Move over for a moment, Florida Man.
It’s time to make room for Detroit Man.
A 58-year old driver in Michigan was watching a pornographic movie on his cellphone at 3:30 a.m. on Sunday when he lost control of his vehicle on Interstate 75.
The man wasn’t wearing pants or a seatbelt and was partially ejected through the sunroof after his 1996 Toyota rolled over.
Thankfully, no other vehicle were involved in the crash.
“There’s so much technology out there, a lot of people are more paying attention to what they’re doing other than driving their car,” said Lt. Mike Shaw of the Michigan State Police.
It’s true.
Some famous people, for example, take videos of themselves while behind the wheel.
The unnamed victim was pronounced dead at the scene, while authorities are continuing to investigate the incident.
No word on whether the man was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape on his phone or any one of many other adult film possibilities.
