19 Celebrities Who Totally Woke Up Like This

Check out selfies of these celebrities, all of whom just woke up in the morning.

Or so they claim, at least.

From Justin Bieber to Miley Cyrus to Kim Kardashian, are you buying the captions that allege these pretty people have barely been awake in these pictures?

1. Lena Dunham

Yup, we do believe this one. We definitely believe that Dunham woke up, like, 30 seconds ago.

2. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus apparently does not go to bed with nipple pasties or a purple wig on. Who would have guessed?!?

3. Megan Fox

Fox said she just woke up before snapping this picture, making us lament the fact that Fox does not sleep naked.

4. Taylor Swift

I woke up like thissssssss, Taylor Swift wrote as a caption to this cute selfie, adding in parenthesis: (With a cat on me).

5. Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato looks pretty happy in this bedroom selfie. She may not be alone.

6. Kim Kardashian

Wrote Kardashian as a caption to this selfie: “Ugh I hate falling asleep with all of my makeup on!” And we hate it when celebrities lie to us.

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Teresa Giudice to Pen Tell-All Prison Memoir

No one may have tuned in for Bravo’s ridiculous Teresa Giudice prison special over last weekend, but that isn’t stopping the inmate from making further plans to profit off her incarceration.

We can now confirm that Giudice is writing a book. We’ll give everyone a few minutes to go vomit profusely…

The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member was convicted of financial fraud last year and sentenced to 15 months at a federal penitentiary in Danbury, Connecticut.

She is scheduled to be released on December 23, after which her conniving husband, Joe, will begin his 43-month sentence.

And then, about six weeks later, People Magazine reports that Giudice will release “Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again.”

(Get it?!? Turning the Tables? Because Giudice is famous for flipping over tables in scripted anger on her Bravo reality show.)

The memoir will hit bookstores on February 9, 2016, chronicling Giudice’s journey, from the good/illegal times to the much harder times.

“While we’ve all watched Teresa’s life unfold on television, Turning the Tables will mark the first time we will hear all of Teresa’s incredible life story, including her recent stint in prison,” publisher Jennifer Bergstrom tells People.

Teresa and Joe really suck as human beings. They are also the parents of four daughters: Gia, 14, Gabriella, 10, Milania, 9, and Audriana, 6.

Despite having been locked up for months, Giudice has managed to stay in the news via tabloid photoshoots; family interviews; and even negotiations for her return to The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Oh, yes, she’ll be returning alright. Likely with a hefty raise.

Have we mentioned yet how much Teresa Giudice sucks as a human being?

Iggy Azalea vs. Rita Ora: Unexpected Feud Alert!

Last year, Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora recorded “Black Widow” together.

You might remember it as that song that no one liked, but that received constant radio airplay because a lot of influential people invested a lot of money in making these two “happen” as artists.

Anyway, having apparently not learned her lesson the first time around, Rita recently expressed an interest in collaborating with Iggy again.

Unfortunately for the woman who might be best known for cheating on Rob Kardashian with “20 dudes,” Iggy has no interest in stepping back into the recording booth with Rita, which of course has led to rumors that these two just don’t like each other.

It all started when Rita stated in an interview that she’d like to remake “Lady Marmalade,” the 1974 LaBelle hit that was already remade by Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim, Mya and Pink in 2002.

“I’m trying to round up the troops – I think it would be me, Miley [Cyrus], Charli XCX – she’d be fun – and Iggy [Azalea],” Rita told NME.

Iggy, clearly no fan of the idea, did what she does best and threw a tantrum on Twitter.

“Please leave me out of the whole Lady Marmalade conversation,” she tweeted. “I have nothing to do with ritas ideas & agree it should be left alone. Thanks”

When a lot of people, including Rita, pointed out that Iggy could’ve just politely declined or said nothing instead of publicly trashing the idea, the Aussie one-hit wonder got even more angry:

“Girl bye, dont be pissy because i disagree with someones idea. lol,” Iggy tweeted as Rita.

Yikes. Considering the state of Iggy’s career these days, she should probably work with anyone willing to give her the time of day, but of course, she wouldn’t be Iggy Azalea if she didn’t shoot herself in the foot at every opportunity.

Chris Brown Dances with Daughter, Still Sucks

Chris Brown now has joint custody of his nearly two-year old daughter, Royalty.

And he"s apparently using it to bring his child into the entertainment fold. At least for a handful of seconds.

Brown shared a video on Instagram this week of the 17-month old busting out some pretty impressive moves during a photo shoot, bouncing around on camera to music in the background.

Brown mostly just stood in the background and watched, smiling throughout, although he did break out into a quick boogie toward the end of the footage.

It"s cute and all, no one can deny that. We"re totally on Team Royalty.

But Brown also still beat up Rihanna and continues to show a very short fuse, along with very few regrets about his past mistakes. The guy sucks.