John Stamos Admits: I Nearly Masturbated to Fuller House

John Stamos is finally ready to come clean.

About something pretty dirty.

The long-time actor was a guest this week on the E! talk show Busy Tonight, sitting down across from host Busy Phillipps and opening up about two things very personal to him:

1. His beloved role as Uncle Jess on Full House and the Netflix revival, Fuller House.


2. Masturbation.

Allow Stamos to explain…

“This is an absolutely true story, and I’ve been waiting to tell this story,” Stamos told Phillips before delving into a tale about his trip to a fertility clinic when he and his wife, Caitlin McHugh, were trying to start a family.

“[We were] trying to get pregnant and we had to do a thing, and we had to go to a fertility place and I had to go give a sperm sample.”

In other words:

Stamos had to pleasure himself and make sure the results ended up in a cup. Standard stuff in this sort of case.

“I went into this little room where they go, ‘Go in there…’ And they said, ‘If you need any stimulation or whatever, there’s videos and there’s a TV here, just turn the thing,’” the star continued, getting to the non-fictional punchline:

“I turn the TV on… and it’s on Fuller House. My hand to God."

HA!

So, did he do it? Did Stamos do what needed to be done while watching scenes from the comedy on which he plays a major part?

Not quite.

"I’m like, if I’m going to masturbate to myself, it’s going to be my old self, not the new one,” he joked.

Stamos stars in the family-friendly Netflix series as Uncle Jesse. He originally played the role in Full House from 1987 to 1995 — and he"s saying here that he was more attractive during the original version.

Which is silly, of course.

The guy hasn"t aged a single second it seems.

All quips aside, though, Stamos welcomed his son in April and gushed over the experience to Philipps:

"It’s just so beautiful. It’s just the perfect time,” he said.

“I’m glad I waited so I could devote my total self to my wife and to my child and forget about myself, because you get tired of your own self after a while, right?"

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Jodie Sweetin Finally Responds: Did She Sleep with John Stamos or What?!?

John Stamos sky-rocketed to fame on Full House for often saying the phrase have mercy.

But a certain question has been making its way around the Internet for the past few years, one that can be summed up as follows:

Did Stamos also have his way with co-star Jodie Sweetin in bed?

That is, have Stamos and Sweetin slept together?!?

Yes, this really has been a topic of speculation among social media users, despite the fact that Sweetin is 36 years old and Stamos is 55 years old and has spent a portion of his career portraying her uncle on screen.

And the subject was raised again on Monday after Sweetin jumped on Instagram to wish Stamos a very happy birthday.

Along with the throwback photo featured below, the actress wrote the following cute caption:

“Happy Birthday, Uncle J! My, my… we’ve made quite the memories these last 30+ years!

“I can’t believe you’re about 10 years younger than I am currently in this photo!! We were babies! (Well, I actually was… haha).

“Love you so much.”

Pretty sweet, right?

Not to one commentator, who responded to the birthday wishes as follows:

“How can you still say uncle to him when it’s been reported that you slept with him?! That’s just nasty.”

Sweetin seemed taken aback by the inquiry and the remark, replying as best she could in the moment:

“Hahahah…um…what?! Yeah…that’s def not true.”

Not only are Sweetin and Stamos 19 years apart in age (which is nothing, if you were to ask Dane Cook), but they’ve known each other for decades.

They played Stephanie Tanner and Uncle Jesse, respectively, on Full House from 1987 to 1995; and then reprised their roles in Netflix’s revival/reboot Fuller House.

So, Stamos has known Sweetin since she was five years old, making the mere suggestion that he did anything with her sexually to be gross, disgusting and totally abhorrent.

Seriously, Internet, where do you come up with this stuff?!?

Sweetin, meanwhile, is currently dating some guy named Mescal Wasilewski. They’ve been together since November.

The actress previously was married to Shaun Holguin from 2002 to 2006; and to Cody Herpin, with whom she shares nine-year-old daughter Zoie, from 2007 to 2010.

The star is also mother of daughter seven-year Beatrix with ex-husband Morty Coyle, from whom she separated in 2013 after two years of marriage.

Stamos, for his part, is mad crazy handsome.

He welcomed a son named Billy in April with his wife, model Caitlin McHugh.

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John Stamos and Caitlin McHough Welcome Their Baby Boy!!

In February, John Stamos married Caitlin McHough. Though Caitlin is the envy of many who have been harboring a crush on Stamos for decades, it’s wonderful news.

