Matt Baier: Preparing to Fight Baby Mamas in Court!

There’s been so much drama surrounding Amber Portwood’s fiance, Matt Baier, that it’s tough for even the most hardcore Teen Mom fans to keep up, so allow us to bring you up to speed:

Baier is a deadbeat dad and one of the most colossal douches in existence.

In fairness, we should say Baier is allegedly a deadbeat dad (the douche part has been verified by our crack research team).

Of course, if the allegations against him are true, he’s basically the deadbeat dad equivalent of a serial killer.

Six women have come forward claiming that Baier fathered eight children whom he refuses to support.

Now, Radar Online is reporting that Baier is preparing to face the women in court in order to avoid paying tens of thousands in back child support. 

According to the site, Baier has hired (presumably with Amber’s money) a high-end attorney named Vanessa Lopez-Aguilera (which sounds like a name made up by someone who loves TV singing competitions) to represent him in four separate cases.

One of the six baby mamas apparently accepted an out-of-court settlement, and another has yet to provide sufficient evidence of paternity, but will probably sue at some point.

So for now, Baier will only be arguing against four single moms in court. We’re sure Amber is loving the publicity.

Scott Disick to Girls: Sign This NDA, Then We Can Party

Those who choose to hang with the Lord must adhere to certain rules.

If you’re down in Mexico this week, look out for Scott Disick, who is reportedly staying at Joe Francis’ home, Casa Aramara in Puerta Vallarta. 

And if you want to party with Disick after da clubs close down, then you’ll have to sign some paperwork. 

According to Page Six, Disick (who completed his latest rehab stint last November) has been seen partying with girls down in Puerto Vallarta, and “hanging with wild college kids on spring break.”

Classic Lord, taking full advantage of spring break.

Wait!  There’s a catch for the university youths looking to Instagram/Tweet/Write a tell-all about their nights with the Lord.  

Anyone choosing to hang out with Disick on a one-on-one basis must first sign a non-disclosure agreement, and check their phones at the door.

Beyond those doors, however, awaits a slightly pathetic Disick.

“All he talks about is the custody” issue with his three kids – Mason, Penelope and Reign, a source told the column.

“He’s Mr. Doom and Gloom.”

TMZ reports that Kourtney Kardashian has allowed Disick visitation rights, so long as he remains sober, but witnesses in Mexico saw him in SB mode, drinking cocktails and beers.

UGHSCOTTCHECKYOURSELFDONTWRECKYOURSELF.

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Rob Kardashian CONFIRMS Blac Chyna Pregnancy on Instagram?!

Earlier this week, a story about Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna picking out baby names made the rounds online.

We figured at best it was Rob and Blac’s attempt to troll the Kardashians, and at worst, just some tabloid BS cooked up for a slow news day.

Now, however, it looks as though there might be something to those rumors of a Blac-Rob baby.

First, Blac was spotted declining alcohol and sipping a Diet Coke at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills.

That may not seem like a big deal, but Blac loves to party (she was arrested for being drunk and disorderly at an Austin airport bar just last month), and those in her inner circle say that if she weren’t drinking for two, she would definitely be drinking booze.

“A pregnancy is the only thing that would make her quit alcohol,” a source close to Blac told OK! magazine.

It’s not exactly hard evidence, and we don’t blame you if you’re not convinced, but there’s more to the story.

Yesterday, Rob declared his love for Blac in an Instagram message in which he also issued a stern “f–k y’all” to his haters.

The message initially gained attention due to its weird hostility toward unnamed critics, but now people are taking notice for a different reason:

Rob concluded his angry caption with two baby bottle Emojis.

Again, not exactly solid proof, but it would pretty weird of Rob to caption a photo of Blac with baby bottle Emojis if she wasn’t pregnant, wouldn’t it?

Yes, but then again, Rob is a pretty weird guy.

Just don’t be surprised if there’s an announcement sometime in the next few months, is all we’re saying.

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James Kennedy Music Video: Glow Sticks + Drunk Driving FTW!!!

WTF am I watching?

James Kennedy- DJ, SUR bus boy and aspiring music producer (I guess?) – has released a music video for his techno single, "Don"t Look Down."

If there"s a storyline, then I"ve missed it.  

The video"s director choose a few different locals for the shoot, none of which have anything to do with the song"s title (unless the luxury hi-rise has meaning in the literal sense).

In the opening, Kennedy wakes up in said luxury hi-rise in Century City (the same one where Candy Spelling owns a place).  From his bed, Kennedy takes a shot of Patron, ready to take on the day.

In the next scene, Kennedy takes yet another shot with Max Vanderpump-Todd while valet brings someone else"s Rolls Royce around.

Properly lubricated with at least two shots of tequila at this point, Kennedy gets behind the wheel of the Rolls Royce as Max takes his seat on the passenger site (their bottle of Patron in his hands).

The joyride consists of changing lanes without a signal, Kennedy tapping arrogantly along to his beat and Vanderpump-Todd sticking his entire body out the window.

WHERE ARE THE COPS!?

The next scene finds Kennedy waving glow-sticks in a traffic tunnel in broad daylight, followed by him pacing through an English garden, looking equal parts sullen and perplexed.

The music video ends with a rewind of blue painted pour all over Kennedy"s body, which he then glitterbombs.

I don"t get it.