Showing posts with label Fking. Show all posts
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Monday, October 8, 2018

Conor McGregor"s Teammate Called Khabib, "F**king Muslim Rat"

Conor McGregor’s teammate, Dillon Danis, called Khabib Nurmagomedov a “f**king Muslim rat” during the main event at UFC 229 — and that’s what set him off … a ringside witness tells TMZ Sports.  We spoke with a fan who was sitting in…


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Friday, August 31, 2018

Ariana Grande: My First Kiss With Pete Davidson Was So F--king Epic!

Pete Davidson has been pretty blunt about how he’s always horny for Ariana Grande. But there’s more to these two than sexual chemistry and a major height difference.


Now, Ariana is speaking about their first kiss, and sharing some surprising details.



More than once, Ariana has destroyed claims that she cheated on Mac Miller. To those conspiracy theorists, she and Pete secretly hooked up years ago.


In real life, though, Ariana’s relationship with Pete began in late May — and now, speaking on Nicki MInaj’s Queen Radio, Ariana describes their first kiss.


“It was sick,” Ariana gushes. “It was so dope!”


Ariana gives a little more detail about the kiss, and even before their lips touched, she says, “It was so cute.”


She reveals: “He asked me for permission to kiss me!”



Asking for consent before your first kiss is not only cute, it’s a good sign. What’s the opposite of a red flag when it comes to dating?


“It’s kind of complicated,” Ariana says. “Because it wasn’t too naughty of a kiss.”


Naughty kiss sounds like a goofy British euphamism akin to sweep the special chimney, but clearly she just means that it was an emotionally charged but relatively chaste kiss.


Ariana then struggles to describe the passion between them, saying: “But it was like … there was so much … in there, you know?”


Go ahead, get all of the jokes about Ariana’s phrasing here and Pete Davidson’s impressive dong out of your system. We’ll wait.



Ariana meant that there was so much emotional significance in their kiss.


“It was really sweet,” Ariana continues to gush.


She says that, lack of naughtiness aside, it was a huge turn-on.


“But,” Ariana dishes. “It was also really sexy.”


Though a lot of people have wanted to keep seeing Ariana as young and innocent, she’s been a grown woman for years, even if she’s still the height of a fourth grader.


Ariana has made very adult nature very, very clear in her music, interviews, and music videos.



Ariana also shares that, kissing aside, she loves her engagement to Pete.


“We have a lot of fun,” she shares.


The two of them just click with each other and have similar sense of humor on top of all of that infamous sexual chemistry.


“He’s like my best friend …” Ariana affirms.


In terms of their overall relationship, which is still just a few months old, she reveals: “it gets better every day.”



Ariana continues to gush about Pete, saying that they seem to mirror each other.


“We’re the boy-girl version of each other,” Ariana explains.


Of course, physically speaking, they’re more like fun house mirror versions of each other.


Ariana resorts to hyperbole, saying: “He’s, like, 70 feet tall, and I’m 4 inches tall!”


That’s not the literal case, of course, but Pete does have a good 15 inchest on Ariana’s 5-foot-0. And that’s not counting his penis.


There is statistical evidence that suggests that their height difference might help Pete and Ariana’s relationship last.



If we had to guess, we’d say that this famous first kiss took place on, like, May 20th at the Billboard Music Awards, or within the next few days.


Maybe, like, the day before. But we wouldn’t be surprised if that kiss took place backstage.


Good for Ariana and for Pete for living their best and sexiest lives.


We really are rooting for them, as individuals but also as a couple.



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Monday, March 12, 2018

Seahawks Players Harassed Over Anthem Protest, "Get Off Your F**king Knees"

Two Seattle Seahawks players were verbally accosted at the team practice facility — when a pissed off woman in a truck started yelling at them to “get off your f**king knees” and stop protesting the flag. Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson…


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Tuesday, March 6, 2018

The Bachelor Finale Recap: Are You F--king Kidding Me?!

Whether you hate him or really hate him, Arie Luyendyk Jr. will go down in The Bachelor history books after this epic three-hour finale.


