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Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Math. Show all posts
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Saturday, June 10, 2017
Hot Math Teacher Erin McAuliffe Arrested for Having Sex with 3 Male High School Students
Erin McAuliffe — a 25-year-old math teacher — has been arrested for carrying on sexual relationships with 3 male high school students. The charter school teacher at Rocky Mount Preparatory in North Carolina was taken into custody Thursday and…
Hot Math Teacher Erin McAuliffe Arrested for Having Sex with 3 Male High School Students
Erin McAuliffe — a 25-year-old math teacher — has been arrested for carrying on sexual relationships with 3 male high school students. The charter school teacher at Rocky Mount Preparatory in North Carolina was taken into custody Thursday and…
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Riff Raff -- I Hate Math ... 12 - 2 = $69k for My Landlord
Rap genius Riff Raff confused the number 12 with the number 2 — at least according to the landlord who says Mr. Raff came up way short on his rent checks. The rapper’s been ordered to cough up 10 months of unpaid rent plus interest and…
Riff Raff -- I Hate Math ... 12 - 2 = $69k for My Landlord
Rap genius Riff Raff confused the number 12 with the number 2 — at least according to the landlord who says Mr. Raff came up way short on his rent checks. The rapper’s been ordered to cough up 10 months of unpaid rent plus interest and…
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Fourth Grader Schools Teacher"s Math Question With Girl Code
A fourth grader schooled her teacher when answering a math problem using “girl code.”
Maddy Douglas was completing a worksheet for homework when she got to a question about high school dating patterns.
The questions proposed a precarious situation: a group of four boys and a group of four girls go on dates as varying couple combinations.
Maddy was supposed to figure out how many combinations of couples would be possible among the hypothetical group of boys and girls. But Maddy skipped the math portion of the problem and got straight to the moral quandary:
“I can’t answer this problem because my mom says acoording to girl code you shouldn’t date a friends x boyfriend,” Maddy wrote on her worksheet.
Her mom shared a picture of the question on Huffington Post’s Parent’s Facebook page with the hashtag #girlcodetrumpscommoncore.
Maddy’s mom Jenn Douglas was not thrilled about the math problem her daughter was assigned to answer.
“Maddy had never really seen me disgusted in that type of manner,” she told HuffPo. “She could see my disgust and said ‘Didn’t you tell me that you shouldn’t date your friend’s ex-boyfriend?’”
Although Douglas was proud of her daughter’s answer, she was concerned about the appropriateness of the question.
“I consider myself to be a completely open-minded type person and as a single mom, try to teach my children about equality and about different types of people they will encounter,” she stated.
“But my first reaction was it was not an appropriate question for a fourth grader or really any grade,” the mom continued.
Facebook users and her teacher responded well to Maddy’s clever answer when she turned her homework in on Friday.
Douglas told HuffPo, “Her teacher laughed at her answer and told her ‘Good point."”
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Terrence Howard Invents New Kind of Math, Is Probably Insane
If you only know Terrence Howard as Lucious Lyon from Empire or the original Rhodey from the Iron Man franchise, prepare for a bit of a shock:
Howard is an undeniably a talented actor, but he’s also eccentric to the point that might be certifiably insane.
Howard’s female troubles have made tabloid headlines in recent months, beginning with his claim that second wife Michelle Ghent is extorting him with photos of his penis.
As this drama was still unfolding, word came out that Howard was secretly divorcing his third wife, Mira Pak.
But serial divorcers are nothing new in Hollywood. What is new is someone claiming that they’ve discovered that 1 times 1 actually equals 2. Allow T-How to rock your math world:
“This is the last century that our children will ever have been taught that one times one is one,” Howard says.
“They won’t have to grow up in ignorance. Twenty years from now, they’ll know that one times one equals two. We’re about to show a new truth. The true universal math.”
That’s from a Rolling Stone profile of Howard that’s going viral today thanks to the revelation that Howard is way more batsh-t than anyone realized.
Howard explains that he and Pak developed the new system (which he calls “Terryology.” Seriously.) by spending 17 hours a day on a completely nuts-o project that sounds like arts and crafts hour at a pre-school founded by L. Ron Hubbard.
“He began writing down his logic, in a language of his own devising that he calls Terryology,” Rolling Stone writes.
“He wrote forward and backward, with both his right and left hands, sometimes using symbols he made up that look foreign, if not alien, to keep his ideas secret until they could be patented.
“[Howard and Pak] would spend up to 17 hours a day cutting shapes out of the plastic and joining them together into various objects meant to demonstrate not only his one-times-one theory but many others as well.”
It’s worth noting that Howard was fired from the Iron Man sequels because he was just too crazy for Robert Downey Jr.’s taste.
Compared to the revelation that it’s possible for someone to be too crazy for RDJ, this 1×1=2 business actually doesn’t seem so ridiculous.
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