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Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Tori Spelling: My Alter-Ego Likes to PEE EVERYWHERE!
In the newest episode for Kocktails With Khloe, host Khloe Kardashian really should"ve passed out rain coats to her guests.
Why, you ask? Because on the show, Tori Spelling just announced that when she gets drunk, she PEES all over the damn place.
Now, that just took the piss out of my day. Or rather, put it in.
While playing a round of "Truth or Dare," Tori picks truth and Khloe asks, "Where is the strangest place you"ve ever peed?"
And do you think the Beverly Hills 90210 alum would give a run-of-the-mill answer like "Oh, behind a bush once."
No way. The blonde, who we recently learned is flat broke, unleashes a tsunami of pissing truths we probably would"ve been just fine not knowing about.
She reveals that she has a drunk alter-ego called "Terri," who it turns out is positively Terri-ble.
"When Terri comes to visit, she is cray-cray, and one of her things is, she likes to pee, and she pees, like, anywhere. Like, she will piss under the table… she will pee in a potted plant," she confesses to a room of horrified guests.
Given that the premise of the talk show is, you know, getting drunk, you can see everyone tense up in anticipation of an unwanted golden shower from Tori/Terri.
"Terri is super fun!" says Tori.
UHHH, she doesn"t sound super fun to me. She sounds super smelly.
But it turns out Terri is also super considerate.
"If we were having the most amazing conversation, I would literally drink this glass, and rather sit here and piss in it so we can continue our conversation than get up and leave you," she tells Khloe.
We predict Tori will see a marked decrease in party invites this year.
We also imagine Tori"s new landlord is just thrilled to hear this news. Tori and her husband Dean McDermott just rented a $ 7,500 a month shack in Encino, which may or may not now be saturated in urine.
Kocktails with Khloe: 15 More Rounds Ordered!
Thank you, viewers. FYI will have another.
And another… and another… and another.
The network announced via press release today that it has ordered 15 additional episodes of Kocktails with Khloe, the talk show anchored by Khloe Kardashian that features her and a number of friends/loved ones just sitting around, talking about life and stuff.
The program debuted on January 20 as the highest-rated series premiere in network history across vital demographics.
Explained Senior Vice President of Programming and Development, Gena McCarthy, in confirming the news:
Khloe and her iconic brand have struck a chord with FYI viewers, who have been extremely interactive with the show on social media.
“Her ability to draw upscale millennial viewers across all our platforms in record numbers is a game changer for FYI.”
The next installment will air this evening on FYI and include guests Tori Spelling, Ne-Yo, T-Pain, Sonja Morgan (The Real Housewives of New York City) and King Bach.
Adds Executive Producer and Pilgrim Media Group CEO, Craig Piligian:
“Khloé’s creativity, wit and work ethic make her a perfect host and an ideal partner for Pilgrim. We’re thrilled to continue working with Khloé and FYI as we further our unique spin on primetime talk.”
With this deal, Khloe has officially outlasted mother Kris Jenner, whose trainwreck of a daytime talk show lasted for a mere six episodes.
Way to go, Keeks!
LeAnn Rimes to Dean Sheremet: NEVER Talk About Me!
It’s been almost seven years since LeAnn Rimes left Dean Sheremet for Eddie Cibrian, and they’re both remarried now, so you would think the emotional scars would be more or less healed.
At the very least, you’d think that Dean would be the one who’s still pissed, but apparently it’s LeAnn who just can’t move on from the whole messy affair.
According to a letter obtained by In Touch, LeAnn was not happy when she learned that Dean makes a couple passing mentions about their life together in his new cookbook.
The missive from her attorneys threatens Dean with legal consequences if he makes LeAnn look bad in any way.
Dean says they have nothing to worry about, and correctly points out that he’s allowed to write about the events of his own life.
“The lawyers wanted to know what details I included about LeAnn,” Sheremet tells the tabloid. “I just don’t get it. She already killed my happiness the first time around. [It’s like], ‘Move on already, LeAnn. I’ve moved on!’
“I worked very hard on this book and I’m proud of it. I’m on people’s radar because of my past with her. I can’t erase my past; I referred to it and was very respectful. I’m not the one who cheated.”
Sheremet married Sarah Silver in 2011, and he’s mostly kept mum on the topic of his marriage to LeAnn.
Our guess is Mrs. Rimes-Cibrian got tired of feuding with Brandi Glanville and decided to try a new foe on for size.
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