Who did he choose, Becca Kufrin or Lauren Burnham … and what happened after that? Were The Bachelor spoilers correct all along?



Before we could find out if said Bachelor spoilers were on point, the remaining two ladies got to meet Arie’s family, seeking their approval.


Lauren Burnham hit it off with the Luyendyks, while Becca Kufrin seemed more shaken by the high stakes as decision day drew near.


Yet Arie’s family eventually gravitated toward Becca as the woman they saw a future with for their son. And Luyendyk seemed to agree.


As both ladies prepared for their last dates of the season, he seemed like he had made up his mind, but this is Arie we’re talking about.


Lauren went from long shot to even money, overnight.



After she finally opened up to him and talked about a future together that he envisioned in much the same way, Lauren turned a corner.


Arie was clearly infatuated with the 25-year-old all season long, but wondered if she would truly become vulnerable and let him in.


It wasn’t until this date that she did, and it made him question everything. Finally, he could picture himself spending a lifetime with her.


BUT … then it was time for Becca’s final date, and well, she’s the same, pretty, funny, smart, authentic girl next door she’s always been.


She got the nod … and the final rose, and the ring.



Prior to his proposal to the 27-year-old Becca, of course, Arie had to break up with Lauren, who was expecting a proposal herself.


Suffice it to say, she did not receive this well. 


Apparently, neither did he … because he remained obsessed with Lauren, around the clock. This was after his engagement to Becca.


As weeks went by after he popped the question, Arie’s thoughts turned to Lauren, not the girl he’d gotten down on one knee for.


Becca was absolutely over the moon at the final rose ceremony, and afterward. But his heart was elsewhere, and he knew it.



He made a mistake, he told the cameras, and as painful as it is to admit it, he has to follow his heart and end the engagement.


So it was time to blindside Becca … on TV.


In a hilariously overhyped yet nevertheless gripping sequence, producers filmed the breakup and aired it, unedited, in a split screen.


The footage was as raw and uncut as The Bachelor – or any reality show – has ever aired, and Becca’s pain was devastating to witness.


Arie tried to let her down gently, but there was no chance of that. The f-bombs flew. The tears flowed. The awkward silences lingered.



Caroline Lunny’s comment on last week’s “Women Tell All” special that she “knows what Arie did” sure makes a lot more sense now.


So does the odd emphasis on Arie falling in love with two women, and ABC’s relentless promotion of this historic, unexpected event.


It was nothing short of savage. Brutal.


Seeing this story play out in real time was unlike anything we can compare it to – Chris Harrison was right about that – and it didn’t end there.


There are two more hours to go, and we’ve yet to hear from the beautiful woman Arie couldn’t get out of his mind, Lauren herself.


Stay tuned.



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Friday, February 16, 2018

Amber Portwood Freaks Out: Do I LOOK F--king High?!

Amber Portwood may have moved on in real life, but on reality TV time, she"s still on Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Family Edition.


In fact, she"s still having to shoot down claims that her baby is Matt Baier"s. But she"s accused of more than that.


As you"ll see in the Marriage Boot Camp teaser video below, Amber Portwood is accused of being high — and she freaks right out.


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This season of Marriage Boot Camp Reality Stars: Family Edition, a show that continues to have one heck of a title, got a little unplanned publicity.


Why? Because of Amber Portwood.


Everyone on the show has some degree of name recognition — I mean, Brandi Glanville"s there wearing stars over her nipples (also in the video).


But Amber Portwood wasn"t what you"d call a "happy camper" … in that the marriage (it was actually an engagement) that she was supposed to be boot camping ended.


It wasn"t just that the relationship ended at camp. Amber also found someone new … while she was there.


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Andrew Glennon may have seemed like he just popped into existence out of nowhere. To many fans, anyway.


In reality, Andrew actually worked on the show — on Marriage Boot Camp — and he gave Amber Portwood a shoulder to cry on behind the scenes.


He apparently gave her some other body parts on which to do other things, however.


Because Amber Portwood is pregnant with her second child.


And, though the rumor mill continues to suggest that the baby might be Matt Baier"s (and we get it — the timing is really close), Andrew Glennon is the father and they"re both excited about this new chapter in their lives.


