Selena Gomez nailed down her come-hither look … with a little help from her ass. Selena’s photographer friend took this pic and, of course, tagged The Weeknd in the comments section — the same day Bella Hadid unfollowed Selena on IG.
Showing posts with label Thong. Show all posts
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Thursday, January 12, 2017
Sunday, December 4, 2016
Kylie Jenner Poses in Thong Bikini, Is A National Treasure
Say what you will about Kylie Jenner, but one thing is for certain: she really, really cares about people.
Think about it: why else would she give us all the gifts she’s given us?
Why would she take all those cleavage-bearing photos, those lingerie photos, those straight-up nude photos?!
It’s because she loves us and she doesn’t want us to hurt anymore.
And our girl must have been worried about us, because did you see all these photos she shared on Instagram this weekend?!
Kylie is on a little vacation in Miami right now, along with boyfriend Tyga and big sister Kendall Jenner.
They’ve rented out this insane mansion, but who cares about real estate when Kylie is flouncing around in a thong and sharing the evidence?
Answer: no one with a heart in their chest and/or a fascination with butts.
But Kylie, social media genius that she is, knows that while we’d never turn down a good belfie, variety is good, too.
So she was a dear and posed in a second black bikini:
Are we worthy?
Honestly, we’re not sure.
Will we take it?
Oh hell yes we will.
Sure, Kylie is about as obnoxious as they come, and every time she opens her mouth we are catapulted into a special kind of hell that’s all lips and disappointment.
We know that without a doubt. We know it just about as well as we know anything.
But … come on. Look at her. What, are we supposed to just ignore this?
As a little bonus, Kylie also took some time this weekend to share some close-ups of some other fashion choices of hers.
And that’s why we have this little shot of this girl in fishnets with no underwear in sight:
Thank you for this, Kylie, and for all that you do.
We can never, every repay you.
Sunday, November 13, 2016
Ariel Winter Twerks in a Thong Bikini, Is a National Treasure
OK, look, these past few days have been hard. Really hard.
Unbearable, even.
Donald Trump won the election, and it basically kick-started the apocalypse. Everything is scary and terrible and sad right now.
Or, well, maybe not everything.
There is still at least a little bit of good in the world, and Ariel Winter proved it when she so selflessly shared that little video.
She’s on vacation in Mexico right now, and even though it’s cold and dreary in most of the U.S. right now (and in our hearts, obviously), it’s warm and sunny down there.
Sunny enough for Ariel to put on a teeny tiny little thong bikini and twerk for the masses.
#Blessed.
And if you’re one of those people who are prone to be all “well, that’s not technically twerking,” then one, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things.
And two, take a gander at this:
#BlessedAF.
It seems like it’s really important to Ariel that we all know that she’s on vacation, and that she has an ass that moves in a way that many people find appealing.
But don’t worry, because she really wanted us to get an eyeful of cleavage, too:
As you can see, not all heroes wear capes.
And while she’s definitely getting some criticism for sharing such racy pics, she’s said before that she really couldn’t care less about what people think.
She recently spoke out about the backlash her frequently sexy selfies receive, saying “I don’t really think I’m telling myself ‘You should post this, you shouldn’t post that."”
“I feel like I’m just having fun. I like my fans to see what I’m doing.”
Oh, we see you, girl.
“Everybody is so hyped up on the fact that I post photos where my butt’s out,” she went on.
“It’s a butt. Everyone has a butt. I don’t think it’s crazy.”
“It’s like, ‘Let me live! I’m enjoying my life, you’re enjoying your life, you should be posting your butt if you like it, too!"” she said.
“I’m not going to fight with someone on my Instagram that tells me they don’t like my outfit or I should put my butt away.”
“I’m sorry you think I should put my butt away, but just unfollow me.”
It was some solid advice: she wants to show her butt, she’s going to show her butt, and if you don’t like it, you can unfollow her social media accounts.
But we have a feeling, after this twerk-tastic magic, people wouldn’t dare unfollow Ariel.
It’s just too. Much. Hotness.
Monday, June 20, 2016
Kylie Jenner Wears Thong Bathing Suit, Falls Off Unicorn Float
The lazy days of summer are here, which means lots of photos of celebrities wearing bikinis and inappropriate one-pieces.
