Friday, April 1, 2016

Gwen Stefani: I"m Pregnant!

Gwen Stefani has confirmed that, sometimes, the tabloids get it right…


… because she’s PREGNANT!



The singer made this exciting announcement herself on Instagram Friday morning, sharing an actual sonogram photo with followers and even informing the world that she’s expecting a girl with Blake Shelton.


Hooray for the relatively new couple!



Many fans of the artist have passed along their congratulations, while many outlets have reported on the story as if it were real.


Except here’s the thing: it’s not.


Today is April Fool’s Day! 


Did Stefani get you?!?


The artist is, of course, dating Shelton for real.


But her April Fool’s joke is a response to an untold number of tabloid stories, such as the recent report by In Touch Weekly, that claim the couple is anxious to have a baby.


The star is already the mother to three boys with ex-husband Gavin Rossdale, who likely doesn’t find Gwen’s joke as humorous as we do.


Ben Higgins & Lauren Bushnell: "Extreme Tension" Plaguing Relationship??

Oh noes! Is it trouble in Bachelor paradise for Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell already?



It’s been a mere two weeks since the much-anticipated finale of The Bachelor aired, revealing that L. Bush had prevailed as the winner of Ben’s final rose – oh, but just barely.


You see, poor Ben had also fallen in love with another lady, JoJo Fletcher, and we all watched him agonize over saying goodbye to her simply because Bachelor rules decreed that he was only allowed to pick one person to spend the rest of his life with.


Unshockingly, watching her fiance cry over JoJo isn’t sitting well with Lauren, and it’s causing “extreme tension” in her relationship with Ben, according to Life & Style.


“Lauren tries not to think about it,” a source told the magazine. “But she’s traumatized that Ben told another girl he loved her.”


“Everyone around them can feel the awkwardness,” the source added. “It’s unclear if they will last. Things between them are getting worse.”


Looks like Ben didn’t really think that whole telling-two-women-he-loves-them-on-national-TV thing through.


OR, the producers at ABC totally thought it through, and boy-oh-boy, what a whopper of a storyline it made!


A gander at Ben and Lauren’s Instagram accounts suggests that the two are still totes in love. They recently spent Easter with Ben’s family in Denver and have plenty of kissy photos to prove it.


Of course, it could all just be for show. 


The entire Bachelor Nation knows that the couples must stay together for at least two years in order to keep the big-ticket Neil Lane engagement ring.


Perhaps it’s worth feigning a little happiness for a while just to cash in on that prize a couple years down the road.


Lord knows people have faked relationships for a whole lot less.


John Stamos Plays John Stamos, Only on Netflix

Netflix has been Stamos"d, and one has a feeling the masses won"t have a problem with it.


The streaming service and John Stamos pulled an April Fool"s prank on us, those silly geese.


"A VERY exciting new original documentary unlike any other," Netflix tweeted today.  John Stamos: A Human, Being comes to Netflix April 31


(spoiler alert – there is no April 31st).


Clad in a black turtleneck and sitting confidently in a director"s chair, Stamos explained how his feature came to be.


"I guess it was the fall of 2015 when things looked to be going a little south for those guys at Netflix.  My friend (fellow Greek-American) Ted Sarandos, the head of content, came to me and he said, "John.  You my friend, you have built more than a life for yourself.  You have built a brand.


""Please let us use your beloved brand to take Netflix to that next level.""


The image on Netflix"s social media acount features a backshot of Stamos against a spotlight, with the caption: "Lights, Camera, Stamos."


Members of Netflix have the pleasure of selecting categories such as:


– Popular Like John Stamos Was in High School 


– Trending Now Like John Stamos


– Movies John Stamos Watched With His Nephew


 


John stamos spoofs his own documentary on netflix

Farrah Abraham Launches Most Random Business Venture Yet

Farrah Abraham is more than just a reality star. 


In addition to her “work” as one of the original stars of the Teen Mom franchise, Farrah makes porn (sorry, “sex tapes”), she strips, she even sells plastic molds of her lady bits to fans who want the full Farrah experience.



Now, Farrah is proving that she can do more than help you masturbate; she can also furnish your home!


Yes, Farrah announced the launch of Furnished by Farrah today – a business that thus far consists of an Instagram page and some photos of Farrah wearing lingerie.


“Thank you All for your support on all of my endeavors as a woman in business. I’ve been lucky to do realestate for acouple years now & now I get to grow into a successfull Furnishing company! Celebrate & Add,” Farrah captioned the above photo.


Like we said, Farrah’s been an entrepreneur for several years (We didn’t even realize she was a “successfull” “realestate” agent.), so we hesitate to offer advice, but it’s good to have a store, or at least a freakin’ website if you want to sell furniture.


In fairness, Ms. Abraham promised that both are coming soon.


Oh, one more piece of advice: While women in lingerie are always a safe bet in terms of Internet traffic, if you’re launching a furniture company, it’s good to include a piece of furniture or two in the ad campaign. Just sayin’.


Watch Teen Mom online to see Farrah’s evolution from clueless single mom to rich clueless single mom.