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But we"re getting ahead of ourselves.


Right now, in reality television time, Amber is still struggling through her relationship with Matt. We all know that it"s doomed to fail now and, quite frankly, most people have known that since they started dating.


But it isn"t her various issus with Matt that"s giving Amber pauses in this video below.


Instead, she gets accused of being high — as in, you know, high on drugs.


And though it"s an accusation that she herself has also made (within the same teaser video), Amber Portwood absolutely freaks out.


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Various reality stars on the show are arranged in a deeply demeaning "classroom" set-up.


(We"re not saying that a show like this can"t possibly help anyone, but the theatrics for the sake of entertainment value can be deeply insulting, and may even be designed to push them to their limits while the cameras are rolling)


Upon hearing the suggestion that she is "still high from two shows ago," Amber Portwood stands up, furious.


"Do I look f–kin" high?!" she exclaims, furious.


The tension is palpable.


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It"s no secret that Amber Portwood has struggled with drugs in the past. She has a scary history with addiction.


That may be the cause of her ire — for an addict to be accused of being on drugs is a much bigger deal than it would be for someone else, who might merely shrug off the intended insult.


Of course, we see Amber respond to multiple things this way — again, just within this very short teaser video.


So part of that is just … Amber being Amber.


But clearly there are parts of Amber that we"re not seeing, because this is the same show where Andrew Glennon fell in love with her.


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Monday, January 29, 2018

The Bachelor Sneak Peek: I"m F--king Done!

The Bachelor has narrowed the field to 12 women after four episodes, and some of the surviving dozen are cracking under the pressure.


With an epic twist still to come (according to The Bachelor spoilers), you can cut the tension with a knife on the ABC hit lately.



According to the network"s official synopsis, Chelsea (above) receives the first one-on-one date this evening in Ft. Lauderdale.


A luxury yacht awaits, but will her suspect past doom her chances of walking back onto shore with a rose and continuing her journey?


Meanwhile, eleven women split into two teams for a day of competitive bowling – and a private after-party awaiting the champion.


Chelsea Roy, as we know, is a single mother who has told Arie Luyendyk Jr. about her son. That part shouldn"t faze him at all.


However, during dinner, she"ll share an emotional story with Arie about her past that might change the equation quite a bit.



The other one-on-one date goes to Tia Booth – a major contender, Bachelor spoiler insiders maintain – at the Sawtooth Park Reserve.


There, in the Florida swamps, she too reveals something daunting about her past which could torpedo the duo"s romance right there.


Later, the women decide to confront one of the women about her behavior at the cocktail party. It"s a pretty easy guess who.


Krystal Nielson reportedly boycotts the cocktail party in favor of "throwing a fit in her room," which doesn"t go over too well. 


Arie spoke to Krystal about her struggles last week, during which we learned that she"s insecure and feeling bullied on set.



We"ll see if she survives another week. 


Ditto Arie"s youngest competitor. Last week, we learned that Bekah is so damn young, Arie thought about ending it right there.


He didn"t, but the age factor isn"t going away, and you can bet that she will be among those particularly on edge this evening.


With three more women set to go home, and a trip to Paris on the line following this rose ceremony, there"s no room for error.


Check out a sneak preview of this evening"s show below for a glimpse of some of the fireworks that await Bachelor Nation:


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Friday, November 10, 2017

Khloe Kardashian: Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are F--king SICK!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick don"t have the healthiest relationship.


In other news, water is wet, Mondays suck, and Donald Trump is going to kill us all.



It"s been over two years now since Kourtney broke up with Scott, and things are still so very, very weird between them.


They still talk and hang out quite a bit, which makes sense — they share three children, after all, and the Kardashians are really the only family Scott has these days.


But it"s clear that they still have some kind of feelings for each other, feelings that they haven"t properly dealt with.


And those feelings have Khloe Kardashian feeling some type of way in this sneak peek for the new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.


In the clip, Scott is still hurt about Khloe"s surprise party — the one he was invited to before Kourtney rescinded the invitation.



