The Weeknd: Drunk Taylor Swift Got Handsy With Me!

Taylor Swift has no rivals when it comes to music sales and forming relationships with hot models.

But if anyone can give Taylor a run for her money in both departments, it’s Abel Tesfaye, aka The Weeknd.

The Weeknd is dating Bella Hadid and he’s already got one monster hit (“Can’t Feel My Face”) under his belt, with more sure to come. 

But hey, Taylor’s not worried about the competition. In fact, when it comes to The Weeknd, she just wants to play with his hella good hair.

“The whole time she was talking, she was kind of, like, petting my hair?” The Weeknd tells Rolling Stone in a recent interview. “I think she was just drawn to it — she must have been a little gone off a few drinks.

“And of course I’m not going to be like, ‘Hey, can you stop?’ I mean, it felt good! But when she started petting my hair, that’s when I was like, ‘I definitely need a drink.’”

When most folks start drunkenly petting your head, you can should immediately tell them to stop, but when the person who’s manhandling your mane makes a million dollars a day – well, maybe you just let them go to town. 

It doesn’t sound like dude minded all that much, but we’re a little disappointed to find out that Taylor’s the kind of person who thinks she can get hammered and do whatever she wants just because it’s The Weeknd. 

Leah Messer Loses Custody of Twins to Corey Simms

Leah Messer might have had the toughest year of any of the Teen Mom ladies, which is really saying something.

First, Leah went through an ugly divorce with Jeremy Calvert.

Shortly thereafter, the world learned of the severity of Leah’s drug problem on a series of Teen Mom episodes that focused on her prescription pill addiction. 

Now, In Touch magazine is reporting that Leah has lost her long custody battle against her first husband, Corey Simms.

“[Corey] was awarded primary custody effective immediately,” a source tells the tabloid. “Leah only gets the girls on the weekends now. Leah’s been crying. She never thought this would happen.”

Corey fought Leah for custody of the couple’s 5-year-old twin daughters Ali and Aleeah back in 2014, on the grounds that Leah’s drug use was preventing her from providing a safe environment for the kids.

A court-ordered drug test came back, however, clean and Leah was able to retain custody.

Shortly thereafter, Leah spiraled out of control and eventually checked into a 30-day treatment program. Messer completed rehab back in July, but insiders say she quickly returned to her old ways.

“Leah’s really been screwing up since then, so Corey took her back to court,” the source said. “The judge looked at the girls’ school records, which show that they’ve been late for school and made the change in custody.” 

Sources say Leah has no immediate plans to repeal the court’s decision. 

Watch Teen Mom online to relive some of Leah’s most dramatic moments.

View Slideshow: Leah Messer Bad Parenting Excuse Hall of Fame

Kim Kardashian Surprise Party: What Did Kanye Do Now?

Kanye West did it again this week. 

The master of the unexpected (remember when he rented out AT&T Park to propose to Kim Kardashian?), Kanye once again took his wife by surprise on the occasion of her 35th birthday.

On Wednesday afternoon, the rapper made Kim believe she was simply attending a movie with her husband…

… only for the couple to show up at Cinepolis Luxury Cinemas in Westlake Village and for Kardashian to realize they weren’t alone.

“My husband never ceases the amaze me!” Kim wrote as a caption to a photo of the cake pictured above.

“He rented out the entire movie theater to screen the new Steve Jobs (It’s sooooo good BTW) and had all of my family & close friends come dressed up as their best pregnant Kim look (fake baby bumps provided on arrival!).”

She continued to explain/gush:

“Not sure if that was to make me feel less huge or just a fun cool theme but I loved it & had the best time ever, feeling so very comfortable eating churros with a bunch of pregnant women! Just what I needed, the perfect chill yummy food birthday!!!!”

While Khloe Kardashian did not attend the festivites, in order to remain with an ailing Lamar Odom, guests on hand included most of the usual suspects:

Kris Jenner, boyfriend, Corey Gamble, Kourtney Kardashian, Caitlyn Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner and Kylie’s boyfriend Tyga.

Earlier in the day, meanwhile, Khloe did send along her best wishes on Instagram, writing:

“Happy birthday Keeks!!. I pray you know how loved and dope you are!!! You continuously amaze me by how you do it all.

“Thank you for always being there for everyone! Today is about you!!! Enjoy it Mrs West!!! I love you, My bestie, my sister, my rider!”

View Slideshow: 11 Moments Kim Kardashian Wishes You’d Forget

Khloe Kardashian: Nude on New Book Cover!

Khloe Kardashian isn’t just getting back together with Lamar Odom.

She’s also getting down to business on the cover of her upcoming book. NAKED BUSINESS, that is!

The 31-year old reality star takes a page (literally! Sort of!) from sister Kim Kardashian on the cover of “Strong Looks Better Naked,” an upcoming memoir that features Khloe lying in a seductive pose.

She’s not wearing a shred of clothing in the image.

As for what a reader can expect once he or she gets past this snapshot of Khloe Kardashian nude?

The book will be comprised of how-to advice; lifestyle tips; and personal stories from Khloe, whose struggle to lose weight has been well-documented.

It will also delve into her relationship history, though these chapters are already outdated, considering Kardashian spent the last week by the side of her sick estranged husband.

She then broke up with boyfriend James Harden… and then agreed to give her marriage to Lamar Odom another shot after he swore off drugs forever.

“I am so excited about sharing my philosophy on how I live and the power of strength,” Khloé said via statement when the book was first announced.

“I hope to be an inspiration to readers everywhere on how they can create their own true strength and beauty inside and out.”

Khloe’s memoir will come out on November 3.

She previously co-released/co-authored the 2010 tome Kardashian Konfidential, along with the 2012 novel Dollhouse with her sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian.

View Slideshow: 17 Kontroversial Khloe Kardashian Photos