Lindsay Lohan Goes Pantsless, Talks Marriage on Instagram

Last time we checked in on her, Lindsay Lohan actually looked normal and happy in her latest Instagram selfies.

At first we were a bit freaked out. Then we remembered that appearances can be deceiving, and deep down, she’s still the same old Linds:

Case in point: here she is pantsless, smoking a cig, and sporting a far-off look in her eye that leads us to believe she may have recently smoked something else.

Obviously, the sight of Lindsay Lohan naked is nothing new, and we’ve seen her much more exposed than this in the past, but her recent social media activity is interesting for reasons that go beyond freckled flesh.

As you may already know, Lindsay is dating a Russian real estate agent named Egor Tarabasov.

It was recently revealed that Egor is not as rich as Lindsay originally thought, but she seems fully smitten nonetheless.

Currently, she’s living with Egor in London and posting pics like this one:

She captioned the selfie, “Rushing around from work to lunch to work and fittings but still smiling!!” which kinda leads us to believe Lindsay doesn’t know what smiling looks like.

Anyway, in case it wasn’t already clear that she’s all about this relationship, she’s also started posting memes about marriage.

The latest features unattributed quote reading:

“She’s a badass with a good heart … She’s the type you go to war beside. The type of woman you marry.”

Pretty subtle stuff there, Linds.

We know English isn’t Egor’s first language, but we’re guessing he’ll get what you’re trying to say.

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Kylie Jenner Goes Pantsless For Cover of Wonderland Magazine

Sure we’ve seen Kylie Jenner pantsless before, but that doesn’t mean the 18-year-old Instagram queen won’t earn our attention every time she poses for a photo without society’s most crucial article of clothing.

Especially when said photo winds up on the cover of a magazine:

Yes, Kylie decided to let her legs breathe while posing for the latest issue of Wonderland magazine, and the amazing thing is that despite going sans-pants, the pic is actually pretty tame by Kylie’s standards.

Considering how many times we’ve seen Kylie nearly nude, any photo where only her legs are bare is a surprising change of pace.

If the pajama-like top looks familiar, it may be because Beyonce wore the same thing in her “Formation” music video – except, ya know, she wore pants, too.

That Kylie is always taking things a step further than Queen Bey. She probably takes Tyga to Joe’s Crab Shack instead of Red Lobster.

As for what Kylie talks about inside the mag…well, we have no idea.

Naturally, she’s posted the cover image all over social media, but thus far her only comment has been, “I love how different this cover is.”

Is it really that different, Kylie? If you’re wondering where the photographer found his inspiration, you might want to scroll through your own Instagram page.

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Kylie Jenner Goes Pantsless, Looks JUST LIKE Kim Kardashian!

As you may have noticed, Kylie Jenner is slowly transforming into Kim Kardashian.

We may never know how much of this is the result of genetics, and how much is the result of a family discount from the finest plastic surgeon in Calabasas, but whatever the reason, Kylie looks more like her famous big sis every day:

That’s Kylie’s latest Instagram upload, and as you can see, the Kim-face is stronger than ever.

Of course, when Kylie posts photos of her butt (which she does with surprising frequency), she inadvertently calls attention to the biggest difference between her appearance and Kim’s.

We see it so often these days that it’s almost easy to forget how huge Kim’s ass is. 

No one knew what to do when it came on the scene a decade ago.

Our younger readers may not remember this, but it was a simpler time when the world thought that Jennifer Lopez would never lose her title as the Queen of Celebrity Asses.

Obviously, the world came to know and love Kim’s ginormous ‘donk, and the rest is history.

It’s photos like the one above that remind us that Kylie and Kim are half sisters, and that the Kard gals have frequently attributed their famously curvy figures to their Armenian heritage.

The KJs, of course, don’t have those Middle Eastern genes.

Kendall Jenner has fully embraced her own body type, but Kylie still seems hell-bent on an acquiring the kind of butt that can launch an empire.

Sadly, there are some miracles that no doctor can perform.

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Pantsless Man Watches Porn While Driving, Dies in Car Accident

Move over for a moment, Florida Man.

It’s time to make room for Detroit Man.

A 58-year old driver in Michigan was watching a pornographic movie on his cellphone at 3:30 a.m. on Sunday when he lost control of his vehicle on Interstate 75.

The man wasn’t wearing pants or a seatbelt and was partially ejected through the sunroof after his 1996 Toyota rolled over.

Thankfully, no other vehicle were involved in the crash.

“There’s so much technology out there, a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police.

It’s true.

Some famous people, for example, take videos of themselves while behind the wheel.

The unnamed victim was pronounced dead at the scene, while authorities are continuing to investigate the incident.

No word on whether the man was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape on his phone or any one of many other adult film possibilities.

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John Stamos: Pantsless For Paper Magazine

Apparently, when John Stamos heard that Full House was coming back to TV, he decided to keep the throwback trend going by making himself a tabloid staple, just like he was in his Uncle Jesse days.

First, Stamos was arrested for DUI and was put through the usual apology tour and rehab paces. Now, the dude is going full Kardashian and attempting to break the Internet with an artsy ass shot.

Yeah, that’s John Stamos’ butt alright.

The pic is from the new issue of Paper magazine, which, of course, is the same publication that brought us Kim Kardashian’s oiled-up ass last year.

Apparently, Paper is attempting to corner the market on celebrity ass photos. They should change the name to Paper Covered With Photos of Famous Butts.

It’s a mouthful, but at least subscribers would know exactly what they’re in store for, ya know?

As far as we can tell there’s no reason for why John decided to lose the pants and keep the shirt. We guess sometimes you just feel like waving in your dong at the passing pedestrians on the street below.

And at this point in his career, John Stamos can pretty much do whatever he wants.

Except get the Olsen twins fired. We’re guessing he still couldn’t pull that off.