Tyga’s either A) Over Kylie B) Jealous another dude knocked her up or C) In massive denial. We got Kylie’s ex Friday on Rodeo Drive when our photog fired a slew of questions in his direction, all about the story TMZ broke earlier in the day…
Saturday, September 23, 2017
Friday, September 15, 2017
Farrah Abraham"s Mom Slams New Sex Tape: I"m Speechless!
So, despite what sounded a lot like denials that she was planning anything of the sort, Farrah Abraham went topless and masturbated on camera.
Her camshow wasn’t really a surprise to us, since we’d told you that it was reportedly in the works.
But her mother, Debra Danielsen, says that she was shocked by it.
When we say “despite what sounded like denials,” we’re perhaps being overly delicate.
Just a couple of days ago, Farrah Abraham straight-up denied having a new sex tape in the works.
She’s famously done porn before, so maybe she was just reiterating that she wasn’t going to bang a guy on camera.
Or maybe Farrah was quibbling over the differences between a livestream and a “tape.”
(Not that cameras have tape anymore, but that’s another story)
During the video, Farrah bared her breasts and, after showing off a vibrator that she says that she likes, began using it on her genitals for the benefit of the viewers.
Eventually, the livestream hit paywall.
Quite a few viewers — like, more than you’d think — were willing ot cough up $ 20 to keep on watching, even though there are countless terrabytes of completely free porn floating about on the interwebs.
Not only was viewership more than we might have expected, but it looks like it was more than CamSoda had anticipated.
Because the site apparently crashed twice from high traffic.
What a world.
In an interview with RadarOnline, Farrah Abraham’s mother, Debra Danielsen, says that she was dismayed at the news of Farrah’s webshow.
She’s been trying to improve her relationship with Farrah, but it looks like she just couldn’t help but admit how she really felt.
“I had no clue about it. I’m speechless. I know my daughter has been trying to change her image. She’s been doing professional things.”
Well, being a camgirl is a “professional thing,” from a certain point of view.
It sounds like Debra worried that she’d said too much, because she quickly pivoted to Farrah and Farrah’s daughter, Sophia.
“They’re my world, I really feel everyone has things in their life they have to deal with.”
That’s true enough.
“My goal is to be close with my family and to love them. I want them to help me and I want to help them.”
Maybe giving out interviews about how shocked you are isn’t the best way to do that, Debra.
To say that Farrah Abraham and Debra Danielsen have had a “rocky” relationship is an understatement.
Farrah has spoken out in the past about suffering abuse as a child.
And then there was the 2010 incident in which Farrah says that her mother beat her bloody, and that the injuries inflicted upon Farrah were so severe that Farrah describes one officer as having pointed a gun at Debra’s head to prevent further violence.
Awful, frightening stuff.
Don’t get us wrong, Farrah is a generally ridiculous human being and can be annoying and outright racist.
But absolutely no one deserves to be the victim of a domestic assault.
Least of all at the hands of their parent.
To be honest, we can’t wrap our heads around why Farrah would seek to reconnect with her mother, but they’ve taken what we’d characterize as baby-steps towards reconciliation.
We have to wonder why Farrah chose to do this.
Money, obviously.
We’d never shame her or anyone else for doing a camshow.
Voluntary sex work — whether you’re stripping, camming, or a straight-up escort — should never be shameful. It’s honest work and sex workers deserve respect and support.
In Farrah’s case, we wonder if there was an ulterior motive.
It was only a few months ago that Farrah Abraham’s racist tirade was caught on camera, earning her the ire of other TV personalities.
(And also just of anyone who isn’t a big fan of racism)
It’s true that Farrah hasn’t been doing a lot of sex-related stuff lately, but maybe she set this up to try to pivot her image.
Better to be seen as sexy than racist, after all.
Thursday, September 24, 2015
Kylie Jenner Buys $70,000 Car For Bestie"s 18th Birthday — And Leaves Us Speechless With Her Custom Birthday Cake Featuring The N-Word
Um, how do we sign up to be one of Kylie Jenner‘s besties??
The reality TV star welcomed BFF Jordyn Woods to the 18-year-old club on Wednesday by gifting her with a brand-new black convertible Mercedes Benz!
Related: 18 Things Kylie Jenner Can Do Now That She’s 18!
Dang, Kylizzle! You shouldn’t have!
Both of the now-legal teens took to Instagram to show off the new whip — est. cost $ 70,000. See the pics (below)!
😊 happy birthday jordyn. Thank you for being you. Most down to earth selfless human being! I hope you enjoy it 🚗😘A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 23, 2015 at 9:21pm PDT
There’s no words to describe how I feel.. I just don’t know what I did to deserve this. I can never thank @kyliejenner for motivating me to always do my best and always opening up new opportunities. Do good and good things will happen. Blessed and grateful always. Love you and thank you again to everyone who made me feel special on this 18th year. Finally 🚗💨A photo posted by @jordynwoods on Sep 23, 2015 at 9:36pm PDT
Guess new cars are standard when you turn 18! *cough* Tyga *cough*
As if the new ride wasn’t enough, Kris Jenner‘s baby girl also invited celebrity nail artist Britney Tokyo to her house for some custom claws!
Thank you @britneytokyo for coming to the house today to do our nails for Jordyns birthday! I love my Barbie nails 😊A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 23, 2015 at 4:27pm PDT
But then… things took a turn. Kylie and pals presented her friend with a cake that read: “Happy Birthday N*gga.”
😊A photo posted by @jordynwoods on Sep 23, 2015 at 11:50am PDT
Uhhh. We’re left scratching our heads.
What do U think, Perezcious readers?? SOUND OFF in the comments (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]