Jennifer Lopez Thinks She"s "Chunky" in This Selfie, Raven-Symone Can"t Even

Jennifer Lopez is the hot cheerleader in high school who complains about being fat while the average Marys clutch their burritos whilst sneering from the sidelines.

The pop singer stopped by The View this morning and really had the ladies there blowing their tops over some comments she made about her own physique.

Referring to some photos J. Lo recently posted, host Sunny Hostin complimented the star’s enviable figure and asked what she does to stay in shape.

Jen examined the pic above and took a shot at self-deprecation.

“I was a little bit on the chunky side there as you can see,” she said.

And with that, Raven-Symone threw her hands in the air and walked away from the table while Whoopi Goldberg got up, opened up her jacket and approached Jennifer.

“Do we need to show you what chunky looks like?” Whoopi asked her. “This is a little bit on the chunky side.”

Jennifer tried to backpedal, but no one was buying it.

“That’s not what I meant,” she said. “I fluctuate. I go up and down like seven or eight pounds all the time.”

“So like when I’m doing the show, I go down and get slim,” she explained. “And then when I stop I’m, like, eating and I get chunky. Not chunky, but you know, I feel it.”

These words prompted Whoopi to stand up and flash once again, as if to say, perhaps you didn’t hear me the first time. 

Jennifer revealed that she does a ton of cardio to prepare for her high-impact show in Las Vegas – the one in which she got so crazy on stage she actually split her pants during a performance.

Luckily, she’s got a nice booty, so at the end of the day, it was kind of a treat.

Raven-Symone Throws Shade at Kendall Jenner on The View

Raven-Symone is not exactly sitting atop the A-list these days, but as someone who"s managed to cling to her spot on Survivor: Roundtable, aka The View, she"s still somewhat relevant.

So for that reason, Raven gets invited to events like Tueday night"s Zoolander 2 premiere.

Raven says she was psyched to attend, but apparently things didn"t go as planned, thanks to the leggiest member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan:

“I understand, like, there’s rise and fall of people’s celebrity. I get it. I definitely respect those who get it,” Raven said, somewhat unconvincingly, on The View today.

“However, I’m doing an interview with someone, and the producer of this show, she goes like this, ‘MOVE! MOVE! GET KENDALL! GET OUT OF THE WAY!’ Excuse me?

"I looked at her and said, ‘I’m sorry, I guess she’s more important than everyone else on the panel.’ That’s fine, but you don’t have to hit me to get somebody else’s interview!

You can say, ‘Excuse me, Kendall Jenner is coming and I need to interview her.’ And I’ll wait, but don’t slap me upside the chest. I got hit twice because this girl came up behind me.”

For starters, can we all take a moment to appreciate how funny it is that Raven is complaining about being shoved out of the way by a model at the Zoolander 2 premiere? Is she certain they weren"t filming a last-minute scene for the movie?

Anyway, we"re not doubting that Kendall"s reps can be rude, and Raven really got hit, that"s flat-out unacceptable.

That said, she"s making it sound like she got flat-out Holly Holm-ed on the red carpet, and we have a hard time believing it was that bad.

For starters, no one else is complaining.

In addition, Raven has a way of completely misreading situations.

Remember when she defended the cop who body-slammed a high school girl in class? We rest our case.

Raven-Symone Sort of Defends Spring Valley Assault Officer

Raven-Symone is in hot water today for comments she made on After the View.

The former actress – who has never met an opinion she did not share – addressed the controversy surrounding a Spring Valley High School student who was violently arrested this week and said the following:

“The girl was told multiple times to get off the phone.

“There’s not right or reason, for him to be doing this type of harm. That’s ridiculous. But at the same time, you gotta follow the rules in school. First of all, why are there cell phones in school?

“This shouldn’t even be a problem to begin with, and he shouldn’t have been acting like that on top of it.”

Why is Raven-Symone receiving backlash for these comments?

Just watch the video of the incident in question and it should be easy to understand:

Officer Violently Arrests Student in Classroom, Celebrities React

Perhaps the student should not have been on her phone.

And perhaps the school ought to change its cell phone policy in general.

But these are separate points.

The young woman could have broken a rule and still not have deserved THAT. Because THAT was utterly insane and ridiculous and uncalled for.

Spring Valley High School resource officer Ben Fields slammed an African-American student on the ground and dragged her across the room.

Not because his life was in danger or because the student was exhibiting any sort of physical threat toward anyone.

But because she was on her phone?!? Come on, Raven-Symone. You’re smarter than this.