Bryan Wilson: Texas Lawyer Airs World"s Most Bonkers Commercial

If you"re a fan of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul, then you know that Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman knows is the master of using ludicrous gimmicks to advertise his legal services.

In the real world, Saul"s only had competition in the race for Most Spectacularly WTF? Law Firm Ad came from a lawyer named Jamie Casino, who"s Super Bowl spots basically look like Dick Cheney got Alice Cooper pregnant and the baby came out as a commercial.

Now, however, there"s a new name in the batsh-t lawyer game, and "Texas Law Hawk" Bryan Wilson is making a case for himself as the king of the bald-eagle-on-acid patriotic mindf-ck commercial.

We can"t come close to doing justice to Brian"s commercial with a mere description, so check out the clip and experience Wilson"s "talons of justice" for yourself.

Mary Wilson -- The Supremes Were Civil Rights Activists (VIDEO)

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Mary Wilson, one of the original Members of The Supremes, says her legendary girl group helped bridge the gap between blacks and whites.

Mary showed up at The Whisky Friday night to see the amazing Darlene Love, and our photog asked about how she, along with Diana Ross and Florence Ballard, broke the color barrier in traditionally white nightclubs.

Billboard named The Supremes the biggest girl group in the history of music.  Wait till you hear how Mary compares her group to The Beatles.  That’s confidence.

BTW … Mary’s still performing.  She’s performing Monday night  at the Andy Williams Moon River Theatre in Branson, Missouri.

See also

• Janet Jackson Joins "The Supremes"


• "Stay With Me" Lawsuit — Random Guy Wants Money and a Grammy!


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Tony Gonzalez -- If I Were Russell Wilson ... I"d Bang Ciara! (VIDEO)

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Russell Wilson needs a new game plan when it comes to Ciara and abstinence — at least that’s how future Hall of Famer Tony Gonzalez sees it.

We asked Tony about Seahawks fans blaming their opening weekend loss on Russell’s relationship with Ciara. TG’s not so fast to buy into that whole Drake–Serena Williams theory, but he thinks there might be something to the lack-of-sex theory.

Check out Tony’s take on laying off getting laid. He cops to trying abstinence during his playing days — but says, like most things … it’s best in small doses.

Ask yourself this, Russell … WWTD? 

See also

• Redfoo — "Drake Curse" on Serena Williams Just Dumb Superstition (VIDEO)


• Russell Wilson & Ciara — No Sex Before Marriage … "Pray for Us"


• Russell Wilson — Crashes Ciara"s Girls Night Out … And She"s Smitten