Farrah Abraham Launches Most Random Business Venture Yet

Farrah Abraham is more than just a reality star. 

In addition to her “work” as one of the original stars of the Teen Mom franchise, Farrah makes porn (sorry, “sex tapes”), she strips, she even sells plastic molds of her lady bits to fans who want the full Farrah experience.

Now, Farrah is proving that she can do more than help you masturbate; she can also furnish your home!

Yes, Farrah announced the launch of Furnished by Farrah today – a business that thus far consists of an Instagram page and some photos of Farrah wearing lingerie.

“Thank you All for your support on all of my endeavors as a woman in business. I’ve been lucky to do realestate for acouple years now & now I get to grow into a successfull Furnishing company! Celebrate & Add,” Farrah captioned the above photo.

Like we said, Farrah’s been an entrepreneur for several years (We didn’t even realize she was a “successfull” “realestate” agent.), so we hesitate to offer advice, but it’s good to have a store, or at least a freakin’ website if you want to sell furniture.

In fairness, Ms. Abraham promised that both are coming soon.

Oh, one more piece of advice: While women in lingerie are always a safe bet in terms of Internet traffic, if you’re launching a furniture company, it’s good to include a piece of furniture or two in the ad campaign. Just sayin’.

Watch Teen Mom online to see Farrah’s evolution from clueless single mom to rich clueless single mom.

Kylie Jenner and Scott Disick Text Each Other. A Lot.

Apparantely the Lord is great at doling out relationship advice.

Those can’t do, teach, I guess?

Sources tell Radar Online that Scott Disick and Kylie Jenner are texting buddies, in the helpful bestie/older brother way.  Jenner seeks out advice from Disick when it comes to dealing with her boyfriend, Tyga.

“He’s been a total rock for her about the Tyga situation, talking her off a cliff countless times and really boosting her self-esteem,” the source added.

“Kylie’s insisted for years that people are too hard on Scott,” the source pointed out.

“She thinks he deserves a clean slate and everyone in the family needs to lighten up.”

Jenner has watched Disick and her sister, Kourtney Kardashian evolve from boyfriend/girlfriend to parents, complete with several break-ups in between.  Despite this, she’s always thought highly of Disick.

“Now their intense friendship has evolved and they’ve resolved to hang out even more often than they already do.”

This might not come as a shock to fans, who have seen Disick hang out with Jenner’s boyfriend, Tyga.  Since Disick knows Jenner well and likes Tyga, he probably offers up sage advice about not letting the bad stuff get in the way of love (I can’t believe I just typed that).

Friendship!

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Nick Young: I Cheated on Iggy Azalea...With Azealia Banks!

Earlier this week, we reported that Nick Young admitted to cheating on Iggy Azalea in a video recorded by his teammate D’Angelo Russell.

Yesterday, several sources claimed that Nicki Minaj leaked the footage in response to recent comments Iggy made about Nicki’s music. Now it seems another rap rival is involved in this scandal, and the situation might have just turned into Iggy’s worst nightmare:

In a statement posted to his Facebook page moments ago, Young admitted that not only was he unfaithful to Iggy, he cheated on her with her harshest critic, the similarly named, but actually talented Azealia Banks:

“I regret my actions, and regret such pain to someone I love so dearly,” Young wrote.

“But at the end of the day, Ms. Banks can straight up rap. I’ve been wanting to hit that ever since “212” came out. You ever listened to Iggy freestyle? Sounds like someone dropped an Australian Furby in a blender.”

Naturally, Banks took to Twitter to taunt Iggy about Young’s shocking revelation.

“I told Igloo Australia when she crawled out the kangaroo pouch that if she steals my name, I’m gonna steal her man,” Banks tweeted.

“I would tell her to take her ass back to Sydney or wherever, but Nick spends enough time down under for the both of them #WentThere”

Before any Iggy fans decide to go after Azealia on social media, we should note that this is an April Fools’ joke.

So you can both just calm down.

View Slideshow: Azealia Banks and Her Beefs: Who’s She Shading Now?

Kylie Jenner Snaps at Fans: DON"T TOUCH ME!!!

Kylie Jenner might say that her favorite sister is Khloe, but in terms of her demeanor (and appearance, and hunger for fame), she"s much more like Kim.

Both Kim and Kylie have the flat affect of a heavily-Xanaxed Ben Carson, so we"re always a little shocked on those rare occasions when one of them loses their temper.

We"ve seen Kylie get mad in the past, but for the most part, she"s pretty mellow.

We suppose being born into a life of unimaginable wealth, fame and privilege will have that effect on a young woman.

Anyway, despite the fact that she"s remained chill throughout everything from her boyfriend publicly cheating on her to her brother dating her arch nemesis, Kylie definitely has her triggers – and it seems unwanted touching is a big one.

The clip below shows Kylie walking into LA hotspot Craig"s and being swarmed by paparazzi, as usual.

But it"s not the paps that light Kylie"s fuse.

Rather, it"s some aggressive young fans who will stop at nothing to get a selfie with the 18-year-old Instagram queen.

Eventually, Kylie turns and snaps at the fans, and she"s getting some flak for her actions online today, but we understand where she"s coming from.

Laying your hands on someone without their permission is never cool – a lesson that these girls just learned the hard way.

And hey, they walked away with something better than a selfie – an awesome story.