Kanye West: STILL Trying to Bury Sex Tape With Kim Kardashian Lookalike!

Back in 2012, several media outlets reported that a Kanye West sex tape was being shopped to various adult film distributors.

Somewhat embarrassingly, Kanye reportedly made the tape with a Kim Kardashian lookalike, back when the real Kim was still married to Kris Humphries. Perhaps that’s why he’s willing to pay big bucks to make certain the footage never goes public:

According to Radar Online, Kanye recently shelled out a seven-figure sum in order to ensure that anyone who attempts to sell or distribute the tape will face serious legal consequences.

“A Hollywood businessman who brokered other sex tapes with celebrities successfully negotiated the deal,” a source tells the website. “Kanye was very relieved! It would have been a disaster had it ever been released.

“The sex tape was shopped and there was a lot of interest, but behind-the-scenes, Kanye freaked out! He would have done anything to make sure it stayed private.”

Several sources have confirmed that there were at least two Kanye sex tapes in existence at one point, but it looks as though they’ve both been buried.

There’s still no word on who Yeezy’s Kim-like co-star was, but we can’t help but notice that Myla Sinanaj has been awfully quiet on the matter. Just sayin’. 

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14 Times Kate Middleton Did Not Approve of Your Christmas Gifts

The Duchess of Cambridge is perhaps one of the kindest and most down-to-earth members of the royal family, perhaps because she herself comes from commoner roots.

Let"s imagine, however, that Her Royal Highness got a little too comfortable in her position at future consort, and displayed her taste for the good life in the most garish way possible.

Let"s see, shall we?

1. You Brought Me Flowers. Again.

Is there somewhere I could have a lie down?

2. It’s sparkly, one supposes.

The next one will most likely give me carpal tunnel.

3. Look What You’ve Done!

Christmas is canceled on account of you mouth breathers.

4. Good Heavens

Do you have any priceless bottles lying around?

5. SOS

Where’s that sodding drinks cart?

6. It’s Been A Very Long Season.

Does being a tribute come with a nap?

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Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto: Dating?!

It’s been over a year since we first heard rumors about Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto hooking up, but it seems that the eccentric stars are still going at it.

Or, rather, they’re back to going at it after Miley took some time off from the singles scene for her ill-fated relationship with Patrick Schwarzenegger.

The point is, she and Leto are knockin’ boots once again – and it sounds like they may have a genuine relationship brewing.

“Miley thinks the world of Jared, and she really looks up to him,” an insider tells Hollywood Life. “They have more than just a physical connection. They’re on the same page in so many ways.

“They love talking about politics, art, spirituality, and sexuality – nothing is off limits. A lot of the time when they get together, they stay up talking until the sun comes up.”

Oh, man. Try to imagine an all-night Miley Cyrus-Jared Leto conversation about spirituality. Unless your college dormmate was a perma-stoned philosophy major, you can’t do it.

Anyway, the insider says that Miley and Jared try to pretend they’re just friends with benefits, but their friends can see that there’s more going on.

“It’s super casual, but he’s more than just a hookup buddy, as they genuinely care about each other,” says the source. 

Wow. Sounds like these two are one intense acid trip away from being married by a shaman in Joshua Tree. 

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Outlander Season 2 Promo: Can the Future Be Changed?

Are you ready to take another trip into the past?

In order to change the future?

Starz has come out with the first official trailer for Outlander Season 2, though the network is being mean and is yet to announce when new installments of this smash hit drama actually return.

We just know we"ll see Jamie and Claire again some time this spring.

We also know Claire will be pregnant on Season 2, with the following preview giving us a look at Jamie caressing his love"s baby bump in bed.

Elsewhere, the couple is now in France, talking about how they can put a stop to the Jacobite uprising in order to save the lives of nearly everyone they know… and, as noted above, in order to change the future.

They are wearing fancy clothes. There"s a sword fight at one point. There are some sky-high powdered wigs. There are some intense, bloody battles.

And, yes, Jamie has his shirt off. At which point in the trailer?

You"ll need to watch and see! (And then watch and see again and again and again and again once more, we"re guessing. Right, ladies?)

Click Play below and prepare to be taken back into a world of sex, intrigue, suspense, violence and, hopefully, no more torture.

(Seriously, Starz. No more torture please. We got quite enough last year, thank you.)