Now this couple has even more good tidings — they have welcomed the birth of their first child!

Stamos made the announcement with a precious photo of him with his newborn son.

John Stamos became engaged to Caitlin McHough in October, after romantically proposing to his noticeably younger girlfriend.

Then, in December, the couple followed up that engagement news with a happy announcement: they were having a baby!

Though many view marriage as an outdated ritual once used to facilitate the transfer of property and these days mostly just useful to secure a few rights and conveniences, John and Caitlin decided to tie the knot.

And they even made sure that their very Disney wedding took place before the birth of their child.

Now, however, that sweet baby boy has been born.

This pic is too precious!!

Along with the adorable of this little newborn resting on his chest, John Stamos included a caption:

“From now on, the best part of me will always be my wife and my son.”

That’s true.

“Welcome Billy Stamos (named after my father).”

It is unclear if they have named him “William” or if they wrote “Billy” on the birth certificate, but either way, that is such a sweet tribute.

And then there’s the hashtag:

“#NotJustanUncleAnymore #Overjoyed”

We’re not crying, you’re crying!

Honestly, with the amount of Disney being featured at each and every stage of Mr. and Mrs. Stamos’ relationship, we’re almost surprised that they didn’t name their boy Mickey.

(Disclaimer: we are not genuinely surprised)

From their Disney proposal to their frequent outings at Disney World to their Disney wedding, their romance has been right out of a very corporate fairytale.

And that Disney motif has expanded to their pregnancy news over the past few months.

When Caitlin shared this photo of herself cradling her baby bump, she compares the dress that she is wearing to the iconic dress worn by Princess Jasmine in Aladdin.

Disney has clearly shown their appreciation, too.

We don’t know what kind of financial benefits are involved and we wouldn’t care to speculate.

But Caitlin straight-up has a video on Instagram of her talking with R2-D2 about her baby bump while she’s sporting an R2-D2 dress.

Artoo is shown full-sized and issues his standard catty beeps.

That’s just a few steps below having Ian McDiarmid show up in a black robe to predict that your child is destined for greatness.

Congratulations to John Stamos and Caitlin McHough on the birth of their beautiful baby boy!

We are very excited to learn more about Billy as his parents decide to share more of him.

And it occurs to us that, at some point, fans will likely be treated to photos and perhaps even video of this precious little one’s first visit to a Disney theme park.

We absolutely cannot wait for that.

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John Stamos and Wife Caitlin McHugh Honeymooning at Disney World"s Magic Kingdom

John Stamos and his new bride Caitlin McHugh are honeymooning … at a spot where the magic happens. John and Caitlin were spotted at Magic Kingdom — “The Most Magical Place on Earth” — at Disney World in Florida Friday night, still rocking the…

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John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh: Married!

Since Full House premiered in 1987, everyone with two eyes and a television has wanted to marry John Stamos. Fortunately for the 54-year-old dreamboat but sadly for everyone who isn’t Caitlin McHugh, that’s John Stamos’ decision to make.

Well, he made his choice, and got engaged to Caitlin McHugh in 2017. The couple is also expecting a child together, which makes them doubly blessed.

Well, there’s even more good news about this beautiful couple, folks — they’re now, officially, married!

It’s not really a surprise that John Stamos promosed to Caitlin, his adorable and much younger girlfriend who is living the dreams of countless fans.

After all, it wasn’t that long ago that John Stamos helped a fan pop the question because he’s an absolute prince.

(In that case, it was really the man’s girlfriend who was a big Stamos fan — too big of a Stamos fan — and John Stamos bestowed his blessing upon their engagement)

For his own proposal, Stamos used a little Disney magic to set the right atmosphere for Caitlin McHugh.

He announced his success on Instagram.

“I asked … she said yes! … And we lived happily ever after.”

Now, admittedly, the “lived happily ever after” line might be a bit premature.

Because, obviously, they haven’t gotten there yet.

But the engagement was followed by some other wonderful news.

John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh are having a baby!

The decision to have a kid came about really naturally and rationally — the two share the same morals and values, which is a good starting point for any relationship, but especially for prospective parents.

They figured that they’d do well with a kid. And then it was Caitlin who liked the idea of going ahead and conceiving a child before the wedding.

Why? Because, well, John Stamos is … old. And she said as much, because they have a healthy relationship.

But good-natured ribbing aside, these two stunning human beings have tied the knot.

Entertainment Tonight reports that John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh got married on Saturday.

The venue was simple but beautiful, at Stamos’ home in Beverly Hills.

