Tori Spelling Gets Busted Photoshopping Body Positivity Swimsuit Pic

The acronym SMDH was basically invented for Tori Spelling.

The actress-turned-reality-star-turned-punchline has had the whole world shaking its damn head for at least the past decade, and it doesn’t seem like she’s planning to quit embarrassing herself anytime soon.

As you may already know, Tori welcomed her fifth child recently, and as you can see from the photo above, she’s been proudly flaunting her post-baby bump on social media!

Well, actually, “proud” might be a bit of a strong word, as Tori photoshopped that pic within an inch of its life before she posted it.

“After having my 5th baby I have to admit my body didn’t bounce back the way it did with the first 4!” she captioned the image.

“But I’ve been working at it and eating and playing to live my best life and I feel like it’s showing. Back in a one piece minus the coverup or shorts,” she added.

“[Dean] makes me feel great about myself no matter what weight I’m at. And I’m finally loving seeing my hard work start to pay off! Thanks Body! We got this!”

Yes, the woman uses some top-notch bait when she goes fishing for compliments, but unfortunately for her, the sycophants just weren’t biting today.

Instagram users were quick to point out that the image had been heavily retouched.

And then Tori confirmed their suspicions by deleting the post entirely.

She then called the paparazzi to her house (unless you’re the sort of person who actually believes the paps just show up to Tori Spelling’s backyard on random weekday afternoons) and had them snap photos of her at flattering angles in the same swimsuit.

We suppose the objective was to … prove the haters wrong?

Seems like the best way to do that would’ve been to not delete the original pic.

Some fans have grappled with the issue of whether they should laugh at Tori for this debacle or feel sorry for her.

That’s a question that you’ll have to answer for yourself, but there are a few things to consider while you mull it over:

Tori recently launched a pyramid scheme with the intention of conning her own fans out of their money.

Tori has racked up millions in debt, and those who know her best say she has no intention of paying it back and is still spending compulsively.

Tori might have invented a mistress and pretended her husband had an affair just to make herself more sympathetic for a reality show.

Suddenly the swimsuit situation is seeming pretty damn funny, no?

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Farrah Abraham Named Ambassador for Sexual Positivity (Really)

Teen Mom OG firebrand Farrah Abraham has another impressive professional accomplishment to add to her burgeoning LinkedIn page:

The esteemed title of Ambassador for Sexual Positivity, courtesy of a prestigious organization that knows a thing or two about such things.

Everyone"s favorite reality star, frozen yogurt queen, part-time cam girl and general business mogul is happy to accept this honor, too.

Here"s how she earned it – and what she has to say about being a role model for the best kind of sexual energy (seriously, this is a thing) …

1. Farrah the Ambassador

Farrah Abraham was just granted a prestigious sexual ambassadorship. No greater honor can be bestowed upon a woman of her pedigree. But what the heck does that mean, you’re asking?

2. Putting the MV in MVP

It was announced that the (former?) MTV star has been named an MV Ambassador for adult video site ManyVids, where she will be promoting a platform of sexual positivity.

3. Turning a Negative Into a Positive

This is perhaps Farrah Abraham’s greatest skill as a businesswoman (no offense to her froyo franchises or other endeavors). In response to what she describes as bullying and sex shaming by MTV, which she says “fake fired” her over her sex industry dealings, she’s doubled down and changed the conversation with this esteemed new ambassadorship.

4. Much Love From ManyVids

“ManyVids is inspired by Farrah’s passionate dedication to making sure sex workers are treated with the respect and admiration they deserve,” the company, which describes itself as “the leading online destination for premium, original adult content,” said in a statement.

5. A Friend of Sex Workers

“The motivation behind everything we do is to empower sex workers to become independently successful by giving them the platform to be themselves,” ManyVids continued. “With that in mind, we couldn’t be happier to announce that Farrah Abraham has signed on to become the next MV Ambassador! We’re so thrilled to join forces with such an accomplished public figure who is using her star power to fight back against sex shaming.” You can’t make this stuff up.

6. Empowering Women and Promoting Hot, Consexual Sex

That is Farrah’s mission. “I believe now more than ever that it is the right time to be an MV Ambassador for Sexual Positivity,” Abraham said as part of the announcement. “I feel passionate about empowering men and women to have a healthy consensual sex life. I want to advocate to end sexual harassment.”

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Paris Jackson Promotes Body Positivity with Topless Pic!

Contrary to what certain lyrics or very bitter bloggers might tell you, body-positivity isn’t exclusive to those who qualify as plus sized. People of all shapes and sizes can have insecurities.