You remember — in another sneak peek, Scott accused Kourtney of being "fake" for the way she behaved about the party.


"I just feel like you love that you"re able to hold this over me," Scott tells her in the new clip. "And that"s like your control factor."


"And I just feel like you think you can go out and do whatever you want and purposely try to hurt me and still get invited to everything," she replies.


He tells her that maybe he doesn"t do the things he does because he hates her — maybe he does them because he still loves her and is just trying to be spiteful.


Which … isn"t a great way to do things. Khloe speaks for us all when she gave the KUWTK cameras this iconic look:



Scott goes on to tell Kourtney that he knows he doesn"t do the right thing, but that when it comes to Khloe"s party, it wasn"t about him or her, it was about Khloe.


And Khloe, who was there for all of this, by the way, to try and help them work out this current issue, describes the Skourt back-and-forth as "the longest Ferris wheel of all time."


"We gotta get off the ride at some point and get on a new one," she tells them. "It"s the same old story over and over and over again."


In his own defense — and in the most obvious statement of all time — Scott says "I"m not able to handle everything that well."


He says that he"d like to be a better person, but it"s "not the simplest thing," and Kourtney tells him that he already knows what he needs to do to be a better person, so, you know, maybe just start there.



"You really don"t know what you should be doing?" she asks him incredulously. "You"re going to tell me that? You"re one of the smartest people I"ve met."


At the compliment, Scott goes "Aww, wanna make out?", and she laughs.


That"s when Khloe"s had enough.


She tells them that they"re "so f-cking dysfunctional" and "f-cking nuts," which seems like a fair assessment.


Especially since after having that big argument, they leave together, hand in hand, to get mani-pedis together.


Watch the madness in the video below:


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Monday, November 6, 2017

Yasiel Puig: "I Have Too Much F**king Money" to Worry About Burglary

Yasiel Puig doesn’t give a single damn about his L.A. home being burglarized last week — telling TMZ Sports, “I have too much f**king money in my life.” Puig was leaving the Lakers game at Staples Center on Sunday when he opened up about the home…


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Thursday, October 26, 2017

Dana White Says Gym Guy Suing Michael Bisping Is a "F**king P***y"

Dana White absolutely UNLEASHED on the guy suing Michael Bisping for allegedly attacking him at the gym … saying the dude is a “f**king p**sy” who talked trash and couldn’t back it up. The UFC honcho still hasn’t talked to Bisping about the…


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Friday, October 20, 2017

Dodgers" Kike" Hernandez: "We Got 4 F**king Games to Go!"

After smashing 3 home runs and clinching the National League pennant — Dodgers hero Kike’ Hernandez had a message for his team … WE AIN’T DONE YET!! Hernandez gave the victory speech in the locker room after the Dodgers punched their ticket to…


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Dodgers" Kike" Hernandez: "We Got 4 F**king Games to Go!"

After smashing 3 home runs and clinching the National League pennant — Dodgers hero Kike’ Hernandez had a message for his team … WE AIN’T DONE YET!! Hernandez gave the victory speech in the locker room after the Dodgers punched their ticket to…


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Friday, September 22, 2017

Chad Ochocinco: New ZO2s Are "F**king Dope," Excited To Get Mine!

LaVar Ball is getting serious props from Chad Ochocinco — who says the remixed $ 495-per-pair ZO2 shoes are “f*cking dope” and he can’t wait to get his.  LaVar officially 86’d the original design for Lonzo Ball’s signature Big Baller Brand shoe…


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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

NFL"s Michael Bennett: Cop Threatened to "Blow My F**king Head Off"

Seattle Seahawks superstar Michael Bennett says a police officer threatened to “blow my f*cking head off” during a heated incident in Vegas on the weekend of the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight.  Bennett says he was heading back to his hotel room…


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Monday, August 28, 2017

Briana DeJesus: My Baby Dady is Such a F--king Deadbeat!!!

Briana DeJesus … well, she makes some questionable choices, we"ll just say that.


Of course, she is on Teen Mom, so making questionable choices is essentially a requirement for every cast member.