At the wedding, the couple’s outfits were fairly traditional even though the location was not.

Both the gorgeous groom and the beautiful bride posed for photos with friends and family members in the backyard.

Though the newlyweds are clearly head-over-heels for each other and enjoyed a Superbowl party the next day (so it’s perhaps not your typical honeymoon), there was a bit of bad news.

Caitlin McHugh’s room at the Beverly Hills Hotel was, unfortunately, burglarized.

It was Friday, the day before her wedding, and someone stole $ 165,000 worth of jewelry.

Sickening.

it appears that no suspect has been identified or captured. Investigators aren’t even sure of how they entered the room in the first place.

Some might callously suggest that John Stamos, whose net worth is estimated to be around $ 40 million, can easily replace what was lost.

Sure, he has the cash. But not all jewelry is replaceable — heirlooms and other items may have sentimental value that can’t simply be matched by a dollar amount.

Neither insurance nor a rich new husband can totally negate an invasive loss like that. It’s a little scary that someone was able to enter her room like that at all.

But she’s married and has a baby on the way. That is, ultimately, more valuable than any volume of jewelry.

Or, at least, more than $ 165,000 worth of it. Let’s be real.

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John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh Get Married Hours After Jewelry Robbery

John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh tied the knot Saturday, and Caitlin was devoid of jewelry after being the victim of a jewelry heist. John and Caitlin, who’s pregnant got hitched at The Little Brown Church in Studio City in a small ceremony. TMZ broke…

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John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh Get Robbed Hours Before Wedding

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John Stamos & Caitlin McHugh: We"re Gonna Have a Baby!

There’s no counting how many first crushes or sexual awakenings had John Stamos as their focus, but Caitlin McHugh is the lucky woman who’s engaged to the Fuller House star.

But the good news keeps on coming in.

Caitlin is pregnant! John Stamos is about to become a first-time parent at 54!

John Stamos spoke on The Jess Cagle Interview and explained how all of this came to be.

And no, it wasn’t a shotgun wedding. Well … mostly.

First, he talks about how he knew that Caitlin was the one:

“We have the same morals and the same values, that all clicked nicely.”

That is so refreshingly rational? Like, at the risk of sounding heartless, we usually want to hear something a little better than “well we’re in love” when two people decide to get married.

Anyway, Stamos continues:

“So we said, ‘Oh, well, maybe we should have a family.’”

And apparently Caitlin had a specific timeline in mind.

Caitlin, Stamos says, told him: “‘Maybe we should have a kid [before we get married]’ and I said, ‘Why?’”

His new fiancee’s reply shows you how well they get along.

“Because you’re old.”

(That’s more than fair. He’s 54 and she’s 31. He’s old for a person and also old enough to have been her dad, even though he still looks like a dream)

So, the couple decided that they wanted to go ahead and try for a baby. And it worked.

“The [pregnancy] happened.”

That’s one way of putting it.

“Then I said, I better have a ring on her finger because it’s the right thing to do, and I wanted to marry her anyway.”

Awwww!

Not every couple gets married or even plans to get married, but since they were planning on it anyway, why not?

“So I called her parents to ask, and it was like, ‘You better!"”

We’re not the biggest fans of asking for permission. Like, Caitlin is a grown woman, and not the property of her parents.. But we guess that she didn’t mind.

We know all about John Stamos’ proposal to her. It was pretty epic.

And had a mermaid motif.

See, the couple got engaged at Disneyland, reenacting the “Kiss The Girl” scene from The Little Mermaid.

Except, of course, instead of kissing the girl, he proposed to her.

(People have been saying for ages that John Stamos looks a lot like Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid, so we imagine that this may have been a factor)

Clearly, Disney was happy for the publicity and the couple was happy to have such an iconic proposal.

Caitlin McHugh, by the way, is an actress and model.

She’s shown up on all sorts of things, from The Vampire Diaries to Law & Order: SVU.

She and John Stamos have even worked together professionally.

Now, this almost obnoxiously attractive couple will work on planning their wedding and preparing to become parents.

At this point, we have every confidence that the two of them can pull it off.

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Caitlin McHugh: Engaged to John Stamos!!!!!!!!!!

In the video above, John Stamos helps a man propose to his girlfriend.

It’s very funny and extremely romantic.

The beloved former Full House star, however, needed no assistance from any other attractive actor in order to pop a very similar question himself.

How do we know this?

Because John Stamos is now engaged to Caitlin McHugh!!!!!!

