Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Fakes Wardrobe Malfunctions

We know you’ve seen Lindsay Lohan naked before, but like any great artist (or desperate, coked up-has been) Lindsay knows how to offer up new variations on an old idea.

First, there’s her latest cover shoot. It’s an artsy black-and-white job for some magazine you’ve never heard of:

So yeah, it’s exactly like the last 17 Lindsay Lohan cover shots in that way.

Where LiLo really gets creative is in the accompanying video that she made for the bafflingly-titled No Tofu magazine.

Unlike when Lindsay posed for Playboy, or when she ran around naked at that wedding, or any of the other hundreds of times she’s flashed her goods to the world, she’s pretending like the nudity is accidental this time.

Because obviously, Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not shy.

Be warned, this video contains nothing you haven’t seen many, many times before:

Lindsay Lohan Naked For No Tofu Magazine

Yes, Linds kept the artsy B&W theme going in some exotic European-looking locale, guzzling champagne straight from the bottle, writhing around to some lounge version of a Taylor Swift song, and flashing her T&A.

We’re not sure why this video exists, but we suppose it’s a slightly less obvious cry for attention than the time Lindsay wore a fake engagement ring to a party. 

We’re kinda feeling this mega-desperate phase of her “career.” We can’t wait to see what she pulls next. We’re guessing nude sky-diving over an NFL game. 

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Kendall Jenner, Lea Michele & More: Star Sightings 12.09.15

Kendall Jenner wore a fuzzy-wuzzy jacket on her plane ride home to Los Angeles, while Lea Michele wore a gorgeous, for-fitting Michael Kors dress to The Hollywood Reporter"s Women in Entertainment breakfast, alongside Lena Dunham and Kris Jenner.  

Gwyneth Paltrow presented her friend, Rob Lowe with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and Mariah Carey brought down the house in New York with her bad-ass Christmas jingles.

See what else your favorite celebs were up to.

 

1. Kendall Jenner Lands at LAX

Kendall Jenner arrives at LAX on December 8th, 2015.

2. Gabrielle Carteris, Jason George, Anna Faris: 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Nominations

Gabrielle Carteris, Jason George, Anna Faris onstage during the 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards nominations announcement held at Silver Screen Theater at the Pacific Design Center on December 9, 2015 in West Hollywood, California.

3. Mariah Carey Performs at Beacon Theatre

Mariah Carey performs at the Mariah Carey Second Annual ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ Concert at Beacon Theatre on December 8, 2015 in New York City.

4. Lena Dunham: The Hollywood Reporter’s Annual Women In Entertainment

Lena Dunham arrives at The Hollywood Reporter’s Annual Women In Entertainment Breakfast at Milk Studios on December 9, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

5. Joe Jonas Lands at LAX

Joe Jonas lands at LAX in Los Angeles, CA on December 8th, 2015

6. Josh Harnett: ‘Penny Dreadful’ Set

Josh Harnett is seen filming ‘Penny Dreadful’ in Dublin City Centre in Dublin, Ireland on December 9th, 2015.

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Kim Kardashian: Stressed Out, Hiring Extra Nannies, Source Claims

As you’ve probably heard by now, Kim Kardashian gave birth to a son earlier this week.

Kim endured a difficult pregnancy and an intensely painful delivery, so insiders say she was doubly thrilled to welcome a bouncing baby boy into the world.

Then she named him Saint for some reason, but that’s a gripe for another time.

Anyway, Kim just returned home with her new bundle of joy a couple days ago, and while she’s undoubtedly relieved to have her second pregnancy over with and her second baby safe at home, sources say she’s already feeling the strain of having a toddler and an infant under the same roof.

“Kim and Kanye are definitely going to be hiring extra help,” a source close to the family tells Radar Online. “It is already way too much for them to handle and it has only been three days!”

Kim reportedly fretted that she “wasn’t ready” for another child throughout her pregnancy, and now it seems her worst fears may be coming true.

“She can barely take care of one,” says the source. “But having a second child [has given] her even more reason to hire more help.”

Well, we hate to hear that Kim is feeling so overwhelmed. But hey, if there’s any couple that can afford to hire some extra help, it’s Kimye. 

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs!

Teresa Giudice: Bravo Special Flops! Co-Stars Pay the Price!

Did you watch Teresa Checks In when it aired on Bravo back in October? That’s okay; neither did anyone else!

Yes, Teresa’s prison special tanked with viewers, but we guess that was to be expected for a reality series in which the title star never actually appears on camera. 

Apparently, however, network execs thought they’d have a Garden State-sized hit on their hands, so when the ratings dropped lower than Teresa’s hairline, they decided to make up their money by dipping into the Real Housewives of New Jersey budget.

Yes, according to Radar Online, Bravo made major cuts to the show that made the Giudices famous, even going so far as to slash a few salaries.

But even though she’s indirectly responsible for the penny-pinching, Teresa’s contract reportedly remains untouched.

“Bravo cut the RHONJ budget in half,” a source tells the website. “They cut the budget because the ratings for Teresa’s special were so bad.

“They used to spend around $ 6 million on Jersey. Now they are spending less than $ 3 million.”

The site reports that Teresa will still receive her previously agreed-upon $ 1 million for the show’s seventh season. Yes, she’ll be paid fully one-third of the budget for the entire season. Girl better bring the post-prison drama!

View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates

Teresa’s sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga is also safe, having signed a six-figure deal just days before the network decided to reduce costs.

Unfortunately, newcomers Robyn Levy and Christina Flores weren’t quite so lucky…

“Robyn and Christina are getting $ 40,000 in total,” says the insider.

Granted, part of the reason for their relatively paltry salaries is the fact that Robyn and Christina are serving in a part-time “friends of the Housewives” capacity, but even so, the franchise’s first lesbian couple was reportedly expecting twice that much.

But hey, that’s Teresa for you. Even from behind bars, she’ll find a way to screw you over.