But still, some of the things she does are just painfully dumb.


Take, for instance, the situation surrounding her pregnancy with her second child, little baby Stella.


On this current season of Teen Mom 2, we see Briana get knocked up by some guy named Luis — who, by the way, isn"t only "some guy" to us, but to her as well.


Considering she only knew him for about two seconds before he impregnated her and all.


Now, this girl was on 16 and Pregnant, she knows what can happen when you have unprotected sex, but still, even though she already has a five-year-old daughter she struggles to care for, she got pregnant again.


And, as we"ve been seeing, this isn"t the happiest pregnancy that ever was.



She"s been strongly considering placing the new baby for adoption, in part because Luis won"t prove that he"s ready to be a father.


That"s another questionable choice, too, because you know that little girl can look back at these episodes and get emotionally scarred one day, but that"s a topic for another time.


To break it down, Luis is already a deadbeat dad, and Briana isn"t having it.


We see more of that dynamic in this new sneak peek for tonight"s episode!


In the clip, Briana is leaving a doctor"s appointment, and she calls up a friend so she can rant about it.


She tells the friend that Luis came to her appointment, and that he told her that he"s looking for a place to live "on the east side," which is apparently very bad.



Mostly because the east side of her city is pretty far away from her home.


"That"s not gonna work for me!" she complains. "Like, he said it from the beginning, "I"m gonna move closer to you.""


"OK, then at least in my head I"m thinking "All right, if we"re gonna co-parent at least he"s gonna be close to help me out," but if you"re f-cking 30 minutes away …"


Her friend said that she bets he"s going to he"s going to use the distance as a way to get out of being there for Briana and their baby.


Which, as Briana points out, is the same thing that happened with the father of her first child, Devoin.


Finally, she says that she needs to sit Luis down and tell him that he needs to get "your own f-cking car seat, you need to get your own f-cking carriage, you need to get your own f-cking crib, you need to get your own f-cking everything."


Sounds like the start of a beautiful co-parenting relationship!


Watch Briana go off in the video below:


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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Teen Mom OG Recap: I"m Done With Her F--king Psycho Ass!

This week on Teen Mom OG, the drama continued for MTV’s fab four, perhaps most notably for Amber Portwood and fiance Matt Baier.


Her fiance for the moment, we should say.



On Teen Mom OG Season 4 Episode 8, signs of strain in Amber’s relationship with fiancé Matt boiled over during a trip to Las Vegas.


Mamber went with their friends, Wayne and Annette, with the intent of helping them find a wedding venue for their upcoming nuptials.


You may recall the rumors swirling during that trip about Matt Baier and Amber Portwood eloping in Vegas that very same weekend.


Well, it turns out that was pretty close to being true.


Portwood asked Annette, who had been with Wayne for 32 (!) years, for advice on how to make such a long-lasting relationship work.


“I’ve been through so much s–t with him,” said Amber, with this clearly weighing on her. “It would blow your mind. It’s hard to just forget things.”


“I can forgive things [more] easily than I can forget.”



The term “baggage” doesn’t begin to cover it with Matt, who made this even weirder when he asked if she would ELOPE RIGHT THERE.


“I’m not doing it without [Leah]. She’s 8,” Ambs said.


“I’m not doing it without her.”


Matt then pushed her.


“Let’s just f–king do it,” Baier said, at which point Amber called her brother, Shawn, to run the idea by him. Shawn’s take? “Not cool.”


Fair, but somehow, to Matt, this was tantamount to a major rejection and he pulled a total 180, venting to a producer, “I will not marry her.”


“I will not marry her now, ever. I will make that statement. She wants to marry her brother. That’s who she wants to marry. F–k her.”


“She just humiliated me on TV.”


“I’m done. Done!”



He’s not quite done, of course, as they talked about this incident later, on camera, with the father of eight telling his fiancee:


“I forgive you for humiliating me now on TV.”


Amber feels like they are “already married,” to which the Teen Mom superfan responded, “We must be married. I already don’t like you.”


