Sad Girl Sings Fetty Wap at Funeral for Goldfish

We really don"t mean to laugh at a toddler"s pain. We want kids around the world to be relaxed and happy at all times.

But we sort of can"t help it here.

The following video features a little girl who recently lost her goldfish, a pet adorably (and appropriately) named Nemo. She"s very sad about it, which we very much understand.

According to the official description for this footage, however, the girl and her sister"s favorite song was "679" by Fetty Wap, which prompted the depressed owner to sing the song at her late goldfish"s funeral.

Again, we really don"t mean to laugh at a funeral.

When a precious small human sings a rap song through her tears while mourning her fish, though? What choice do we have?!?

Kim Kardashian Birthday Breakdown: 35 Years and Counting!

Kim Kardashian turns 35 years old today.

And it’s safe to say the reality star has packed a whole lot into those three-plus decades on Earth, from the Kim Kardashian sex tape to many Kim Kardashian nude photos to even more Kim Kardashian nude photos.

View Slideshow: 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian

So, in honor of this milestone, we’re taking a look back at how far Kim has come, starting with the photo gallery above in which we rundown many of the men who have made her come.

Of course, eventually, Kim settled down with the man who both put a ring on it and two babies in it: 

View Slideshow: 44 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos

And while Kim and Kanye have settled in to a happy life together (even the harshest critics must admit these two seem very much in love), Kardashian hasn’t stopped doing what she does best:

Taking selfies in which she is rarely wearing many layers of clothing:

View Slideshow: 31 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet

Not all Kim Kardashian pictures have been winners, however.

When you snap enough photos to create an actual book of selfies, some are bound to turn out less than ideal. To wit:

And even when you share your life with the world via an E! reality show, not everyone will know absolutely everything there is to know about you.

It took some digging, but we once came up with the following list of surprising Kim Kardashian facts:

Not surprising? Just how many magazine covers Kim has covered!

We’re guessing you haven’t even heard of some of these:

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Magazine Kovers: She’s Everywhere!

In the end, though, Kim Kardashian will forever be best known for one thing. Well, two things if you count her boobs as a pair.

But we’d be remiss if, on the anniversary of her birth, we did not take a look back at all the times Kardashian has donned her birthday suit.

She came into the world looking this way and it wouldn’t shock us if we she left the world looking this way.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIM KARDASHIAN! NEVER STOP GETTING NAKED!

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Pictures: A Tantalizing Timeline

Monica Monroe: I Saved Lamar Odom"s Life! I Never Gave Him Drugs!

Monica Monroe, one of the two prostitutes who found Lamar Odom unconscious last week, says she had nothing to do with his drug use.

If anything, she insists, she’s the reason he’s still alive.

Yesterday, reports surfaced that the women Lamar was with eight days ago, Madison Montag and Ryder Cherry, supplied him with drugs.

(Those names are aliases, as is Monica Monroe … whichever one she is. Monroe is in witness protection after her boyfriend’s murder.)

Whatever her name is, she tells the Daily Mail (UK):

“I didn’t do anything wrong … I saved [Odom’s] life.”

The two prostitutes found Odom and called for help, just in time to get him airlifted out of the brothel before his heart and brain shut down.

Monroe has left Nevada, distraught and scared.

“I’m not to blame at all because I didn’t do anything wrong at all,” Monroe reiterated to the site. “I feel like I saved his life by finding him.”

Before that, it sounds like quite the weekend.

View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind

According to 911 calls, Khloe Kardashian’s husband had taken at least 10 tabs of the sexual performance enhancement drug Reload.

He was also allegedly on cocaine at the time.

After being treated at Sunrise Hospital in Vegas, and given a 50-50 chance of survival, Odom pulled through and regained consciousness.

He is now at L.A.’s Cedars Sinai Hospital.

Khloe issued a statement yesterday on his condition, thanking friends and fans for support throughout the sobering and taxing ordeal.

The journey ahead is long and arduous, too.

“He’s still really, really sick,” a source said.

“There are a million things they’re doing to him still. He’s still in rough shape, not doing well. He’s talking a little, but not full sentences.”

View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy

One Direction Music Video Takes Aim at Taylor Swift

A few days after debuting their latest single at a concert in Ireland, One Direction has come out with the official music video for "Perfect."

And, once again, it has fans wondering whether the footage is a passive aggressive slam against Taylor Swift.

The video is set in New York, a city Swift now calls home and one she sang about in the appropriately-titled song "Welcome to New York."

We see members of the British boy band here at the InterContinental Hotel, as they trash their hotel room, look out the massive windows onto The Big Apple and run through the halls.

Swift is believed to have written about her relationship with Harry Styles in the track "Style."

In this supposed revenge single, One Direction sings “And if you like cameras flashing every time we go out/If you’re looking for someone to write your breakup songs about,” just as the camera camera cuts right to Swift’s ex, Styles.

Are we reading too much into the music video and the song itself? Watch and decide for yourself!