claimed there were other factors, as well, but he didn’t deny that the planned procedure played a role in his decision.

We guess he quickly got over his objection.

And what does Kailyn Lowry have to say about the fact that her ex-husband is back together with her most bitter rival?

Weirdly, it seems that she doesn’t care in the slightest … but it also seems like she knows something we don’t. 

“Everything comes full circle,” Kail tweeted today.

“I’ll wait for the cameras to spill the tea.”

“The funny thing is, I keep my mouth shut long enough and every time i do the truth comes out just before i want to open my mouth,” she added.

To drive her point home, she tagged Javi in a tweet reading:

“I’ll wait for the cameras to spill the tea.”

Kailyn concluded her cryptic mini-rant by tweeting:

“I never want to get married again. But if i did, i would do a destination wedding.”

We guess not all of Javi’s exes are eager to take him back.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more on Javi and Briana’s tumultuous romance.

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Briana DeJesus SLAMS Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin in Epic Twitter Rant!

At this point, it feels pretty safe to say that Kailyn Lowry and Briana DeJesus are mortal enemies, right?

And what a blessing that is to all of our trashy Teen Mom-loving hearts.

Ever since Briana began dating Javi Marroquin, things have been super tense between these two ladies.

They’ve taken turns being unnecessarily catty towards each other, and it’s been greatly entertaining for us all.

But today, Briana went off on Kailyn and Javi on Twitter. Hard.

And it’s not so much entertaining as it is bizarre … and just a little bit embarrassing.

To give a quick bit of background, it seems like Briana is upset because of things that were said when Javi went on Kailyn’s podcast earlier this week.

Which is odd, because while they did mention Briana, it’s not like they trashed her or anything.

Javi actually defended her, saying that she’s a good person and that she’s different than she seems on the show.

Kailyn didn’t even go too hard on her — she just explained that they’d never get along because some of the things she’s said to her in the past, and because she was disrespectful to her.

But still, Briana got pretty heated about the whole thing. Heated enough to make approximately a billion tweets about the matter.

“Since I have some downtime from actually working…let me spill some tea for you guys,” she began.

“I will never ever come out my face just because…I will never come out of character just because…… so let’s get that out of the way…”

She then explained that “Once I am provoked you have given me all rights to get out of character.”

And apparently Kailyn has given her those rights.

“Now once I get out of character and you can’t seem to handle the lash…. dont act like the victim because you were the one who made the issue what it is. I am not the one.”

She didn’t direct all of this at Kailyn, but come on, we all know who’s she talking about here. It’s not exactly a mystery.

“I’ll say suck my dick whenever I want to whoever I want and if you can not handle it ….. Don’t provoke me,” she continued — remember, Kailyn complained during the podcast that Briana had instructed her to do so.

“Don’t sit 15 feet away from me and talk sh-t indirectly cause I’ll approach u just like I did and do go crying in ur dressing room cause u couldn’t handle my mouth,” Briana wrote.

About Javi, she said “Don’t allow someone to disrespect me and think its all gravy mother of ur child or not.”

“I am not the common denominator as to why yall fail to co parent so dont ever use my name in that matter again.”

“And you are right,” she added, “I’ll never say sorry cause I am not the one who started all this mess.”

“You use ur kids as pawns and that is not my fault but ur own selfish reasoning’s.”

That’s a lot to unpack, right?

But Briana isn’t even close to being done yet.

She claimed that “strings were never cut” between Kailyn and Javi, “and once she felt like she couldn’t control him any longer she used me as the problem and I am not the problem.”

“Don’t ever tell me im being shady when u ran to ur ex as soon as u had an opportunity for urself. Learn how to be alone for once,” she wrote, obviously towards Kailyn.

“Don’t send me emails and voicemails saying sorry cause I don’t care for that f-ck sh-t. I am always brought up into a convo and I just don’t understand why cause I don’t talk to anyone about u.’