Wow. And it gets better. Matt, still feeling spurned, actually approached a producer in a bid to KEEP THIS PLOT LINE FROM AIRING!


The producer said it wasn’t their call, to which Matt said, “I will fake this the rest of the day but I am done with her f–king psycho ass.”


Seconds later, he leaned in for a kiss.


“I love you,” he told Amber Portwood.


This guy is bad, bad news, right?



In other news that pales in comparison to the drama in Vegas, Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra worked on their fashion line, Tierra Reign.


“I want stuff that, like, looks sweet,” he said, and like magic, a brand was born. Butch even watched Nova while they took a big meeting.


“I’m watching Nova again?” Butch joked, seemingly anticipating the comments on Twitter. “You sure? ‘Cause I just got back from parole.”


Over in the mercurial world of Farrah Abraham, she and her mother Debra Danielsen headed out to L.A. for some hypnotherapy.


You can’t make this stuff up … except that someone probably did, because the whole things comes off as hilariously contrived nonsense.


In any case, Kevin Stone tried to help them hash things out as Farrah and Debra admitted they needed help with relationships.



After waking up from a trance, an uncharacteristically happy Farrah said she has “come to realize I need to start dating other guys.”


Then she met up with … Simon Saran.


Sticking to her guns, she told her on-off lover, “I think we should be friends.” And like for real. “Like, not friends with benefits.”


Simon agreed but wiped away a tear of disappointment. The thought of losing “benefits” with Farrah Abraham must cut deep.


Finally, Maci Bookout received a shocking text from a friend about Ryan Edwards, the long-troubled father of her son Bentley.


About what? Maci said, “I got some information about Ryan and certain things he’s doing and stuff that aren’t very good at all.”



“I’m not gonna go into specifics,” she said, but in Bookout’s view, this was crisis material. “It’s like scary stuff. Really scary stuff.”


Maci wouldn’t tell producers, but added, “People are gonna be like, ‘Oh he’s doing drugs.’ I did not know the severity of what is going on.”


Is Ryan Edwards on drugs?!


He’s denied this, but Maci was shaken up, telling her husband Taylor McKinney, “Obviously our No. 1 priority is Bentley’s safety.”


“Ryan is his dad,” though, and Bookout said she planned to reach out to Edwards’ parents with whatever information she had.


“We have to get Jen and Larry on board. The goal is to get him healthy and happy and back to normal. If I can’t do that, I at least have to try.” 


What the heck was that text?!



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Saturday, April 22, 2017

Farrah Abraham: F--king Die Already, Mom!

It"s almost time for the new season of Marriage Boot Camp — are you excited?!


You should be, because this season is a very special Reality Stars Family Edition, which means that we"ll get to see four reality stars try to repair their relationships with their family.



We"ll see Kendra Wilkinson and her mother, which should be extremely messy, and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino with his two brothers, which should be Jersey Shore-style trashy.


Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson will be there with his mother, and from what we"ve seen, it just looks like that will be terribly sad.


The group will be rounded out with none other than Farrah Abraham and her parents, Debra and Michael.


And that"s where the magic lies.


The show was kind enough to release an extended look at what goes down this season, and it"s … well, it"s disturbing and uncomfortable and really all the things we knew it would be.



In Farrah"s introduction video, she explains that "I"m here because I"m done with f-cking crazy ass drama in my life."


OK, honey. Sure.


"I"ve seen my mom do very hurtful things," she says, "and I"ve gone to the point where I was like, "then f-cking die already.""


If she ever said "f-cking die already" to her mother, is there really any point in trying to salvage the relationship?


Farrah also says that if she has to choose one word to describe her father, it would be "pansy," so maybe they should all just pack up and save themselves some time.



Oh, and she ALSO says that she has no family support and no family to help her, which is funny, considering we"ve seen her parents step up time and time again when she decided to chase fame instead of raising her daughter.


Another fun fact: at one point this season, we get to see Chad Johnson"s mother fight Farrah"s father.


