Kendra Wilkinson CROSSES the TMI Line on Twitter

Anyone who participates in social media knows that TMI posts are just part of the deal.

However, there are limits. More specifically, there is a poop boundary.

Sadly, no one told Kendra Wilkinson.

So, I guess it’s up to us: one simply does not share the state of their bowel movements with nearly three million followers, even in times of digestive distress.

The former Playboy Bunny was talking poop BAD the other night on Twitter, unleashing the following disturbing tweets:

• “Omg I gotta take a sh*t so bad n no bathrooms around me rt now. (Scream emoji.)”


• “It’s so bad. That feeling when it comes and goes but when it comes feels like a contraction.”


• “I got to bathroom but the weird thing is nothing came out. (Sad face emoji.)”

Right. That’s very specific, even for Kendra.

The Kendra on Top star is certainly known for being an over-sharer (and in all honesty, yeah, we’ve all been there, girl) but she really should know better.

She must’ve had a moment of clarity because she’s since deleted the craptastic tweets, and some have speculated that her account may have been hacked.

However, Kendra has made no reference to the incident.

So for those of you just dying to know what happened to Kendra’s vanishing turd, well, it just may remain a mystery for the ages.

We hope.

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Kylie Jenner Adjusts Boobs, Rocks Red Latex in New Instagram Video

You know you"re a next-level Instagram celeb when you can remain fully clothed, and your 7-second video still gets a million likes.

That"s the point Kylie Jenner has reached at the tender age of 18.

Of course, it doesn"t hurt that she"s adjusting her boobs, sporting what appears to be a red latex dress, and making pouting her lips at the camera.

As far as we can tell, this is Kylie"s way of advertising her new lip kit color, but somehow, we don"t think her makeup is what most of her followers are focusing on here.

Kylie"s biggest fans might notice that this is the same dress Ms. Jenner was sporting when she told the paparazzi that she plans to marry Tyga. 

We don"t where she was going or why she was all gussied-up, but clearly Kylizzle was in a provocative mood that night.

Anyway, Kylie is obviously back with Tyga, obsessing over her lips and making sexy-eyes to her Instagram followers, so we guess all is right with the world.

Sure, it"ll probably be about a week before Tyga gets caught cheating with a Brazilian model again, but they"ll cross that bridge when they come to it.

Love means never having to say you"re sorry for banging a Brazilian model.

Kris Jenner: Did She Sleep with O.J. Simpson?!?

On Tuesday night, FX aired The People vs. O.J. Simpson, a well reviewed drama that centered on how the Juice once ran loose in Brentwood, California and likely killed his ex-wife.

In related news, meanwhile, Star Magazine alleges that Simpson’s man juice once ran loose all over Kris Jenner. If you know what we mean!

Indeed, because six months can’t go by without this rumor resurfacing, Star is the latest tabloid to claim that Kris Jenner once had an affair with O.J. Simpson.

The National Enquirer and In Touch Weekly previously made waves by writing that Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s father.

As you can see above, the cover story vows to reveal details regarding a “shocking affair” between the reality star and very troubled former running back.

It also teases that the imprisoned Simpson is “Khloe’s real father,” with the affiliated article stating that “Kris has long been suspected of having a torrid affair with Simpson.”

That’s true.

She has been suspected of this. By other supermarket tabloids that lack anything resembling proof.

“Where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. And there seems to be a lot of smoke where Kris and O.J. are concerned,” one hilarious insider says in the article.

Nevermind! We take it back! That’s all the proof one needs.

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Kris Jenner, of course, was married to Robert Kardashian before the latter died of cancer many years ago.

Kardashian served as one of Simpson’s defense attorneys in his 1994 murder trial and was close to the family in general.

Kris has referred to Simpson as acting like a “big brother” to her back in the day, but has vehemently denied ever sleeping with him.

An earlier story, however, claims that Kim Kardashian believes O.J. is Khloe’s real father, which is really all the evidence we need.

That, and the whole “smoke-fire” thing mentioned above.

Kim Kardashian Shares Her Favorite SEX TOYS in V-Day Gift Guide

Just when you thought you had all you needed to know about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s sexual proclivities, the mom of two (three if you count Kanye) took to her app to share her sex toy recommendations – and just in time for Valentine’s Day!

Among the products posted in her Valentine’s Day gift guide “Behind Closed Doors” are:

• Couple’s vibrating cock ring


• Another vibe that looks like a mini bowling pin


• 50 Shades of Grey riding crop


• Edible undies


• Mesh handcuffs


• Chocolate body fondue

Sounds like she’s spiced things up quite a bit since her amateur sex tape with Ray J, which has been used by many as a solid alternative to Ambien.

Noticeably absent from this list, however, is any doo dad that might suggest any sort of butt play, because even though his ex Amber Rose made it clear that he did, Kanye West wants everyone to know that he most definitely does NOT like it like that.

YOU GOT THAT, EVERYBODY?

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS https://t.co/HG6CMPARxA pic.twitter.com/2ABaNIidLL

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 2, 2016

Oddly enough, Kim also suggests a stripper pole as part of her guide – a bit ironic since Kanye has criticized Amber on numerous occasions for her past occupation as an exotic dancer.

While there are a few reasonably-priced items on her list (like a book of sex coupons for $ 5 and a Let’s F**k The XXX Board Game for $ 10), Kim also encourages $ 86 rose petals and a $ 10,000 bottle of champagne.

But I suppose if you’re on a budget you can just pluck your own petals from a gas station bouquet and while you’re there grab a $ 5 bottle of Andre Brut.

See? Even we plebes can get kinky like Kimye with a little creativity. 

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