6ix9ine, Cosby, Suge & Manafort Thanksgiving Prison Meals (Mostly) Plain & Dry for Newbies

EXCLUSIVE
The most notorious prisoners behind bars this year will partake in Thanksgiving like the rest of us.
According to prison menus across the country, guys like Tekashi69, Bill Cosby, Suge Knight and Paul Manafort — all of whom left public life in jumpsuits in 2018 for one reason or a...
6ix9ine, Cosby, Suge & Manafort Thanksgiving Prison Meals (Mostly) Plain & Dry for Newbies

6ix9ine, Cosby, Suge & Manafort Thanksgiving Prison Meals (Mostly) Plain & Dry for Newbies

EXCLUSIVE
The most notorious prisoners behind bars this year will partake in Thanksgiving like the rest of us.
According to prison menus across the country, guys like Tekashi69, Bill Cosby, Suge Knight and Paul Manafort — all of whom left public life in jumpsuits in 2018 for one reason or a...
6ix9ine, Cosby, Suge & Manafort Thanksgiving Prison Meals (Mostly) Plain & Dry for Newbies

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27 Times Fortune Cookies Just Plain Failed

Look.

We don"t eat fortune cookies because they taste particularly great.

Heck, sometimes we don"t even eat fortune cookies after opening them.

We really just want to read the message inside of these Chinese food treats, which is what makes the following fortunes so disappointing.

As you"re about to find out, they very clearly failed their excited reader at the time they were perused. Big time.

1. This is Not a Fortune

Unless you’re telling us that we’re about to get attacked by a bear.

2. This IS a Fortune

But it’s also just a way of saying that Chinese food is sort of a rip off.

3. For the Record:

Flying is not simple. And this is not funny!

4. Run Where?!?

Away from a bear, we assume.

5. And If We Don’t?!?

What will you do to us, huh?

6. But It Told Me To Pick Another Cookie

And then I did. And it said this. I am SO confused.

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