Daniel Tosh Recreates Selena Gomez"s "Good For You" Video in Flawless Fashion

If you"re a fan of Comedy Central"s most consistently gut-busting series (sorry, South Park), then you know Daniel Tosh is a master of using his strangely snake-like body to elicit LOLs.

We"ve seen just about every inch of Daniel"s anatomy over the course of Tosh.0"s seven seasons, but somehow he"s taken creepy, Buffalo Bill-style sexuality to a new level in his epic re-creation of Selena Gomez"s "Good For You" music video.

We won"t spoil the surprise guest who fills in for A$ AP Rocky, but we will say the man deserves major props for signing on to such an absurdly hilarious project.

And for that, we thank him.

Lark Voorhies Divorces Sketchy Husband Jimmy Green

Back in April, Lark Voorhies married Jimmy Green in a quickie ceremony at a Vegas chapel.

Almost immediately, information about Green began to emerge that left Voorhies friends and family more than a little concerned.

First we learned that Green was wanted by police for a bizarre, violent incident that had taken place several years prior.

Shortly thereafter, Lark’s mother claimed that Green was a homeless gang member who basically got together with Lark so that he’d have a place to stay. 

Now, TMZ is reporting that Lark has finally filed for divorce, but remarkably, it might have been Green’s decision to end the marriage.

Green tells the website that Lark was the one to file because he couldn’t figure out how (?!) so she did it at his request.

He continues to deny that he’s homeless (though he admits to being in a gang) and says the marriage would’ve worked were it not for Lark’s meddling mom.

The important thing is, Lark has removed herself from a volatile and potentially dangerous situation.

As a bonus, it looks as though Green will not be receiving any spousal support. Although sadly, those closest to Lark say her Saved By the Bell money dried up long ago, anyway.

High School Player Slams Teammate with RKO

Professional wrestling may be fake, but the stunt pulled in the following video is very much real.

The footage features two high school football players lined up across from each other, presumably one to block and the other to attempt to get by him, simulating what happens on every play at the line of scrimmage.

But as soon as the whistle blows, one of the young men goes straight for an RKO, leaping up and slamming his teammate"s head down on his shoulder.

The RKO is the finishing move used by the WWE"s Randy Orton… and you can go ahead and call it as "fake" as you want.

But this sure looks like it hurt to us!

Back to the Future Day: Which Predictions Came True?

If you"ve so much as dipped a toe into the social media ocean today, then you"re certainly aware that October 21, 2015 has a special connection to a beloved "80s film classic.

Yes, this is the day that this is the day that Charlie Sheen"s character in Ferris Bueller is finally released from prison.

We kid! As you"ve no doubt been reminded by approximately 4,000 memes that have seen more mileage than Marty McFly"s down vest, it"s Back to the Future Day!

Naturally, the question on everyone"s mind is: How accurate was the 1989 sequel that predicted life in the far off future of the 21st Century?

Sadly, we don"t have self-tying Nikes yet, but in many other ways the film was pretty spot-on.

Astrophysicist, snappy dresser and all-around badass Neil deGrasse Tyson gave a rundown of what the film got right (and oh-so wrong) about the technological advancements we enjoy in 2015.

Strap in – because where we"re going, we don"t need roads:

 

1. Pocket Digital Cameras [Got it]

We’re all carrying tiny, hi-res digital cameras in our pockets. Granted, they look a little different than Doc Brown’s futuristic doo-hickey.

2. Video Chats [Got it]

Video chatting has existed for years. Of course, we tend to do it on much smaller screens.

3. Drone-walked Dogs. [Nope]

Sadly, lazy-ass people aren’t yet walking their dogs with drones. Though can this really be far off?

4. Multiple Home Fax Machines [WTF?]

This might be the film’s most wildly off-base predicition.

5. Double Neckties. [WTF?]

Although this one is pretty bad, too.

6. Thumbprint Locks. [Got it]

Most iPhone owners use one of these every day.

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