She then advised Kail to “Keep that same energy that u have cause we are bound to see each other again and don’t send ur friend into my dressing room again tryna pop off……”

Hilariously, Jenelle Evans responded to the first part of that tweet, saying “I’ll be right behind u. #BestBelieve.”

At least now we know that the next Teen Mom 2 reunion show is going to be incredible, huh?

Meanwhile, back on Briana’s Twitter — there are seriously just so, so many tweets — she accused Javi of being fake because he was being wishy-washy about her on Kailyn’s podcast while telling her in texts that he wants to marry her.

Let’s see … she also wrote “U hop on another mans dick but still dont wanna let go of the old one…. u cant have ur cake and eat it to.”

She said that she and Kailyn were never really friends, that she used to text her but when she started talking to Javi, Kailyn changed her mind about her, which seems fair?

She also adorably wrote that “I look like the crazy one now but just remember I tried to keep it off social media.”

“I can go on forever” — and she very nearly did — “but I guess we will see when that Reunion time comes up and dont walk away like last time.”

A neat threat, but Briana wasn’t done just yet — she also tweeted “SUCK MY DICK,” “U NOT KIM K SO SLOW YOUR ROLL,” and “DONT SIT HERE TRYNA PLAY MIND GAMES WHEN THE REAL REASON WHY WE ARE HERE IS BECAUSE OF U…JAVI.”

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“Attention seeking ass people lol,” she finished, apparently without irony. “I am done.”

And after that, she deleted her entire Twitter account.

What a wild right Briana took us on today … but unfortunately, she was correct in one of her many, many tweets.

She does look like the crazy one.

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Kailyn Lowry: Taking Javi Marroquin Back After He Dumped Briana DeJesus?!

Things have been rough between Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin for a while now.

Pretty much ever since they met.

Sure, they were probably in love or whatever at some point — they did get married and have a baby together, after all — but things have never really been easy between them.

Remember how much they would fight over anything and everything? Literally just any old thing?

It was bad

But although there was a lot of bad blood between them, they managed to put aside their issues last year for the sake of their son, Lincoln.

At some point, it even seemed like they were forming a pretty solid friendship.

Or at least they were before Briana DeJesus came into the picture.

When Javi started dating Briana last fall, his relationship with Kailyn pretty much fell apart. There was drama between the two of them, and between Kailyn and Briana.

Again, it was bad.

Unfortunately — or let’s be real this was probably best for everyone involved — Javi and Briana broke up earlier this month.

It wasn’t a terribly dramatic breakup or anything. The big issues were that he wanted to settle down and get married again, and also that she planned on getting more plastic surgery and he wasn’t cool with it.

But still, they’re no longer together, and so it seems like he and Kailyn are able to tolerate each other once again.

So are they tolerating each other enough to give love one more chance?!

Javi appeared on Kailyn’s podcast this week, and they touched on the subject of a possible reconciliation in the future.

You know, because it worked so well the first time around.

“I just think that there’s a lot of history between us that neither one of us will ever let go,” Javi explained.

“Even if we were to try again in the future it wouldn’t work because I know the type of person I am and the type of person she is. We argue. It just wouldn’t happen.”

It’s interesting because while he admitted that things would never work out between them, he did say “if we were to try again in the future.”

When are these two crazy kids going to get it together?!

Kailyn confirmed that their love just is not meant to be, saying that “Javi argues out of passion. Javi is a habitual arguer and a ‘never letter goer."”

“I couldn’t have said it better,” she told him. “I don’t think we could get back together.”

They both agreed that being on Teen Mom 2 definitely played a hand in the downfall of their marriage, and thankfully Javi admitted that jumping from one Teen Mom to another probably wasn’t the best idea.

“I’m trying to learn from my mistakes and not repeat those mistakes so moving forward, I’m not gonna mix that,” he said.

What, was he thinking about landing another Teen Mom next before he came to this realization? Should Leah Messer be on the lookout?

It actually sounds like he’s still a little hung up on Briana.

