Cutest Bulldog of All-Time is Baffled by the Rain

It takes very little for an English Bulldog to melt our hearts. Especially when this English Bulldog is only 13 weeks old.

Sure, it helps when these animals shame their owners, but it isn"t necessary.

A puppy Bulldog can just sit and stare and we"ll be in total and complete heaven.

So imagine how giddy we got when we came across this video, which features a 13-week Bulldog named Shelby who is sitting and staring… and looking all around in confusion.

Because he"s experiencing rain for the very first time and he has no idea what the heck is going on.

Who is doing this? Where is it coming from? Why am I all wet?!?

So. Gosh. Darn. Adorable. See for yourself:

Bella Thorne Posts Photo of Her Butt in a Bikini Because Life is Beautiful

Earlier this month, Bella Thorne turned 18, which, as Tyga can tell you means she’s now perfectly legal ogling material.

Bella has never exactly been shy on Instagram, but it seems that like Kylie Jenner before her, she’s really stepped her game up since entering the world of legal adulthood.

In case you can’t tell (or you’ve been reduced to a drooling Neanderthal and you now need even the simplest things explained to you), that’s Bella in a bikini, and we’re not sure how to go about getting her ass declared the Eighth Wonder of the World, but it really needs to happen.

Sadly, Bella is dating Gregg Sulkin, who is apparently a 23-year-old actor. We’re not really sure, because when we look at him, all we see is some lucky bastard who must be stopped.

Frankly, we’re not sure how either one of them became famous, but we’re guessing Bella has bigger and better things in her future.

Gregg, sadly, will almost certainly look back on this period in his life and realize that it was the peak.

Sorry, dude. Rest assured you climbed higher than most men ever will. In a way, you’re hero. In another way, we totally hate you.

View Slideshow: 18 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos!

Kate Middleton: Pregnant with Baby #3?!?!?!?!?

Kate Middleton is back in the tabloid crosshairs.

Earlier this week, Star Magazine alleged that Kim Kardashian is mad at the Royal beauty because Middleton pretty much refuses to acknowledge her existence.

And now Life & Style has come out with a very different report, one that is far happier and equally fictitious:

KATE MIDDLETON IS PREGNANT WITH BABY NUMBER-THREE!!!!

The magazine does not beat around any bushes in making this pronouncement, claiming that the pregnancy is “official” and that Kate is “pregnant” just “5 months after welcoming Charlotte” into the world.

Heck, she apparently is having “morning sickness” already, along with “bizarre food cravings” and she’s already “told” someone about the impending child.

We’d hurry up and send a muffin basket to Kate and Prince William as soon as possible, except that a different tabloid cover story also claimed Middleton was pregnant last month.

And, prior to that, there was talk that Kate would have a third baby to use as leverage against the Queen in their alleged, ongoing feud.

We aren’t buying any of this chatter.

Kate and William have two beautiful children and seem like one of the happiest couples in the entire world. Can’t that just be enough?

Can’t we leave them alone already?!?

View Slideshow: Royal Baby Photos: Hail to the Princess!

Joe Biden: NOT Running For President in 2016!

The 2016 race for the White House just got a little less crowded.

Vice President Joe Biden announced moments ago that he will not seek his party’s nomination for next year’s presidential election:

Joe Biden: I Will Not Be Running For President in 2016!

“Unfortunately, I believe we’re out of time, the time necessary to mount a winning campaign for the nomination,” Biden said in a press conference held at the White House. “While I will not be a candidate, I will not be silent.”

Rumors that the beloved VP would throw his hat into the ring have been circulating for months now.

The scrutiny and speculation only increased following the death of Biden’s son Beau back in May, as the 46-year-old had repeatedly encouraged his father to strive for the nation’s highest office.

It turns out family did indeed afctor into the Biden’s decision, but not in the way that many pundits expected.

“The most relevant factor in my decision is whether my family and I have the emotional energy to run,” Biden said last month.

“Some might think that is inappropriate. Unless I can go to my party and the American people and say that I am able to devote my whole heart and my whole soul to this endeavor it would not be appropriate.”

Biden said today that he plans to make his family his top priority as the grieving process for his son continues.

His decision means the race for the Democratic nomination will remain a two-way contest between Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont and former senator and secretary of state Hillary Clinton.

Virginia Senator Jim Webb ended his campaign yesterday, and lesser-known candidates Martin O’Malley and Lincoln Chafee are expected to follow suit in the near future.