Showing posts with label Samberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Samberg. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2015

Andy Samberg Hosts the Emmys: His Best Jokes!


We"ve already covered the 2015 Emmy Awards winners.


We"ve also recounted the most memorable moments and the fashion hits/misses.


So, what"s left? A critique of the host, of course. Here"s a look at Andy Samberg"s best quotes, jabs and zingers:




1. A Strong Opening:


A strong opening

“Justin Timberlake is not coming,” Samberg said right off the bat, likely letting millions of people down but also acknowleding the popularity of his good friend and frequent collaborator.



2. A Dirty Impression:


A dirty impression

Just Google “Girls” and “Allison Williams” and “ass eating” if you don’t get this joke. Maybe don’t do so in front of your boss.



3. On Shows That Went Off the Air This Year:


On shows that went off the air this year

“And we also said goodbye to True Detective even though it’s still on the air.” ZING! (Also: true!)



4. On the Futuristic Set:


On the futuristic set

“Not totally sure whether to host the show or get the Sports Almanac back from Biff.” That’s a Back to the Future joke, kids.



5. Oh, He Went There!


Oh he went there

“I have to say, I’m so honored to join the proud ranks of past Emmy hosts. Incredible, legendary people like Robert Blake and Bill Cosby . . . oh no, I gotta get outta here.” We have nothing to add to this.



6. What a Hamm


What a hamm

We’ll see Jon Hamm again, Samberg assured us, prefacing this joke with a reference to Better Call Saul: “I’m sure Jon will be nominated for the upcoming prequel, Dick Whitman, Horny Hobo.”


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Sunday, September 20, 2015

Andy Samberg Opens The 2015 Emmy Awards With Music And Plenty Of Laughs With Jokes About Donald Trump, Paula Deen, And MORE!

Well that was certainly a mouthful!


Andy Samberg is hosting the 2015 Emmys, which means things got started off with PLENTY of laughs as he named as many shows as he possibly could with a hilarious musical number!


The SNL alum then went on to talk about the diversity amongst all of the candidates, which naturally led him to make a couple of jokes at Donald Trump and Paula Deen‘s expense!


But then things got a bit heated as Andy brought up his beef with fellow comedian Amy Poehler! Who knew they were even feuding??? LOLz!


Ch-ch-check out the hilarious opening (above)!

Emmys Host Andy Samberg Just Gave Everyone FREE HBO!

It turns out the winners of the 2015 Emmys were, well, all of us!


That’s because host Andy Samberg gave out a free login to HBO Now!


We figured when he gave out his personal username (KhaleesiFan3@EmmyHost.com) and password (password1) that the Brooklyn Nine Nine star was joking.


Video: Andy Opens The Emmys With Jokes About Donald Trump, Paula Deen, And MORE!


But then we tried it and it totally works! So everyone will go watch 7 Days In Hell, we guess…


Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to find out the full login and try it for yourself!