Michael Rapaport says the New York Giants have a VERY simple blueprint to not suck next season … if they can keep their heads outta their asses. Part 1: “DO NOT get rid of Odell Beckham. DO NOT make the mistake.” Part 2: “Draft Saquon…
Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiots. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 3, 2018
Wednesday, December 6, 2017
Abby Wambach: "Idiots" Stole My Car, Wrote Hate Speech
Soccer legend Abby Wambach says she’s the victim of a hate crime — claiming some “idiots” stole her car for a joy ride … and then returned it with hate speech scribbled all over the inside. “They stole valuables including a purse and…
Thursday, February 2, 2017
Kylie Jenner to Fans: Shut Up About My Skin, You F--king Idiots!
As you’re probably aware, there are lots of frightening, controversial things going on in the news these days.
At times like these, it’s important to put frivolity aside and focus on the real issues that affect everyday Americans the most.
Obviously, we’re talking about the controversy surrounding Kylie Jenner’s wax figure at Madam Tussaud’s.
Yes, Kylie is the latest member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan to be transformed into a plastic, vaguely life-like facsimile of an actual human being.
And on top of that, they’re making a wax figure in her likeness! Zing!
Naturally, Kylie is excited about the prospect of being immortalized in wax, and she’s being sharing her joy with fans in a series of social media posts:
“You guys, we’re here doing the first measurements. I’m getting my very own wax figure. It takes like six months,” Kylie wrote on Snapchat yesterday.
“Thanks Madame Tussaud’s can’t wait to live in Hollywood forever lol,” she added.
She even shared a video of herself posing for the statue:
Not as racy as the typical Kylie Jenner video, but it received plenty of positive attention nonetheless.
But where there are fans, there are haters, and it seems that Kylie’s waxification has not been without its share of controversy.
Some fans believe that Kylie has instructed the folks in charge of creating her statue to make her skin tone several shades darker than it is in real life.
The theory stems from videos in which the skin tone pallet that sculptors are using can briefly be seen:
And why would Kylie’s desire to be depicted in a deep shade of Snooki bronze be controversial?
Well, for a number of reasons…
For one, Kylie’s slow transformation into Kim Kardashian has been regarded with puzzlement and consternation for years now.
Unlike Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe, Kylie is not of Armenian descent, yet she seems to be doing her best to fit herself (through cosmetic procedures and photo re-touching) into the swarthy, curvy mold that her sisters owe to their Middle Eastern genes.
On top of that, the ladies of the Kard clan have been accused of appropriating black culture on numerous occasions, and Kylie has arguably been the worst offender.
Kylie has even been accused of wearing blackface in some confusing (and possibly very troubling) modeling photos.
Natrually, the 19-year-old social media queen was less than pleased with the controversy surrounding her wax figure, and she took to Snapchat to address the criticism:
“I’m not trying to make my wax figure darker than I am, you f**king idiots,” Kylie ranted in a video.
“They were mixing all those colors on a palette, not me. Stop reaching. I don’t even have say in this, so let’s leave it to the professionals, people.”
We’re inclined to side with Kylie on this one.
But that doesn’t mean she won’t do something profoundly stupid and racially insensitive before the week is out.
Tuesday, July 19, 2016
Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. Look Like Idiots At Republican National Convention
Someone thought it would be a great idea to invite Charles in Charge and that moderately good-looking Italian dude to this year"s Republican National Convention.
What a lark!
Scott Baio and Antonio Sabato Jr. both spoke at day one of the RNC in Cleveland, and each one left his own special mark. Sabato, who emigrated to the states from Rome in 1985, called into question President Obama"s religion.
"We had a Muslim president for 7 1/2 years," Sabato told the audience. "I don"t believe he is [a Christian]."
Sabato also declared that both the military and law enforcement officials don"t like the president.
What"s more? Mr. President is totally a baddie!
"I believe that he"s on the other side … the Middle East," the former Melrose Place star told ABC News. "He"s with the bad guys."
Meanwhile, Baio had to relive a few tweets he probably wishes he had deleted as he was grilled by NBC"s Tamron Hall outside the Quicken Loans Arena.