Take Kylie Jenner, for instance. She snuck into mom Kris Jenner"s closet over the weekend and snagged a white Chanel one-piece, complete with a revealing thong backside and interlocking Cs on the bust.
Once suited up, Jenner took to the pool for a saucy fashion show, which was all put on Snapchat.
One video showed Jenner trying to look sexy on a unicorn raft.
The youth lost her balance and the unicorn flipped over, taking her with it.
The whole thing was very Cher"s-First-Date-With-Christian in Clueless.
This isn"t the first time Jenner has swiped her mother"s bathing suit.
In the summer of 2015, Jenner was photographed emerging from the surf while on holiday in Mexico.
Kris immediately recognized the Body Glove suit as her own, and created a side-by-side comparison on Instagram.
“Ohhhhhhh so THIS is where my vintage Body Glove bathing suit went!!!! @kyliejenner you are grounded!" the momager wrote.
"Wait, I can’t do that anymore you’re 18….#whoworeitbetter #80’s #whoknewyouwouldlikemyoldstuff #recycle #love #mexico #acapulco1989."
Jenner"s ex-boyfriend, Tyga recently spoke about the end of their relationship.
"It got to the point where it was like, "I respect you, you respect me,"" he said during an interview on Big Boy TV.
"I think it"s a mutual thing. This is what needs to happen. When something is so damaged or something is just not right, you can"t fix it in a moment.
"The only thing is time."
Tyga admitted that dating kind of damaged his career.
"When you"re in a very public relationship like that, it"s hard for other people to see you differently than that," he explained.
"It took a lot, career wise, everything. It overshadowed a lot of my talents and a lot of things that I worked hard for."
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Brandi Glanville Posts VERY NSFW Thong Photo on Instagram!
Brandi Glanville is not what you would call the shy type.
If you follow her on Instagram you know that Brandi bikini photos are a fairly common occurrence, but nothing that she’s posted in the past could’ve prepared us for this:
A word of advice: Don’t click that pic if you’re at work unless your boss is either very understanding or very into MILFs.
It’s Ms. Glanville wearing an almost-non-existent thong and though we’ve seen Brandi’s butt many times in the past, this might be her most revealing photo to date.
She posted it with the following caption, which – like all things butt-related – includes a shoutout to Butt Queen Kim Kardashian:
“I’ve struggled with wanting to post this but I’ve worked so hard on my body & at 43 after 2 kids I’m very proud. I love that @kimkardashian makes the point that moms are hot even after kids and post sexy selfies.”
“Ive prepped for the haters & was given the blessing of my family! Zero filters zero photo shop #ankle weights work!”
Who’s out there saying moms can’t be sexy?!
That’s why the term MILF exists!
Do these people not remember Stifler? Or more importantly, Stifler’s mother?
What about that song about Stacy’s mom? She had it going on, if we recall.
Sigh. Kids these days with their ageist butt preferences.
Anyway, click on the pic above to see Brandi’s mostly naked ass.
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Kendall Jenner Throws It Back, Flashes Thong
We’re so very glad Lamar Odom is on a path to recovery, mostly because he seems like a very good guy who can hopefully find a way to now overcome his many personal demons.
But also because the Kardashian-Jenner app boycott is over and we can return to making fun of these useless reality stars!
And, right on cue, Kendall Jenner has given us an easy opening with which to do so.
The model shared a new/old picture on Instagram today, throwing it back to an old photo shoot and writing as a caption that she’s just “practicing a little twerk” in this image.
This may be accurate.
But come on, Kendall. You’re just practicing a little thong flash in order boost your Instagram numbers, let’s be honest.
This is still a sensitive time for the family, we know. Odom is not out of the woods just yet, not by a long shot.
Among the many well wishes and prayers send his way during this difficult time, Kendall sent her ex-brother-in-law a very simple, very heartfelt, very heartbreaking message last week.
It read “Please don’t go.”
Thankfully for all involved, it appears as if Odom listened to her.
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Sisqo -- Let Me See That "Thong Song" Money! And There"s a Ton of It
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EXCLUSIVE
Sisqo says he hired 27 Red Music to collect royalties from various music publishing companies. 27 Red was supposed to get funds for all his music released between 1996 and 2005 … which, of course, includes the ’99 mega hit.
Sisqo says the company collected alright … but failed to hand over $ 600,000 to him!
He wants all that dough, plus $ 3 million in punitive damages.
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