The Duchess of Cambridge is perhaps one of the kindest and most down-to-earth members of the royal family, perhaps because she herself comes from commoner roots.
Let"s imagine, however, that Her Royal Highness got a little too comfortable in her position at future consort, and displayed her taste for the good life in the most garish way possible.
Let"s see, shall we?
1. You Brought Me Flowers. Again.
Is there somewhere I could have a lie down?
2. It’s sparkly, one supposes.
The next one will most likely give me carpal tunnel.
3. Look What You’ve Done!
Christmas is canceled on account of you mouth breathers.
4. Good Heavens
Do you have any priceless bottles lying around?
5. SOS
Where’s that sodding drinks cart?
6. It’s Been A Very Long Season.
Does being a tribute come with a nap?
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