Taylor Swift DUMPS Calvin Harris Over His Love of "Happy Ending" Massages?!

Last month, Calvin Harris was spotted leaving a Thai massage parlor known for providing its clients with “happy endings.”

Taylor Swift was busy welcoming various celebrities on stage as part of her seemingly never-ending 1989 Tour, and it seemed that she wasn’t bothered by her boyfriend’s fondness for rub-and-tug establishments.

Now, however, Radar Online is reporting that Taylor quietly dumped Calvin over the weekend after realizing that there was more than just massages going on inside that parlor.

No stranger to cheaters, Taylor reportedly had her suspicions from the start, but Calvin was able to convince her that his $ 40-a-pop (tee-hee) sessions were no more unseemly than a visit to the chiropractors.

“When the photos got posted on Radar, said to him, ‘What the f–k?” says one insider. “He lied to her. He gave some bullish-t excuse that his masseuse was sick and he needed his shoulder worked on.”

As more facts came to light, Taylor reportedly realized that Calvin was just the latest in her string of philanderering boyfriends, and she firmly gave him the boot.

Sources say Harris has been desperately trying to fix the situation, but Taylor has remained firm in her insistence that it’s over.

“He wanted to fly in to see her [on tour] and repair things, but her assistant called gave her a firm ‘no,"” says one insider. “Instead he went to Vegas with his bros.”

That’s one way to get over being dumped.

Of course, we all know how Taylor handles breakups. Get ready to hear a multi-platinum song about what a piece of sh-t you are, Calvin!

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9 Celebrity Haircuts That Changed the World (Sort Of)

When is a haircut never just a haircut?

When doesn"t just change the trajectory of a celebrity, but the way in which the entire world looks at that celebrity and, in some ways, how the entire world looks at itself as a result.

Here are a few examples of what we mean:

1. Miley Cyrus Goes Punk

Yes, far too many looks at Miley Cyrus’ nipples have made it clear that she’s moved far past the Hannah Montana stage of life. But her transition truly started when she got her hair way short and dyed it blonde.

2. The Rachel

Really, we only need the above two words, don’t we? Jennifer Aniston started a hair trend unlike any in recent memory when she got a haircut during her run on Friends.

3. Demi Moore Gets Buzzed

Demi Moore had a successful career before G.I. Jane, that’s for sure. Hello… Ghost! But this drastic haircut proved how far she was willing to go for her craft and empowered other women in Hollywood to take similarly bold steps.

4. Victoria Beckham Bobs for Acclaim

Thanks to this sharp angular bob, Victoria Beckham went from being known as Posh Spice to being known as a global fashion and modeling icon.

5. Rihanna, Remade

Rihanna continues to change her hair on what seems like a weekly basis. But it all started in 2007 when she said goodbye to her Bajan braids and hello to this sleek bob.

6. Katie Holmes Moves Out

The girl next door? Not no more! Katie Holmes signified a mature step in her career when she cut her hair into a bob after Dawson’s Creek went off the air.

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Look Who Just Auditioned for American Idol!

Who says Kanye West doesn"t have a sense of humor?

On Saturday in San Francisco, the rapper appeared before Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban and Harry Connick Jr. in order to audition for the 15th and final season of American Idol.

Footage of West singing his 2005 hit “Gold Digger” was shared on Instagram by Kim Kardashian, who accompanied her husband for his pressure-packed audition.

Check out a sneak peek at the performance here and consider yourself spoiler warned: Kanye received a Golden Ticket to Hollywood. Hooray!

He was in the city over the weekend for a fundraiser, headlining an event that featured a Presidential endorsement from Barack Obama. 

Not a bad 24 hours for Yeezy, huh?

Bette Midler: Jeremy Bieber is a D--k Who Abandoned His Son!!

Legendary actress Bette Midler is never one to mince words … even when it comes to unexpectedly weighing in on Justin Bieber’s penis.

Or, to be more specific, Bieber’s father’s reaction to the naked photos of Justin and Bieber’s massive junk that hit the Internet last week.

The 69-year-old icon weighed in on the controversy with a stinging response to a tweet sent out by the pop singer’s dad, Jeremy Bieber.

“@justinbieber what do you feed that thing,” a proud Jeremy Bieber tweeted on Friday in response to the pictures. “#proud daddy.”

Midler was not laughing. At all. Her Twitter response?

“.@justinbieber dad tweeted he’s proud of his son’s penis size. I think the biggest d–k in this situation is the dad who abandoned his son.”

Oooh, damn. She went there. Jeremy Bieber BURN.

Dumb as Jeremy’s response might be, and suspect as some of his past actions are, to be fair to the guy, he has a good relationship with Justin.

Bieber’s mom, Pattie Mallette, raised him as a single parent, but by all accounts, the young superstar has been pretty tight with his pops for years.

Also, Jeremy’s tweet has since been deleted and Justin’s legal team is far from pleased, threatening action against those who published the pics.

For his part, Justin has been mum on the topic, instead focusing on the release of his new album, Purpose and giving that anaconda some breathing room.

View Slideshow: Justin Bieber Naked: Twitter Reacts!