The 54-year old stud muffin confirmed this exciting piece of news on Sunday night in positively adorable fashion.

Along with a beautiful illustration of a man in a suit and a woman in a dress, the actor wrote the following to his 2.2 million Instagram followers:

“I asked…she said yes! …And we lived happily ever after.”

In case this message wasn’t clear, Stamos also included an engagement ring emoji. Hooray!

Stamos geo-tagged the image from Disneyland (the illustrated couple is standing in front of Disneyland’s Sleeping Beauty Castle), making us think he asked for McHugh’s hand in marriage while they were at this very popular locale.

Based on many previous social media photos, it’s clear the couple often spends time at The Happiest Place on Earth.

They celebrated McHugh’s birthday there in May, for example.

Stamos, meanwhile. was previously married to Rebecca Romijnfrom from 1998 through 2005.

He and his now-fiancee have been dating since March of last year.

As for where you may know McHugh from?

The brunette actress has appeared in The Vampire Diaries and in Switched at Birth, while also earning a role in the Will Smith movie, Am Legend.

The occasional model has also has appeared on an episode of ABC’s Castle on a 2011 installment  of Law & Order: SVU.

And while millions of women around the world may now be sad that Stamos is spoken for, the actor can at least take solace in knowing McHugh is very welcome on the set of Fuller House.

“They all love her more than me. They’re like, ‘Is Caitlin coming?"” he joked to Entertainment Tonight this past spring, adding:

“We don’t care about you, is Caitlin coming?"”

Earlier this year, the happy couple completed a short film titled Ingenueish, which Stamos directed and in which McHugh starred.

“They say if you can do a film together, you can do anything together,” the actress quipped at the time, adding:

“I’m very happy to say we survived the filming process and we’re in editing now. We’re both still alive so it’s great!”

And we’re so very happy for these gorgeous stars!

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John Stamos Helps Boyfriend Pull Off Best Proposal EVER

Well, this video is totally and completely awesome.

It centers on Doug Cox, a resident of San Francisco who really wanted to propose to his girlfriend Katrina Firenze.

The only issue?

In his own words, Katrina has a "John Stamos problem," which means Doug also has a "Doug Stamos problem," as evidenced by an actual photo of the Full House star on a wall on Katrina"s house. 

To wit:

Therefore, in order to get his girlfriend"s attention, and to make it clear he had the blessing of John Stamos, Doug wrote a letter to John Stamos that opened as follows:

Let me just start by throwing a number at ya. 34 percent, John. 34 percent. That is the percentage of space the entire ‘Full House’ series takes up on my DVR.

Doug proceeded to explain his personal pickle:

My girlfriend, Katrina, is the most amazing human being I’ve ever met. She’s kind, she’s genuine, she can win over a room in seconds. I want to marry this woman, but there’s a brick wall in the way:

A 6-foot-tall Greek God with better hair than me. And, John, I have fantastic hair.

Incredible, Stamos didn"t merely reply to Doug"s email…

… he did so by reading it out loud and then basically proposing to his biggest fan on behalf of her boyfriend.

"From what I see here on this email that you sent, you’re a handsome man," Stamos says in the following video, addressing Doug and then Katrina:

"Nice hair, a beard, beautiful blue eyes. Katrina, I would say yes to young Doug. So I guess this is me asking you to marry him, and I hope you do it."

Have mercy, right?!?

How does Katrina react to one of the greatest proposals we"ve ever witnessed?

Click PLAY to find out!

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John Stamos Mourns Dog, Elicits ALL the Tears

John Stamos may be living in a Full(er) House these days on television.

But the actor’s real life house just got a little more quiet and lonely.

Stamos took to Instagram this afternoon and shared the sad news that his dog just passed away.

Her name was Linka; Stamos had often filled his social media feed with her photos; and he added one more in honor of her death.

“She was always there, especially in the dark times,” wrote Stamos in the sweet tribute to his beloved pooch.

“Never judging. By my side. Only loyal.”

That’s the thing about dogs, isn’t it?

They really are always, always there for you. They want to cuddle or play fetch or give you a thousand licks the second you come home, no questions asked.

Stamos and Linka enjoyed soaking up some sun poolside together for many years. 

We’d normally comment on the amazing view in a photo such as the one below.

But we’re just focused now on these adorable doggy kisses!

Stamos has previously joked about the importance of maintaining Linka’s privacy, writing:

“I have a dog that I love a lot but I don’t talk about her publicly. She’s very sensitive when it comes to press.”

