Showing posts with label Spell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Spell. Show all posts

Monday, August 21, 2017

Donald Trump Can"t Spell, Twitter Gives Him "Heel"


Donald Trump has done it, folks.


Brought the country together and acted like a rational human who actually cares about the citizens of America? HA! No.


Instead, Trump has somehow his Covfefe disaster on Twitter by misspelling the word "heal." Twice.


How did this error come about? And how did Twitter react to the mistake? Scroll down to find out!




1. The First Try:


The first try

Trump wrote this Tweet after initially slamming the protestors who stood against neo-Nazis in Boston as “anti-police agitators.” For the record, this is not how to spell the type of “heal” he meant.



2. The Second Try:


The second try

Nope, same word. Same misspelling.



3. The Third Try:


The third try

Look at that! It was the charm!



4. Remeber When He Said This?


Remeber when he said this

He really did.



5. Help from Merriam-Webster


Help from merriam webster

The folks behind the dictionary offered some assistance to the President.



6. Sir… Sir… SIR!


Sir sir sir

Just give me your phone, okay?


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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Ariel Winter Celebrates Harry Potter"s Birthday By Casting Boob Spell on Instagram

Well, she may not have gone to Hogwarts, but Ariel Winter has definitely mastered the ginormous mammarius spell.



The Modern Family actress posted the above pic to celebrate the 36th birthday of the Boy Who Lived himself, Harry Potter.


If you’re one of those Millennials who totes thought of Potter as your bestie growing up, and you’re confused by the fact that he’s several years older than you are, don’t worry; there’s an explanation.


You see, J.K. Rowling set the main action of the story a few years ahead of when the books were published, a fact she hinted at with minor Muggle period details, like Dudley’s videogame console.


Anyway, we really feel like we lost sight of what we should be focusing on here which is, of course, Ariel Winter’s boobs.


Is this her most revealing pic to date?


Far from it. 


Ariel’s bikini pics are the stuff of Internet legend, and by the standards she’s been setting lately, this is actually pretty tame.


In fact, ever since Ariel became single again, her posts have been even more on point than usual.


And judging by the comments she’s as popular with the ladies as she is with the fellas.


“How do you get your boobs to look great in everything!?! I need to know your secrets!!! Please!” wrote one user.


We think we know the answer to that, @eeeegiiap: Magic!


Seriously, though, it’s good to know that Ariel is a fantasy nerd.


If she ever decides to get into the celebrity sex tape game maybe she could use some sort of Game of Thrones reference for the title.


Yeah, we don’t feel great about that joke, but we’re just gonna go ahead and leave it.


Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Kim Kardashian to Twitter Hater: Learn How to F--king Spell!

According to rumors, Kim Kardashian is in hiding until she loses the baby weight.  But that certainly doesn’t mean she is in hiding from her social media followers!


On Sunday, December 13, Kim Kardashian’s daughter North West posted her first tweet.  The two-year-old daughter of Kim and Kanye West tweeted “jhjhh’/”  to her mom’s account.



Although the Kardashians deserve most of the criticism they receive, on Twitter user went so far as to make fun of little North’s tweet.


“They learn how to use cellphones now before they can ever wipe there butt,” a critic using the name IsItCrystal tweeted.


It didn’t take long for Kim to defend her daughter.  One day later, on Monday, December 14, Kim responded to the critic by offering a little grammar lesson:


The 35-year-old mom of two wrote, “@isitcystal well at least North will know how to f–king spell you’re and their.”


It’s all fun and games until Kim Kardashian embarrasses you in front of the world.  After Kim responded, IsItCrystal deleted her tweet.


Kim claims this isn’t the first time little North has posted on social media.  Last month, the 2-year-old was playing with her mom’s phone and accidentally shared an old photo on Instagram of Kim in a bikini.


“No one believed me, but I swear North posted this,” Kim later wrote on her website. “She’s always following and unfollowing people on Twitter! I deleted it and then put it back up because why not, haha!!!”


Like mother like daughter.


Sunday, September 13, 2015

Chris Brown -- A Little Hair, A Little Urine Could Spell Trouble in Custody Fight

Z STAFF


EXCLUSIVE

0911_chris_brown_NIA-GUZMANChris Brown won a big victory in custody court Friday, but it could get derailed because of an on-the-spot drug test.


TMZ broke the story, Chris got temporary joint custody of Royalty, where he and baby mama Nia Guzman rotate every 4 days.  


Sources close to Nia tell TMZ, something else happened in court. Her lawyer asked the judge to force Chris to submit hair and urine samples for drug tests, and the judge ordered Chris to ante up on the spot.


The judge didn’t say what he would do if the tests came back positive for drugs … it would obviously depend in part what type of drugs, if any, were present in his system.


Our Nia sources also say Chris’ custody win had strings attached … his mom must be present when he has physical custody of his 1-year-old.


We’re told in 12 days Chris and Nia must go into mediation to hopefully agree on a long-term custody and support agreement. If they can’t, the 4-day rotation will continue and a full-blown trial will be scheduled.