See all this madness and so, so much more in the clip below:


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Monday, April 17, 2017

Boston Marathon Bombing Survivor Furious Over Misplaced Memorial ... "F**king A**holes"

Boston marathon bombing survivor Adrianne Haslet was deeply offended over a makeshift memorial that was placed at the WRONG SPOT this weekend … calling those responsible, “F**king a**holes.”


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Thursday, February 2, 2017

Kylie Jenner to Fans: Shut Up About My Skin, You F--king Idiots!

As you’re probably aware, there are lots of frightening, controversial things going on in the news these days.


At times like these, it’s important to put frivolity aside and focus on the real issues that affect everyday Americans the most.


Obviously, we’re talking about the controversy surrounding Kylie Jenner’s wax figure at Madam Tussaud’s.



Yes, Kylie is the latest member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan to be transformed into a plastic, vaguely life-like facsimile of an actual human being.


And on top of that, they’re making a wax figure in her likeness! Zing!


Naturally, Kylie is excited about the prospect of being immortalized in wax, and she’s being sharing her joy with fans in a series of social media posts:


“You guys, we’re here doing the first measurements. I’m getting my very own wax figure. It takes like six months,” Kylie wrote on Snapchat yesterday.


“Thanks Madame Tussaud’s can’t wait to live in Hollywood forever lol,” she added.


She even shared a video of herself posing for the statue:



Not as racy as the typical Kylie Jenner video, but it received plenty of positive attention nonetheless.


But where there are fans, there are haters, and it seems that Kylie’s waxification has not been without its share of controversy.


Some fans believe that Kylie has instructed the folks in charge of creating her statue to make her skin tone several shades darker than it is in real life.


The theory stems from videos in which the skin tone pallet that sculptors are using can briefly be seen:



And why would Kylie’s desire to be depicted in a deep shade of Snooki bronze be controversial?


Well, for a number of reasons…


For one, Kylie’s slow transformation into Kim Kardashian has been regarded with puzzlement and consternation for years now.


Unlike Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe, Kylie is not of Armenian descent, yet she seems to be doing her best to fit herself (through cosmetic procedures and photo re-touching) into the swarthy, curvy mold that her sisters owe to their Middle Eastern genes.


On top of that, the ladies of the Kard clan have been accused of appropriating black culture on numerous occasions, and Kylie has arguably been the worst offender.



Kylie has even been accused of wearing blackface in some confusing (and possibly very troubling) modeling photos.


Natrually, the 19-year-old social media queen was less than pleased with the controversy surrounding her wax figure, and she took to Snapchat to address the criticism:


“I’m not trying to make my wax figure darker than I am, you f**king idiots,” Kylie ranted in a video.


“They were mixing all those colors on a palette, not me. Stop reaching. I don’t even have say in this, so let’s leave it to the professionals, people.” 


We’re inclined to side with Kylie on this one.


But that doesn’t mean she won’t do something profoundly stupid and racially insensitive before the week is out.



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Monday, January 30, 2017

Adam Lind: Keep That F--king Camera Out of My Face!

Doesn"t it hurt so much to think about the wonderful Chelsea Houska ever being with Adam Lind, who is arguably the biggest creep in the entire Teen Mom universe?


It"s just … he"s so awful. He"s SO awful.


No one has the time to recount each and every one of his bad qualities — he essentially abandoned Chelsea more than once after she gave birth to their daughter, Aubree, and he refuses to pay a reasonable amount of child support, to name just a couple.


But for Adam"s current bit of douchebaggery, he"s doing this thing where he keeps saying that he"s going to quit filming Teen Mom 2, but then he never, ever does.


It"s overwhelming, really.



A few times now, he"s said that he"s quitting the show because of the way he"s portrayed, but then he keeps right on going.


He seems to be stuck in between his desire to leave the show and his desire to get paid, because in this current season, he"s been a real tool to the crew.


In one episode, he told producers to come to his house to film, and when they arrived, he refused to let them in.


And now, in this new sneak peek for this week"s episode, he"s unbelievably rude and disrespectful when his producer tries to talk to him about it.


Like, he actually cusses this poor woman out right at Aubree"s softball game.


Watch Adam be the jackass he is in the video below:


Adam lind keep that f king camera out of my face
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