Stamos has adopted another dog, Freida. So at least he isn’t totally alone here.

But anyone who has lost a beloved pet knows what this feel like. It really is akin to losing a family member.

Our heart goes out to John Stamos at this time.

We’re not being facetious, either.

We’d keep writing more on the topic, but our eyes are welling with the tears at the thought of losing our dog.

So we’ll just send Stamos our very best wishes and say we’re sure Linka is now resting in peace.

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John Stamos Plays John Stamos, Only on Netflix

Netflix has been Stamos"d, and one has a feeling the masses won"t have a problem with it.

The streaming service and John Stamos pulled an April Fool"s prank on us, those silly geese.

"A VERY exciting new original documentary unlike any other," Netflix tweeted today.  John Stamos: A Human, Being comes to Netflix April 31

(spoiler alert – there is no April 31st).

Clad in a black turtleneck and sitting confidently in a director"s chair, Stamos explained how his feature came to be.

"I guess it was the fall of 2015 when things looked to be going a little south for those guys at Netflix.  My friend (fellow Greek-American) Ted Sarandos, the head of content, came to me and he said, "John.  You my friend, you have built more than a life for yourself.  You have built a brand.

""Please let us use your beloved brand to take Netflix to that next level.""

The image on Netflix"s social media acount features a backshot of Stamos against a spotlight, with the caption: "Lights, Camera, Stamos."

Members of Netflix have the pleasure of selecting categories such as:

– Popular Like John Stamos Was in High School 

– Trending Now Like John Stamos

– Movies John Stamos Watched With His Nephew

 

John Stamos: Pantsless For Paper Magazine

Apparently, when John Stamos heard that Full House was coming back to TV, he decided to keep the throwback trend going by making himself a tabloid staple, just like he was in his Uncle Jesse days.

First, Stamos was arrested for DUI and was put through the usual apology tour and rehab paces. Now, the dude is going full Kardashian and attempting to break the Internet with an artsy ass shot.

Yeah, that’s John Stamos’ butt alright.

The pic is from the new issue of Paper magazine, which, of course, is the same publication that brought us Kim Kardashian’s oiled-up ass last year.

Apparently, Paper is attempting to corner the market on celebrity ass photos. They should change the name to Paper Covered With Photos of Famous Butts.

It’s a mouthful, but at least subscribers would know exactly what they’re in store for, ya know?

As far as we can tell there’s no reason for why John decided to lose the pants and keep the shirt. We guess sometimes you just feel like waving in your dong at the passing pedestrians on the street below.

And at this point in his career, John Stamos can pretty much do whatever he wants.

Except get the Olsen twins fired. We’re guessing he still couldn’t pull that off.

John Stamos: Charged with DUI ... of Date Rape Drug!

John Stamos will be charged with driving under the influence of GHB, also known as the date rape drug, according to sources close to the situation.

News of John Stamos’ DUI arrest broke months ago, but charges are just being filed this week, and sources close to the actor say he has a defense:

He was using the drug as a fitness supplement. Supposedly.

The former Full House cast member who ages laterally was arrested in June when he was spotted driving erratically in Beverly Hills, Calif.

Authorities say Stamos was so out of it, he had to be taken to the hospital, where testing revealed he was under the influence of GHB.

Another non-narcotic drug was also in his system.

Stamos sources say he was taking the drug to “lean out body mass” as he prepared for his new show, which sounds hokey, but could be true.

The drug is frequently used by bodybuilders for lean muscle, and also to obtain a level of sleep which allows muscles to optimally recover.

Charges will be formally filed against the Grandfathered and Fuller House star this week which should formally outline all of these details.

For what it’s worth, Stamos went to rehab almost immediately after his DUI arrest and completed his 30-day live-in treatment successfully.

John Stamos -- I"m Back With the Beach Boys!

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John Stamos reunited with the Beach Boys and brought the house down.

Stamos — who has been a regular at shows in the past — performed at the L.A. County fair for the first time since his post DUI rehab stint in July … and he looked better than ever.

Stamos has been killing the game recently — with both “Fuller House” and “Grandfathered” in production.

The Beach Boys welcomed him back as images of Uncle Jesse flashed on the big screens … right before he lit up the crowd with a sick drum solo.

Have mercy.

See also

• John Stamos — Slays "Fuller House" Taping … with DUI Joke


• John Stamos — Out of Rehab … I"m Into Punch Now (PHOTO)


• John Stamos — Checks Into Rehab