Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 19 Recap: Effing James and Kristen!

On Vanderpump Rules Season 4 Episode 19, Katie Maloney tried to force Lisa Vanderpump to have her engagement party at Villa Rose.

Meanwhile, James Kennedy banged Kristen Doute. On his BMW.

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If you watch Vanderpump Rules online on the reg, you know Katie and her co-stars have … interesting relationships to say the least.

Lisa sorta gave in, but had A LOT to say when Katie persisted that Stassi Schroeder and Kirsten Doute should be on the guest list.

The HBIC let Katie use Villa Rosa as long as she uninvited Kristen and Stassi. Those two understood … and then talked about crashing it.

That move should go over incredibly well, don’t you think?

Probably the #1 takeaway from the night was the fact that James Kennedy and Kristen Doute stopped fighting and were horny AF.

When they went back to her apartment to get it in, Stassi was sleeping in her bed, so … they resorted to railing each other on the BMW.

Not in, on. These two know how to keep it classy. And then break up in epic fashion and bang other people immediately as revenge.

Co-dependency is real, people. As is rampant narcissism.

Incredibly (or perhaps not, considering it’s these two), James had just admitted that he did sleep with Jenna before his split with Kristen.

He laughed about it. She cried about it and stormed out.

Yet, somehow, they were slapping bodies before we knew it … after which he told horny side piece Lala Kent about it, and she got jealous.

Just another day in the life of James Effing Kennedy.

While all this was going on, Jax Taylor was forced to take a red eye to Hawaii to face the consequences of sunglasses theft. In person.

Faced with a looming criminal case, Jax plunged into an existential crisis, and he began questioning everything in his sad, lonely life.

That includes his romance with Brittany Cartwright.

You’d think he would be inclined to get more serious after taking a long, hard look at his life, but he … told her he’s not a fan of marriage.

Obviously, she was far from pleased, but in Jax’s mind, he paid for her fake boobs, so she should at least be happy with that. #Logic.

Elsewhere, Tom Sandoval shot a music video in order to kick start his music career, but whether he makes it big is a different story.

Think he’s got what it takes to be a star?!

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Teen Mom OG Reunion Recap: All About Matt Baier (and Butch)

The latest, iconic season of Teen Mom OG is now a part of history, but Dr. Drew is back to pick up the pieces in the post-mortem reunion.

Last week, Farrah Abraham broke down as she recalled the events of the past year. On the docket for Monday’s Part II? Where to begin …

As expected Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley – and Amber’s fiance Matt Baier – battled it out in front of the cameras Monday night.

The lovebirds and enemies have been embroiled in an epic beef, with Gary calling Matt’s life “trash” and saying he’s a deadbeat dad.

Rumors have been circulating for months to that effect.

Amber categorically explained that her man does not have seven children, or eight, as some sources claim … Matt Baier has five kids.

Whom he has never abandoned, thankyouverymuch.

Gary, of course, blindsided Amber with a report that Baier has seven kids on the show – a tactic Matt called him out for on the reunion.

“I was completely shocked because I’m thinking in my head, ‘Oh, my God – this man has seven kids. He lied to me,"” Amber explained.

Matt’s explanation: “Those are really painful memories for me, so I kinda pushed them aside. It gets made to be more seedy than it really was.”

“Oh, ‘He had children when he was younger, and then he abandoned them in despair.’ That’s not what happened. They have families.”

“They were raised in wonderful families. I would have done nobody any good being around them back then. Five. There’s five total.”

Despite Matt calling his baby mamas publicity hungry and denouncing many of the rumors as a “fallacy,” Gary Shirley wasn’t buying it.

“We’re dealing with your whole life of trash too, though,” he said. “How can a man adore my kid but not his own, his own flesh and blood?”

A fair question, even if his tactics and tone need work.

Dr. Drew ended up having to sit between Matt and Gary, registering around an 8.5 on the unintentional comedic awkwardness scale.

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Meanwhile, the video of Catelynn Lowell calling Farrah Abraham a hoebag was addressed, as was Tyler Baltierra’s suicide attempt.

Regarding the latter, Tyler revealed that he attempted to take his own life in middle school … only his attempt to hang himself failed.

“I thought once I jumped, my neck’s just gonna snap, and that’s gonna be straight … I’m gonna be done,” the reality star explained.

“When I jumped, and I’m struggling, and I can’t touch the ground, you know what I mean? I was like, ‘Oh, my God … this isn’t what I want.”

Tyler, who also admitted to being a “cutter,” said he tried to hide his injuries, but that his found him with “a rope burn from ear to ear.”

Meanwhile, Catelynn spoke of her own struggle with depression, saying she also contemplated suicide until Tyler pulled her out of it.

“He was the one who made me go see a psychologist,” she said, driving home just how much they’ve been through, and care for each other.

As for Tyler’s dad Butch? “Last time I see my ma, she’s flying through a kitchen window,” he told Dr. Drew via video chat last night.

Wait … what in the … ? “[My father] thought that my ma was sleeping with the neighbor, Earl. He had a steel hand. He was hardcore.”

These days, “my life is just so great right now, my soul can barely handle it,” he said. “I feel that I’m very adolescent … I try to stay in shape.”

“I get a lot of response from the Instagram and the Twitter.” Dr. Drew said it best: “Slow clap for Butch for just about everything he’s said.”

As for Farrah and Catelynn and their epic shade? There were insults and accusations thrown, and clearly there’s some bad blood here.

It all culminated in Farrah uttering the all-time iconic sentence: “I don’t even go out of my way to engage in this conversation. Goodbye.”

Apparently that did the trick. Cate apologized for saying “hurtful things” and said she “had a buzz,” and Farrah accepted this. #Blessed.

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The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 10 Recap: The Women Tell ALL (or Not)!

On The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 10, Ben Higgins had to face the music from all the women he has cut loose thus far here in 2016.

As always, if you want to know who wins Ben’s final final rose on the finale … there was not a lot in this two hours of filler for you.

Then again, The Bachelor spoilers have you covered. Hard.

If you prefer to remain spoiler-free … don’t click the link above, but feel free to read our recap of the nonsense that is the Women Tell All.

In the aftermath of the overnight dates, The Bachelor Season 20 Episode 10 saw Mr. Higgins and other familiar faces in the hot seat.

If you watch The Bachelor online, you know how this annual prelude to the finale goes, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t highlights.

Yes, season after season, the filler is mundane, but at least we know Rachel is still Unemployed, and Tiara is still a Chicken Enthusiast.

We also got to revisit Jubilee, a.k.a. Jubs, who became a fan favorite with many viewers, but not a favorite among the girls in the house.

Jami and Amber claimed Jubilee called herself “the real black girl,” and saying things like “you’re not black enough” to Jami and Amber.

Lace, a.k.a. the Crazy Girl from earlier this season, and Olivia Caridi, who claimed her insane title and then some, both made appearances.

In Olivia’s case, she didn’t come across as sympathetic as she’d (probably) hoped, but she did get a chance to apologize to her co-stars.

There was at least a little self-awareness there, no?

Also, Becca Tilley forgot which season she was on and referred to The Bachelor as Chris (Soules) in a blooper shown to the audience.

Just imagine when Nick Viall returns for a third season and woos Caila Quinn The Bachelorette this summer. He’s destined to do this.

And finally, Ben Higgins is engaged!! To someone!

We don’t know who, of course, but he flat out said that he would marry the person he chose tomorrow if he could. So it’s going well.

Or he’s putting on a good front. One or the other.

Who do you think Ben will pick? Who should he pick? Hit the comments below to discuss, and yes, read the spoilers above for answers.

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