“I don’t know what the future holds,” he told Kailyn about his most recent ex. “There is a lot we have to discuss and talk about before we make any other decisions.”

“But if we do get back together, I would hope we can all get along.”

Fat chance, buddy.

“It would never happen,” Kailyn replied. “We would never get along. You allowed her to disrespect me to my face, also on camera, also in text messages.”

“When I said what I had to say in a nice way you defended her and not me. We raise a son together, you don’t raise a son with her.”

There’s that good old bickering we know and love!

Look, is there any real chance that these two will ever get back together?

Yes, honestly. It definitely could happen — there seems to be some unresolved feelings there for sure.

But is there an even bigger chance that they will go back and forth between being friendly and being ridiculously, hilariously petty for the rest of their whole entire lives?

You bet your bottom dollar.

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Briana DeJesus: Javi Marroquin Dumped Me Because of My Plastic Surgery!

Earlier today, we heard some seriously devastating news …

Briana DeJesus and Javi Marroquin had, in all likelihood, broken up.

The news wasn’t devastating because we really loved them as a couple or anything, like we’re not upset because we think true love died along with their relationship.

It’s just sad because they had some of the most interesting, messiest dynamics in the history of Teen Mom couples.

The only reason we even know that Javi exists is because he got with Kailyn Lowry, and with their quick marriage and the birth of Lincoln, he secured himself on Teen Mom 2 for the rest of all time, pretty much.

Briana, meanwhile, went from 16 and Pregnant to Teen Mom 3. That show only lasted for one season, but a few years later she was brought on to join Kailyn, Jenelle, Leah, and Chelsea on their show.

So, OK, when we see footage of Javi next season, will he be on Kailyn’s segments as usual, or will he be featured with Briana? Will it depend on who he’s with?

If Kail and/or Briana get petty and fight on the show — which, let’s be real, you know that’s coming — where will that story go?

And if Briana and Javi really did break up, where do they go from here?

Will Javi try to holler at Leah? Could Briana hit up Jeremy Calvert or Nathan Griffith?

Where does the madness end?!

Anyway, what we’re trying to say is that Javi and Briana have been delightfully ridiculous together, but it looks like that’s all over now.

As we discussed this morning, Javi changed his Facebook relationship status to “single” over the weekend, and he and Briana have both deleted all the pictures of them together off of their social media accounts.

Briana also pulled her classic move of deleting every single one of her tweets, so you know something went down.

Then yesterday, Javi tweeted “Tough weekend. Hope it turns around. Looking forward to training this week. 2 weeks away from our competition.”

Pretty vague, huh?

None of these are good signs.

And now, thanks to statements from both Briana and Javi, we know exactly what happened.

First, to just rip this band-aid off quick, it’s true: Javiana is no more.

In a statement to Radar Online, Javi said “I’m hurting a little right now. I’m upset about it.”

Instead of going into further detail about the reason behind the split, he just said that he was “just going to lay low for a little.”

But you know Briana came through with the details!

“Javi and I are not together anymore,” she began in a statement to Blasting News. “Our future just doesn’t line up.”

“He doesn’t want me to get my surgery for a breast lift, lipo, and tummy tuck (which I’m doing in two weeks) because it’ll look bad on his name at work.”

… Sorry, what?

They broke up because she’s getting some more plastic surgery and he’s not into it?

Well then.

If he can’t support her choices or deal with some criticism about her choices from his coworkers about those choices (???), then the breakup is probably for the best.

Briana added that another issue between them is that she doesn’t want to move to Delaware this summer to be with him, “and for these reasons, he broke up with me.”

“I have no bad things to say about him,” she continued. “He wanted a wife and home right now and I didn’t see a reason to rush.”

“I wish him the best going forward, and I am sad things panned out this way, but this is where things currently stand. Again, we are no longer together.”

So he said that he’s hurting, and she said that he broke up with her but that she has “no bad things to say about him”?

Something tells us that this isn’t truly the end for these two dumb lovebirds …

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