Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Kylie Jenner Waist Trains, Sets Horrible Example

Kylie Jenner has managed to keep her clothes on for a new Instagram photo.


And yet is still may be the most inappropriate Kylie Jenner picture we’ve seen on that social media account yet.



Just like her half-sisters before her, Kylie has gone ahead and joined the waist training craze, shilling online for an utterly ridiculous product that has no benefits whatsoever.



“around my house before I go out wearing none other than @premadonna87 @waistgangsociety,” Jenner wrote as a caption to this image, adding:


“I love how easy these are. If you are looking to get a snatched waist or a little help with your posture go to whatsawaist.com.”


And this is where we feel the need to interject and explain that a waist trainer does absolutely nothing.


You will not lose any weight with it. You will simply lose money out of your bank account by paying for a useless apparatus.


Considering all the different ways in which members of this family can (and do!) rake in the dough, it remains baffling and disappointing that they continue to set such a poor example by advertising for this corset.


Here’s a look at Kim Kardashian and kompany posing for photos while waist training like the total sell-outs they are:


Andrew Caldwell: I Dated Kordell Stewart!

Viral video star Andrew Caldwell alleges that he is a one-time homosexual lover of former NFL and Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kordell Stewart.



For years, Kordell Stewart gay rumors have surfaced off and on, even (or especially) during his marriage to RHOA cast member Porsha Williams.


Now Caldwell, who made headlines with a viral video in which he declared that he had been “delivered” from his homosexuality, says the two dated.



“I don’t like mens no more,” Caldwell famously declared, adding that he “I like women women women!” (Caldwell has since admitted that he’s still gay.)


Now he’s making news with a different proclamation.


I dated Kordell,” he said in an interview with The ShakeUP Morning Show, adding that their affair was short-lived … but he made the most of it!


“I had everything that Porsha got… I had bags, purses, cars. I’m in a Jaguar right now. Honey, did you see that Jaguar over there?”


Caldwell explained how he and Kordell allegedly met.


“We was at a bar,” he says of himself and presumably some of his friends. “We was at a restaurant and I was like, ‘Oh my God, that’s Kordell.’


“They was like, ‘Yeah, he’s a football player.’ I was like, ‘Mmm… I like football players… I dated other football players too, I dated some of the Rams.”


Caldwell also admitted that he knew Kordell was married to Williams at the time, but isn’t all that sympathetic, adding: “I think she is a gold digger.”


“Girl, you know your husband was gay.”


Again, rumors that Porsha was Kordell’s beard were commonplace during their marriage, but seemed like nonsense tabloid fodder … until now.


Do you believe Caldwell’s claims?


Teresa Giudice to Be Home From Prison By the Holidays, Has Already Started Job Hunting

It’s been nine months since Teresa Giudice went to prison for bankruptcy fraud.


During that time, she’s managed to stay relevant (and cash in) by selling her prison photos, helping to broker a deal that allowed her husband and kids to land a Bravo special, and, of course, arranging for her return to the series that made her famous.


Of course, like all prisoners, Teresa’s been mainly concerned with doing her time and getting out as soon as possible.



Now, after a truly epic string of bad luck and worse decisions, things are finally starting to look up for Tre, as insiders say the controversial reality star will be home for the holidays.



And with the exception of parole requirements (and the fact that Joe Giudice will begin a 41-month sentence soon after Teresa’s release), she’ll be permitted to return to everyday life as a mother of four:


“Teresa won’t be required to go to a halfway house because that is typically for those that have been behind bars for a much longer term than the thirteen months Teresa will have served,” an insider tells Radar Online.


“Individuals that go to a halfway house need assistance and to be monitored as they transition back into society. Teresa wasn’t sent away long enough for that to be an issue.


“She is counting down the days until she will be reunited with the family for Christmas.”


Of course, there will be one major change: Like other parolees, Teresa will be required to get a job.


“Reality star” won’t cut it in this case, as the terms of her parole require that Teresa punch in and perform actual work every day, like the rest of us.


Hilariously, her best option at this point seems to be the boutique that her sister-in-law/rival Melissa Gorga is opening in Monclair, New Jersey:


“Teresa could absolutely work there,” the source says. “It would be a natural because both ladies will be filming for RHONJ. The show would get great footage of them working together.”


Sounds like RHONJ is about to reclaim it’s place as the most drama-packed Housewives series.

Rihanna Hates Casual Sex, Doesn"t Hate Chris Brown

Rihanna covers the latest issue of Vanity Fair, opening up in detail about a number of topics.


Including why she won’t just open her legs for any old guy out there.



“If I wanted to [just have sex for fun] I would completely do that,” Rihanna tells the magazine.



“I am going to do what makes me feel happy, what I feel like doing. But that would be empty for me; that to me is a hollow move. I would wake up the next day feeling like sh-t.”


The pop star admits she gets “horny.” She says she’s “human” and of course she does “want to have sex.” HOWEVER…


“What am I going to do – just find the first random cute dude that I think is going to be a great ride for the night and then tomorrow I wake up feeling empty and hollow?


“I can’t do it to myself. I cannot. It has a little bit to do with fame and a lot to do with the woman that I am. And that saves me.”


We’ll give you a few moments, fellas, to get the image of Rihanna taking a “great ride for the night” out of your head.


What about for Chris Brown? Is Rihanna actually back together with the man who bludgeoned her face in 2009?


Heck no. But she does tell Vanity Fair why she stuck around with the artist for so long.


“I was that girl, that girl who felt that as much pain as this relationship is, maybe some people are built stronger than others,” she explains.


“Maybe I’m one of those people built to handle sh-t like this.


“Maybe I’m the person who’s almost the guardian angel to this person, to be there when they’re not strong enough, when they’re not understanding the world, when they just need someone to encourage them in a positive way and say the right thing.”



The singer also acknowledges that part of the reason she got back with Brown after the assault was because she believed she could change him.


“A hundred percent. I was very protective of him. I felt that people didn’t understand him.”


What is her status now with her long-time boyfriend?


“I don’t hate him. I will care about him until the day I die. We’re not friends, but it’s not like we’re enemies. We don’t have much of a relationship now.”