Baio reportedly wrote his speech at Sunday church service prior to the convention, so Hall wanted to know if he was feeling like a good Christian when he tweeted a meme of Hillary Clinton in front of the words "COUNT:"
“Did you think about that in church when you tweeted it out?” Hall asked.
“That was just offered up without commentary,” Baio said defensively.
”You can look at it anyway you want. It’s the word ‘count,’ she’s standing in front of it, I just put it up there.
There’s no commentary attached to it, I didn’t call her anything, and the fact that you question my faith over posting a picture is not nice.”
Hall was neither intimidated nor amused by Baio"s response, and continued to grill him on national television.
After calling him out for blocking her on the social media platform, Hall pulled up a tweet from 2010, featuring an unflattering image of First Lady Michelle Obama with the caption, "“WOW! He wakes up to this every morning.”
“That tweet was a joke,” Baio said.
“I’m a guy from Brooklyn, I have a certain sense of humor.
Bitch please, Hall thought to herself before asking, “But does joking about a woman that way make America great again?”
Watch Baio attempt to stay afloat in the video below.
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
9 Idiots Who Got Injured Playing Pokemon Go
Things are bad. People are walking around, only paying attention to an animated character on their Smartphone.
Look up, fools!
It"s gotten to the point where local police departments have had to issues public safety issues warning of the dangers of wandering around in a zombie-like state.
Who are the small sampling of players who injured themselves during a rousing game of Pokemon Go? Scroll down to find out.
1. Subway Hero
“He mentioned something about #Charizard and #Pokemon and then he’s under the train. This is the world we live in right now.”
2. Skateboarding To The ER
Mike Schultz from Long Island fell off his skateboard while playing, and cut his hand on the sidewalk. ” I just wanted to be able to stop quickly if there were any Pokemons nearby to catch,” he said, according to the Associated Press.
3. BOOM
“Not even 30 minutes after the release last night, I slipped and fell down a ditch,” one Reddit user said in a thread. “Fractured the fifth metatarsal bone in my foot, 6-8 weeks for recovery. I told all the doctors I was walking my dog lol… Watch where you’re going, folks!”
4. Right Into The Water
Pokemon GO is a danger to society. Just look at what happened to this moron who was playing the game.
5. Driver Crashes Car Into Tree
The Auburn, NY driver, thankfully, suffered only minor injuries and admitted to playing Pokemon Go while behind the wheel.
6. Girls Trips Over a Cinder Block
“Less than one day of having #PokemonGo and I already injured myself by tripping over a cinder block.” – @cupcakelindsay
9 Idiots Who Got Injured Playing Pokemon Go
Things are bad. People are walking around, only paying attention to an animated character on their Smartphone.
Look up, fools!
It"s gotten to the point where local police departments have had to issues public safety issues warning of the dangers of wandering around in a zombie-like state.
Who are the small sampling of players who injured themselves during a rousing game of Pokemon Go? Scroll down to find out.
1. Subway Hero
“He mentioned something about #Charizard and #Pokemon and then he’s under the train. This is the world we live in right now.”
2. Skateboarding To The ER
Mike Schultz from Long Island fell off his skateboard while playing, and cut his hand on the sidewalk. ” I just wanted to be able to stop quickly if there were any Pokemons nearby to catch,” he said, according to the Associated Press.
3. BOOM
“Not even 30 minutes after the release last night, I slipped and fell down a ditch,” one Reddit user said in a thread. “Fractured the fifth metatarsal bone in my foot, 6-8 weeks for recovery. I told all the doctors I was walking my dog lol… Watch where you’re going, folks!”
4. Right Into The Water
Pokemon GO is a danger to society. Just look at what happened to this moron who was playing the game.
5. Driver Crashes Car Into Tree
The Auburn, NY driver, thankfully, suffered only minor injuries and admitted to playing Pokemon Go while behind the wheel.
6. Girls Trips Over a Cinder Block
“Less than one day of having #PokemonGo and I already injured myself by tripping over a cinder block.” – @cupcakelindsay
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