Even gorgeous actresses who are also celebrities. Like, say, Paris Jackson.

And while Paris Jackson’s gone topless before, this time she’s doing it to discuss body image and being comfortable with your “flaws.”

Paris Jackson is many things.

She’s a celebrity, being Michael Jackson’s daughter.

She’s a deeply spiritual person, as her social media posts make abundantly clear.

She’s also an actress — her first feature film, Gringo, comes out in 2018!

She’s also a model and absolutely has the body type that you’d expect from that profession.

But just because someone is comfortable enough with their body to hang out topless in the deserts of the American southwest or share otherwise innocuous photos of themselves with their followers that don’t happen to feature a shirt … well, they can still be critical of their bodies.

Paris Jackson hinted at just that with this photo and the accompanying caption:

You might look at this and go: “Wow; she’s beautiful! … What flaw are we supposed to be seeing?”

For that, you need to look to her very assertive caption:

“comfortable in my rolls. f–k wit me.”

Now, any “rolls” that Paris might have would be hidden by her underwear, which appears to be the only article of clothing that she’s wearing.

And it’s pulled up conspicuously in a way that would hide any “rolls.”

But we should all remember that, just as people’s tummies look flatter when a person is laying flat on their back or tightening their abs, just about anyone is going to get some “rolls” when they lean forward while sitting.

Or even just while they sit.

Yes, even super skinny models. It’s part of having a human body.

Even though Paris Jackson is hiding this “flaw,” her bold caption and her willingness to discuss the subject are important.

Remember, many of her fans and followers are teenage girls who are a few years younger than she is. There is no time more full of insecurities for young women than adolescence.

Acknowledging that even she has skin rolls on her tummy when she’s sitting is important to help young women realize that their bodies are totally normal.

Plus size girls have role models, and that’s fantastic. But slender girls — and there are many of them — need to see realistic depictions of women with bodies like theirs.

Just as Paris Jackson flaunts her leg hair as a reminder that shaving isn’t mandatory and that hair is hair, she talks about her tummy and gives people realistic impressions of the human body.

Though nudity is just more comfortable than wearing clothing, Paris often has a purpose to her nudity.

Sometimes, she goes topless to show off a new tattoo and has to go to creative lengths to censor a photo enough to make it appropriate for Instagram.

Other times, well, it’s pretty clear that she was just cuddling with her dog while topless and decided to snap a carefully angled selfie.

But you know what? Paris is living her best life and using her platform to promote body positivity.

She really is such a treasure.

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Ariel Winter Praises Kim Kardashian for "Promoting Body Positivity"

Ariel Winter has a very different opinion of Kim Kardashian than we do.

The Modern Family star was one of the few public voices in support of Kardashian last month after Kim posed naked once again on Instagram and she even gave a shout-out to Kardashian upon recently posing in her bikini.

Now, while most continue to slam Kardashian for talking at length about her need to lose weight, Winter has chimed in with her opposing view.

“I think she’s promoting body positivity,” the actress said on the Australian radio show Kyle and Jackie O Wednesday.

Why does the 18-year old see it this way?

“You know, young girls being able to express that they don’t have a stick-thin body – they’re curvy,” Winter explained.

“And stick-thin bodies are amazing… those girls are amazing too … but I think that everybody’s body would be celebrated no matter what it is and I think that it’s great that she’s so comfortable with herself and that she’s able to post out there what she wants to post and if she wants to post a nude selfie, she can.”

She definitely can, that much we know.

And we’d totally agree with Winter’s assessment, if only Kim didn’t go to every length possible to lose weight and talk about how she needs to lose weight. ASAP!

Kardashian had a chance to be a role model for curvy young women everywhere. 

But she most definitely blew it as soon as she started waist training.

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As for why Winter stood up for Kardashian during her latest naked picture scandal?

“The whole thing that I don’t understand with the stigma these days is there are so many guys that go out there that are so cool with posing nude and doing all these things and they post about it…

“… And then when women do it, we’re really crucified.

“We’re not able to do the exact same thing and I think it’s really upsetting to be in an industry where that’s happening, so I really decided to stand up for her because I thought it was so ridiculous.”

There’s probably some double standard at work here, yes.

But most critics take issue with Kim Kardashian because posing naked (or starring in sex tapes) is the only card she has to play in order to remain relevant. She has no actual talent.

Find us the male equivalent of Kardashian, track down the guy who is only famous because he bares his body on social media, and then we’ll consider this point more.

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